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Um, the barkeep has just stepped out for an eon,
but you could try the Hagrabiscuit®©™ Vending Machine over there in the corner.
It has been known to serve just about anything from Urinerecyc to Pan Galactic Gragleblasters...
Gestures with head in the direction of a dimly lit corner occupied by a grimy yellow machine the size of an automatic public toilet with a lopsided flashing red neon sign atop it.
... watch out for the Hagrabiscuit though, it's the blue Salrillian variety, an aquired taste at the best of times.
The Officer's Club Bar #7
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#327
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Posted 12 February 2007 - 12:59 PM
Okay, thanks.
*walks over to vending machine, pops in a five, and takes out a shining red Dr. Pepper and some change*
Ahhh, these are the best. *fizz*
*walks over to vending machine, pops in a five, and takes out a shining red Dr. Pepper and some change*
Ahhh, these are the best. *fizz*
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Posted 13 February 2007 - 05:56 AM
Wow!
It gave you change, it must like you !
LCA raises Greenyblue®©™ "cheers" and drinks some.
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A skeleton somewhere in the background falls over loudly, but doesn't fall appart
It gave you change, it must like you !
LCA raises Greenyblue®©™ "cheers" and drinks some.
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A skeleton somewhere in the background falls over loudly, but doesn't fall appart
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
#329
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 05:33 PM
Clearly not a one of you is a true officer. Conduct unbecoming, I say!
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 05:41 PM
*Mack slaps restraints on mrxak's hands and leads him out of the bar to a waiting police ship*
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 15 February 2007 - 04:45 PM
Clearly Mrxak was unaware I was in here. I remember when this place was back on the old AresCentral.com boards.
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 03:16 PM
So... what have you guys been doing with your lives in the years since the awesomeness that was the Ares community?
I'm getting my Ph.D in Biochemistry & Molecular Biology, working on regenerative stem cell tissue engineering.
I'm getting my Ph.D in Biochemistry & Molecular Biology, working on regenerative stem cell tissue engineering.
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 03:42 PM
Well, I was a hot shot in the mortgage business until I got sober, and recently I fired up my own business doing the recycling and remarketing of electronic equipment, but that's really about all.
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Posted 05 March 2007 - 08:38 PM
*Re-appears through a secret hatch in the ceiling. Clearly, since the hatch is no longer secret, it immediately self-destructs to prevent use by any witnesses.*
Keeping myself frantic as a college acting major. Finally got a decent role in a show recently for the first time this year. That fills up my time nicely.
Keeping myself frantic as a college acting major. Finally got a decent role in a show recently for the first time this year. That fills up my time nicely.
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 03:52 PM
*Puts a few credits in the juke box and requests some Coltrane*
*Unfortunately, the box begins to play that obnoxious pop hit by the Austrailian band "Chunder Wonder".
"So there's this and the cleaning bots. You think maybe your IT guy has a grudge?"
*Unfortunately, the box begins to play that obnoxious pop hit by the Austrailian band "Chunder Wonder".
"So there's this and the cleaning bots. You think maybe your IT guy has a grudge?"
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 05:10 PM
*Loads both barrels of a 12-gauge shotgun, holds it at arm's length, and propels two cartridges-worth of screaming lead death into the juke box.* That's better. I really don't know what's going on with the systems around here. The dancing cleandroids are entertaining enough, but that was a bit much.
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 05:43 PM
Huh, I remember this place, coming up upon seven years in a few more months. Its kind of interesting to see how people have changed over the years, even though some of the things some people wrote back in the day (especially myself) makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
*Avatara approaches Cicion.* "You probably haven't heard of this backwater culture, but the Cytherians owe their continuing existence to this place. On behalf of them, I'd like to express my gratitude." *Avatara presents an ornately decorated plaque with an inscription written in some ancient language.*
*Avatara approaches Cicion.* "You probably haven't heard of this backwater culture, but the Cytherians owe their continuing existence to this place. On behalf of them, I'd like to express my gratitude." *Avatara presents an ornately decorated plaque with an inscription written in some ancient language.*
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 09 March 2007 - 01:14 AM
Just in case you don't know, Audemedon "Vodka" is pretty much just straight ethanol.
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 01:30 PM
Yeah, Salrilian Gin is... well... let's just say it's something of joke the Sals like to pull on naive spacefarers, and it isn't a distilled plant extract, although it's always "fresh squeezed".
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 10:25 PM
*Accepts the plaque.* Well, I'll be... thanks, old friend. If there's anything else I can do for these associates of yours, tell them they have only to ask. I'd tell my maintdroids to hang this up on the back wall, but they'd probably start doing West Side Story in the middle of the attempt. Guess I'll do it m'self!
Salrilian Gin... now that's some interesting stuff. One try was enough for me and pretty much everyone who's ever ordered one in here.
Salrilian Gin... now that's some interesting stuff. One try was enough for me and pretty much everyone who's ever ordered one in here.
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 14 March 2007 - 03:43 AM
Though I have heard that with a really BIG slice of lemon (more of a chunk I suppose) even Sal gin becomes palatable..., still melts your throat, but in a nice sort of way.
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 16 April 2007 - 01:29 AM
*SA eyes the crowd and wonders whether to make his presence felt or not. After all, it has been a while since he last put the whole place in jeopardy...*
Sundered Angel,
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Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy
The One and Only
Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy
#350
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Posted 16 April 2007 - 02:05 PM
Yeah, come one in. After all, it's been about five years since that time when I couped the Salrilian Oracular Council and you manipulated everyone to the brink of all out war. Been kinda dull since those days. I've got a shot of Salrilian Gin here with your name on it *chuckle*.
