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Darkk 0 opens a pocket in his suit, and pulls out a fluffy white cat. "Get them Riena."
The cat leaps into the store room. Loud, screaming noises are heard by the bar patrons. After a few minutes, the cat comes out, somewhat larger.
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Posted 09 May 2003 - 09:31 PM
Thanks, ol' pal. *Serves up a mega-huge DP in a chilled glass.*
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 11 May 2003 - 01:35 AM
Thank you very much. Summer is good, despite that accutane.
I might even work on MInv if I get relaxed enough (screaming voices in head) - guess I'm not relaxed enough yet.
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I might even work on MInv if I get relaxed enough (screaming voices in head) - guess I'm not relaxed enough yet.
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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
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Posted 11 May 2003 - 12:13 PM
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Darkk 0 opens a pocket in his suit, and pulls out a fluffy white cat. "Get them Riena."
The cat leaps into the store room. Loud, screaming noises are heard by the bar patrons. After a few minutes, the cat comes out, somewhat larger.
Darkk 0 opens a pocket in his suit, and pulls out a fluffy white cat. "Get them Riena."
The cat leaps into the store room. Loud, screaming noises are heard by the bar patrons. After a few minutes, the cat comes out, somewhat larger.
"SQUEAK" said the Death of Rats as it scuttled out of the store room,
scythe over its shoulder.
Busy day today...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 11 May 2003 - 07:44 PM
Don't you mean "The Death of Mynocks"? Or does the Death of Rats handle Mynocks too?
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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
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Posted 13 May 2003 - 06:18 PM
Very definitely The Death of Rats.
Rats are stubbornly persistant, so too is DEATH.
DEATH is eternal, inevitable, fair, and above all final.
The Death of Rats is all of those; part of the whole, the whole of the part,
it handles small jobs, including mynocks as it happens...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Rats are stubbornly persistant, so too is DEATH.
DEATH is eternal, inevitable, fair, and above all final.
The Death of Rats is all of those; part of the whole, the whole of the part,
it handles small jobs, including mynocks as it happens...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 16 May 2003 - 03:41 PM
The two bipeds from the GreenyBlue®©™ Drinks Corp glanced a couple of seconds at each other, each one reflected in the other's black sunglasses 
"Ve half decided thet your GreenyBlue®©™ ist up to standard" said the creepier of the two.
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"Yeah, it's really good, served at the right temperature, frosted on the surface, real cool, heheheheheheheeh!"
"And we likes the way you dealz wit de vermin herbouts. Da puddy tat is fast"
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"Ve vill gif you dis zertificat of coolness in de GreenyBlue®©™ servingks."
Producing an eight metre square silver certificate from somewhere he plonked it on the bar counter.
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"Yeah, that's a good certificate hehehehehehehe...,
And ya gets a free gift too."
The less creepy of teh pair placed a plastic GreenyBlue®©™ Drinks Corp Limited Edition Tie (with go faster stripes) on the counter.
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"Unt now ve vill go, ya"
Both beings faded out in a not un-teleport like effect.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
"Ve half decided thet your GreenyBlue®©™ ist up to standard" said the creepier of the two.
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"Yeah, it's really good, served at the right temperature, frosted on the surface, real cool, heheheheheheheeh!"
"And we likes the way you dealz wit de vermin herbouts. Da puddy tat is fast"
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"Ve vill gif you dis zertificat of coolness in de GreenyBlue®©™ servingks."
Producing an eight metre square silver certificate from somewhere he plonked it on the bar counter.
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"Yeah, that's a good certificate hehehehehehehe...,
And ya gets a free gift too."
The less creepy of teh pair placed a plastic GreenyBlue®©™ Drinks Corp Limited Edition Tie (with go faster stripes) on the counter.
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"Unt now ve vill go, ya"
Both beings faded out in a not un-teleport like effect.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
#158
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Posted 18 May 2003 - 09:25 PM
*Several battered looking Ishman heavy destroyers dock at the strangely unnamed station.
The airlock door of the most deadly of the ships rolls aside and a tall rugedly hansome man in a military uniform with a patch that depict flaming letters spelling CaptainDude steps out. The Captain of the ship looks to each of his sides, shrugs, and walks into the bar.*
*Cap sits down on a stool and looks at the barkeep.*
"I'll have vintage GreenyBlueishBlackyYellow®© on the rocks."
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If at first you do not succeed... Try, try agian.
[This message has been edited by CaptainDude (edited 05-19-2003).]
The airlock door of the most deadly of the ships rolls aside and a tall rugedly hansome man in a military uniform with a patch that depict flaming letters spelling CaptainDude steps out. The Captain of the ship looks to each of his sides, shrugs, and walks into the bar.*
*Cap sits down on a stool and looks at the barkeep.*
"I'll have vintage GreenyBlueishBlackyYellow®© on the rocks."
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If at first you do not succeed... Try, try agian.
[This message has been edited by CaptainDude (edited 05-19-2003).]
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Posted 19 May 2003 - 02:51 PM
No problem, captain. What's your business around these parts?
*Nails the certificate to the bar's back wall.*
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
[This message has been edited by Taeskor Cicion (edited 05-21-2003).]
*Nails the certificate to the bar's back wall.*
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 19 May 2003 - 05:06 PM
*Takes a squig from his drink*
"We just finished escorting twenty-six freighters owned by the GreenyBlue©®™ corporation.
Glad it's finished now. During that mission half of my crew started growing extra apendages and getting strange rashes."
*Wipes forhead*
"Anyway, it's all fixed now."
*Takes another squig from his drink*
"A little radiation goes a long way."
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If at first you do not succeed... Try, try agian.
[This message has been edited by CaptainDude (edited 05-19-2003).]
"We just finished escorting twenty-six freighters owned by the GreenyBlue©®™ corporation.
Glad it's finished now. During that mission half of my crew started growing extra apendages and getting strange rashes."
*Wipes forhead*
"Anyway, it's all fixed now."
*Takes another squig from his drink*
"A little radiation goes a long way."
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If at first you do not succeed... Try, try agian.
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Posted 21 May 2003 - 03:58 PM
In a room, on a ship somewhere, in orbit about some planet, a light flashes on a monitor console.
(An old Earth movie "Soilent Green", Edward G. Robinson's last movie as it happened,
is screening in the background on an old flat screen 6GHz G8 iMac.)
The operator sips a Frosted GreenyBlue®©™ and views the vis-relay from the omni-surveilance device transmission..., one of billions that bug the entire multiverse.
. . . . . . . . ."A little radiation goes a long way.". . . . . . . .
"Hmmmmm...."
and issues an order...
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Somewhere else, a sleek Afra-K class fast cruiser departs from a space station,
the cool GreenyBlue®©™ Corp logo briefly visible on its side as it catches the sunlight.
The ship jumps to warp bound for somewhere else....
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Meanwhile the profits of the GreenyBlue®©™ Corp continue to grow....
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
(An old Earth movie "Soilent Green", Edward G. Robinson's last movie as it happened,
is screening in the background on an old flat screen 6GHz G8 iMac.)
The operator sips a Frosted GreenyBlue®©™
and views the vis-relay from the omni-surveilance device transmission..., one of billions that bug the entire multiverse.. . . . . . . . ."A little radiation goes a long way.". . . . . . . .
"Hmmmmm...."
and issues an order...
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Somewhere else, a sleek Afra-K class fast cruiser departs from a space station,
the cool GreenyBlue®©™ Corp logo briefly visible on its side as it catches the sunlight.
The ship jumps to warp bound for somewhere else....
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Meanwhile the profits of the GreenyBlue®©™ Corp continue to grow....
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 22 May 2003 - 10:16 PM
The three rebel pilots are sitting in a booth by one of the windows that looks over the docking bay. The one that would appear to be the least experienced is gazing longingly at the newly-arrived destroyers.
"You like those, eh?" asks Mag.
"Their firepower is so wonderful."
"Yeah, but they're even slower and worse at turning than Sam's HVF. As well as being rather massive."
The third speaks. "There's nothing wrong with my heavy fighter! Especially if you're looking into the firepower department."
"I'm sure." Mag looks about, and spots a group of people playing Mow. "Well, I'm off." He wanders over, hoping to join in on the next game.
"Don't listen to him, kid. He likes the feel of a fighter that can be completely obliterated by one shot from almost any weapon." Sam realizes that the other pilot is, like Mag, an interceptor pilot. "No need to worry, though. You can fly well enough that I don't think you'll be getting taken out anytime soon."
Meanwhile, a freighter nearby notices what would appear to be a pirate fleet dropping out of a jumstream...
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"Humans are hicks."
- Paff's Law
It explains so much...
[This message has been edited by Mag Steelglass (edited 05-24-2003).]
"You like those, eh?" asks Mag.
"Their firepower is so wonderful."
"Yeah, but they're even slower and worse at turning than Sam's HVF. As well as being rather massive."
The third speaks. "There's nothing wrong with my heavy fighter! Especially if you're looking into the firepower department."
"I'm sure." Mag looks about, and spots a group of people playing Mow. "Well, I'm off." He wanders over, hoping to join in on the next game.
"Don't listen to him, kid. He likes the feel of a fighter that can be completely obliterated by one shot from almost any weapon." Sam realizes that the other pilot is, like Mag, an interceptor pilot. "No need to worry, though. You can fly well enough that I don't think you'll be getting taken out anytime soon."
Meanwhile, a freighter nearby notices what would appear to be a pirate fleet dropping out of a jumstream...
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"Humans are hicks."
- Paff's Law
It explains so much...
[This message has been edited by Mag Steelglass (edited 05-24-2003).]
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 10:43 PM
*Cap takes another squig from his GreenyBlueishBalckyYellow©®. His comm unit starts beeping. Cap flips up the lid.*
"Hello."
*Amidst the static a battered face with more than one scar appears.*
"Captain! A pirate fleet has just engaged a human defence force at Omega three!"
"Omega three!?!? Thats less than five hours at full speed! Prep the ships. We might be able to get some of the goods before they're all captured."
"Yes, sir."
*Cap closes the lid on his comm unit and chugs the last of his Gre- his drink, then he walks out the door. Outside the fleet of destroyers disengage from the station and, after clearing, enter the jumpstream.*
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If at first you do not succeed... Try, try agian.
[This message has been edited by CaptainDude (edited 05-27-2003).]
"Hello."
*Amidst the static a battered face with more than one scar appears.*
"Captain! A pirate fleet has just engaged a human defence force at Omega three!"
"Omega three!?!? Thats less than five hours at full speed! Prep the ships. We might be able to get some of the goods before they're all captured."
"Yes, sir."
*Cap closes the lid on his comm unit and chugs the last of his Gre- his drink, then he walks out the door. Outside the fleet of destroyers disengage from the station and, after clearing, enter the jumpstream.*
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If at first you do not succeed... Try, try agian.
[This message has been edited by CaptainDude (edited 05-27-2003).]
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Posted 28 May 2003 - 06:39 PM
The crew of the freighter, aware that their position is not exactly a commanding one activate the onboard delayed auto destruct and promptly abandon their ship, life pods scattering in all directions, moving to home in on the bar asteroid.
The freighter begins to drift more or less towards the black hole at the centre of the system...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
The freighter begins to drift more or less towards the black hole at the centre of the system...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 29 May 2003 - 07:25 PM
*A Phylydion Dagger-class light cruiser slips in and picks up the freighter, towing it back to the bar. Cicion walks back in and sips some OrangeyRed™©®®*
Ah, that's the stuff.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
Ah, that's the stuff.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 31 May 2003 - 03:53 PM
As members of the freighter's crew begin to dock with the station the freighter's auto destruct countdown reaches ...4, ...3, ...2, ...
"Some days are better than others, Section Leader..."
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
"Some days are better than others, Section Leader..."
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 02 June 2003 - 03:36 PM
*The bar's shields come on just as the freighter blows. The explosion sends the station into a slightly different orbit that will apparently take it through the path of several overly large asteroids.*
Asteroid hunt! Shoot the ice asteroids, but dodge...no, wait, just shoot them all. A free drink to whomever clears our path!
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
Asteroid hunt! Shoot the ice asteroids, but dodge...no, wait, just shoot them all. A free drink to whomever clears our path!
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 02 June 2003 - 04:57 PM
A sleek Afra-K class fast battlecruiser screeches out of warp, blasts to quarks the asteroid that the bar was about to collide with and settles into a stable parking pattern about the bar, the GreenyBlue®©™ Corp Logo backlit nicely on it's underbelly.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 04 June 2003 - 04:14 AM
*appears out of a puff of smoke*
Hi folks. Did I miss anything?
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[url="http://"http://www.leapinglaughter.org"]Dig a little deeper[/url]
As below, so above.
Hi folks. Did I miss anything?
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[url="http://"http://www.leapinglaughter.org"]Dig a little deeper[/url]
As below, so above.
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Posted 04 June 2003 - 10:04 AM
SARG!! Zounds, man, where the blazes have you been?
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-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 04 June 2003 - 05:57 PM
Wow, haven't seen you around.
Not too much.
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Not too much.
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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
Onii7/Frinkruds and his funky forums
macgamer.net
"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
Onii7/Frinkruds and his funky forums
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Onii7/Frinkruds and his funky forums
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Posted 04 June 2003 - 06:17 PM
*Nearly chokes on his drink.*
I tried to start a pirate attack, but it didn't go in the intended direction.
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"Humans are hicks."
- Paff's Law
It explains so much...
I tried to start a pirate attack, but it didn't go in the intended direction.
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"Humans are hicks."
- Paff's Law
It explains so much...
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Posted 06 June 2003 - 04:31 PM
The man known as pistgavin walks into the bar, in his black satin space Visace suit, followed by several henchman. He sits down and orders the most expensive drink in the bar.
"Good evening, Mr Cicion. I believe you owe me some... 'change'."
The cronies proceed to break Taeskor Cicion's legs, smashing glasses and generally roughing the place up. They then straighten their ties, brush their John Travolta haircuts back, and exit the premesise. After finishing his drink, the TT Gangland boss waves goodbye, then exits, reminding the patrons to support WZ in the next Crime Family elections.
--gav
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It's one thing to love somethin, but if you don't shower it with money then just don't talk to me. -- Paster Richards, GTA Vice City, VCPR
--SARZ, WZ. --
[This message has been edited by pistgavin (edited 06-06-2003).]
"Good evening, Mr Cicion. I believe you owe me some... 'change'."
The cronies proceed to break Taeskor Cicion's legs, smashing glasses and generally roughing the place up. They then straighten their ties, brush their John Travolta haircuts back, and exit the premesise. After finishing his drink, the TT Gangland boss waves goodbye, then exits, reminding the patrons to support WZ in the next Crime Family elections.
--gav
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It's one thing to love somethin, but if you don't shower it with money then just don't talk to me. -- Paster Richards, GTA Vice City, VCPR
--SARZ, WZ. --
[This message has been edited by pistgavin (edited 06-06-2003).]
"The last time I shot someone was in 1992 and even then I didn't do it." -Chopper Read
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Posted 06 June 2003 - 04:53 PM
LCA's Shadow Guards swiftly assassinate the pistagavin's slimy cronies as they exit the bar. As for the pigstivin itself, a far worse fate became of it as the Shadows came alive. In a GreenyBlue®©™ world no one upsets the status quo...
Lord Commander Anic's double ordered another GreenyBlue®©™
The guards fade back into the shadows after emptying the Hagrabiscuit Vending machine of it's four Dollars and twenty five Cents.
Another temporal rift eddies through the bar asteroid.
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SQUEAK! Said the Death of Rats, scythe glinting in the octarine...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Lord Commander Anic's double ordered another GreenyBlue®©™
The guards fade back into the shadows after emptying the Hagrabiscuit Vending machine of it's four Dollars and twenty five Cents.
Another temporal rift eddies through the bar asteroid.
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SQUEAK! Said the Death of Rats, scythe glinting in the octarine...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
