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The Officer's Club Bar

#551 User is offline   EMINEM 

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Posted 25 September 2000 - 10:40 PM

Oops?

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#552 User is offline   EMINEM 

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Posted 25 September 2000 - 10:42 PM

Can i have a drink who is the tender?

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#553 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 26 September 2000 - 11:18 AM

I am. I thought you knew that. What'll it be?

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Posted 26 September 2000 - 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by EMINEM:
Oops?


Try something "new" called looking at IP numbers.

Cicion: Make him a D's B, I'll pay. :evil:

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Posted 26 September 2000 - 04:58 PM

I TOLD U M-M(god how do u spell it)Milk!!

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#556 User is offline   EMINEM 

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Posted 26 September 2000 - 08:09 PM

Can i request a song?

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#557 User is offline   Slug 

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Posted 26 September 2000 - 08:44 PM

No, sorry. The last D.J. was vaporized because the latest Slim Shadey sone offended a certain Salrilian Captain....... Posted Image

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#558 User is offline   EMINEM 

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Posted 26 September 2000 - 08:49 PM

Tisk tisk work on your grammer"Slim Shady"
Not "Slim Shadey"!

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#559 User is offline   Avatara 

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Posted 26 September 2000 - 10:43 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Slug:
No, sorry. The last D.J. was vaporized because the latest Slim Shadey sone offended a certain Salrilian Captain.......   Posted Image

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 26 September 2000 - 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by EMINEM:
Tisk tisk work on your grammer"Slim Shady"
Not "Slim Shadey"!



Since you were being Mr. Perfectionist, I will too.

It should be more like: (without the notes of course Posted Image )

Tisk tisk, (note the comma) work on your grammer, (note another comma) "Slim Shady, (note yet a third comma, this one goes inside the quotes)" not "Slim Shadey! (note, all punctuation goes inside the quotes, not after)"

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 26 September 2000 - 11:00 PM

Who, me? No, I was referring to my General friend I just busted out of a Salrilian prison (after leaving some graffiti). Ga- I mean my friend, was a captain at the time.

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#562 User is offline   Riven 

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Posted 30 September 2000 - 01:24 AM

A sudden hush flows over the crowd as a man walks into the bar. He sits next to Avatara and orders some water.

"Riven! He's back! Yahoo!!"
The crowd goes WILD!!

-blip-

Suddenly reality slaps itself in Riven's imagination as he enters the bar. Everyone is supping at their beverages as usual. No one seems to notice that he's back until a small boy runs up to him carrying a pad reading
"I'm locked up in the basement. Help!
- Droid -"

Riven shakes his head and tosses the pad on the counter. "Juice please."
Avatara turns around at the familiar voice and looks up to see a now short cut bearded man. "Riven. Were have you been?"
"Oh, you know. Taking care of this station, arresting that man. Nothing terribly exciting."
Cicion expertly fills the glass with refined grape juice and swiftly slides it to Riven who folds his arms on the counter and begins to stare at the almost perfectly clear glass of juice in front of him.
"Well, I'll make it easy on you..." Avatara begins as he picks up the small glass of juice and dowses it "... you can begin paying off the other 800 credits you owe me by playing another combat game. Come on, I'll play red team this time..."

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Posted 01 October 2000 - 03:57 PM

Nice to see you are back Riven. Posted Image

*Against Riven's protests, Avatara buys him a drink.*


Now, where were we....

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Posted 02 October 2000 - 01:45 PM

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*Finishes yet another sabacc game with DesertFox and wonders why nobody else is in the bar, except for Mag, who is covered in cobwebs.  Avatara wonders what happened to Riven, two player Sabacc can get boring...*


*Also getting bored with the games. Split most of them. They have as much as when they started*
"Let's have some entertainment" DF says as he hits a code on his wrist communicator
*UNS guards drag Eminem in and beat him senseless*
*After several rounds of drinks (paid for by DF and others), DF stumbles out of the bar and gets in his transport and goes up to his ship*

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Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
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Posted 02 October 2000 - 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
*Finishes yet another sabacc game with DesertFox and wonders why nobody else is in the bar, except for Mag, who is covered in cobwebs.  Avatara wonders what happened to Riven, two player Sabacc can get boring...*


*Also getting bored with the games. Split most of them. They have as much as when they started*
"Let's have some entertainment" DF says as he hits a code on his wrist communicator
*UNS guards drag Eminem in and beat him senseless*
*After several rounds of drinks (paid for by DF and others), DF stumbles out of the bar and gets in his transport and goes up to his ship*

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You shalt not defeat me for I am the Master Mage.
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

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Posted 02 October 2000 - 01:49 PM

*Bored with sabacc, DF calls for another round of drinks, his treat*
"Let's have entertainment" he says as he hits a code on his wrist communicator
*EMINEM is dragged in by the UNS guards and beat senseless*
"Hehehe"

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#567 User is offline   Mag Steelglass 

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Posted 02 October 2000 - 04:01 PM

Are you sure you had to post that three times?

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Posted 02 October 2000 - 05:05 PM

Posting three times is the first sign of madness.

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Posted 02 October 2000 - 05:06 PM

Posting three times is the first sign of madness.

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 02 October 2000 - 05:10 PM

Posting three times is the first sign of madness.

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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.

*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

#571 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 03 October 2000 - 01:24 PM

And commenting on the first sign is the second.

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"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Han Solo
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

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Posted 03 October 2000 - 10:29 PM

Arrrrggghhhh.

BOOM!!

The bar explodes into dust.

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Posted 04 October 2000 - 03:11 AM

As the bar rebuilds itself, the Wild Karrde lands outside. Talon Karrde walks in, and seeing nobody, looks in the storeroom for some saalian brandy. Finding some, he happily starts drinking a whole crateful of it, while trying to remember what he actually came for.

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Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

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Posted 04 October 2000 - 08:15 AM

*A hand clamps down on the back of Karrde's neck and drags him back into the bar.* Next time, ask me to get you the drink. Oh, that'll be...*Looks into storeroom* ten scintak.

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"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 04 October 2000 - 08:29 PM

*everyone looks at the front door to see a new guy come in* ( you can tell hes new cuase hes all shiny)*as he wlaks over to a booth in the back he asks the bartender" hey bartender uhh get me a glass of ummm uhhh acautally dont get me anything"*sits down and ponders*

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