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The Officer's Club Bar

#526 User is offline   Tallgeese3 

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Posted 15 September 2000 - 04:42 PM

** wakes up
asks for plain whiskey
** plays sabacc
says damn i lost
** asks for more Romulan Ale so he can pass out because he lost so much money
** passes out again

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Posted 15 September 2000 - 08:49 PM

I know I don't have any real authority here, and its not my bar, but I'm going to say it anyway!

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SWEARING!!!! Posted Image Excessively, anyway.

I hate it! Posted Image I go to my h.s. and there are teenagers all over using at least three swear words every sentance! Posted Image I can't stand it! Posted Image In my personal opinion, it shows how "un-intelligent" you are since you have to use swearing to describe something, instead of posting something like "blue, or angry."

I'm rambling again, but I hope I got my point across...

I'll post this as many times as necessary, in as many topics as necessary, even if I do get banned. It just makes me sick. Posted Image

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Posted 15 September 2000 - 08:50 PM

Oops, didn't mean to post this twice. Posted Image

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[This message has been edited by Avatara (edited 09-16-2000).]
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Posted 15 September 2000 - 09:00 PM

Swearing is ok, in circumstances where no other words can quite say what a swearword can... I don't find myself in those situations much, though...

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Posted 15 September 2000 - 09:16 PM

But not as excessive as they did...

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Posted 16 September 2000 - 11:26 AM

** Stumbles Into Bar
says "man my bar got forclosed"
** asks bartender for some Whiskey

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Posted 16 September 2000 - 12:13 PM

*Finishes another one of his drinks, which is promptly replaced by Cicion with another, and invites Desert Fox to join his sabaac game.

Avatara notes with some amusment that he has been one of Cicion's major sources of income these last few weeks.*

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Posted 16 September 2000 - 12:47 PM

*EMINEM feels not wanted but he wonders why every ones made at him!~HE DID blink out the swears!

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Kristina Agulara sucks!
"Its imposible"

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Posted 16 September 2000 - 05:11 PM

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*EMINEM feels not wanted but he wonders why every ones made at him!~HE DID blink out the swears!


Going like sh•t doesn't really help, and if you're going to swear more than twenty times in a post then...

...Its time to get a theosaurus! Posted Image

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 08:06 PM

*Finishes yet another sabacc game with DesertFox and wonders why nobody else is in the bar, except for Mag, who is covered in cobwebs. Avatara wonders what happened to Riven, two player Sabacc can get boring...*

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 11:58 PM

EMINEM gets a cup shacks it around a few times them some one looks at him cooky eyed… EMINEM drags him to threw the door chanages him
to a space dool
Later that day a small fleet was palverized into the ground right out side… EMINEM walks into the bar

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Enforce contest space blob!
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Posted 21 September 2000 - 12:08 AM

EMINEM askes for some milk…
Like he did befour


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Posted 21 September 2000 - 11:41 AM

Some armed UNS soldiers walk into the bar and arrest Eminem. They carry him away. A party begins...

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Posted 21 September 2000 - 04:27 PM

*...further supported by Avatara buying everyone people drinks, (both because I now have over 200 posts and much more importantly, Sargatanus is now 18).*

Geez, I'm going to go broke if I keep at this...

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Posted 21 September 2000 - 09:28 PM

*an e-tumbleweed blows accross the e-scene*

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Posted 22 September 2000 - 06:50 PM

The people hear a few blasts and then they hear the crunch of a e-tombleweed and then Marshals Face appares in the door way
**mag looks up… then sturs his drink**


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Posted 22 September 2000 - 10:58 PM

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*an e-tumbleweed blows accross the e-scene*


*The e-tumbleweed tumbles into Slug, who unfortuantely, was ignoring the tumbleweed. Slug is knocked unconsious and falls to the ground. Six gatiori run over and rob him of all his goods. Four are shot down by Avatara as they escape, and are robbed of their goods. Only half of what the four stole from Slug is returned when Slug wakes up with a throbbing headache...*

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Posted 23 September 2000 - 01:21 PM

"I know someone would try to steal those explosives from me." Slug says as he gets back up. He presses a button.

In the distance, a number of howls followed by a series of blasts are heard. Gaitori Body parts fall to the ground where they are collected, fried up by Cicion, then served with cocktail sauce as a delicacy.

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Posted 23 September 2000 - 01:47 PM

Oh and Slug...here is your money they took.

*Avatara hands him all of Slug's origonal money, minus two hundred shintak for finding it and returning it.*

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Posted 23 September 2000 - 01:52 PM

Yum! These gaitori limbs are a delicy!

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Posted 25 September 2000 - 01:11 PM

Boy, all these non-Phylydions dealing in Phylydion money. It certainly will ease business.

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Posted 25 September 2000 - 08:11 PM

Cannibal is a gaitori, eh? I guess it's eat-or-be-eaten among them.....

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Posted 25 September 2000 - 08:12 PM

Cannibal is a gaitori, eh? I guess it's eat-or-be-eaten among them.....

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Posted 25 September 2000 - 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by Taeskor Cicion:
Boy, all these non-Phylydions dealing in Phylydion money.  It certainly will ease business.



I guess its because people frequent your bar enough that they figured it would be much simpler to trade in Phylydion currency then have to trade their currency into Phylydion currency (and get a tiny fee deducted in the process). In other words, your bar must have a huge influence on the Ares community...which is good. Posted Image

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Posted 25 September 2000 - 09:02 PM

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Cannibal is a gaitori, eh? I guess it's eat-or-be-eaten among them.....



Oops. Posted Image

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