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#26 LoneIgadzra

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Posted 15 February 2000 - 10:16 AM

Get one of those Sabaac card scanners in here on the double! I want my skifter found!

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#27 Xwarp

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Posted 15 February 2000 - 01:32 PM

***look's at LoneIgadzra and show's it*** Is this it?

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#28 Guest_Admiral Sargatanus_*

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Posted 15 February 2000 - 04:15 PM

*glances to the right and notices Boba Fett passed out on his back*

Looks like someone can't hold his liquor. You might want to roll him over if you want him to live.

Anyway, it looks like my kamikazi is about dry. Got any of that really fancy Romulan Ale? You know, the deep blue almost purple kind?

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"Throught their history, these 'unenlightened' beings have continually organized to opposed the injustices and attrocities committed by their bretheran in power. We, as the prophets, would do well to learn from these humans." -Final statement of Salrilian reformist Sirthis before his execution.

#29 Guest_Admiral Sargatanus_*

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Posted 15 February 2000 - 04:19 PM

(BTW, is the new signiture too corny?)

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"…Throught their history, these 'unenlightened' beings have continually organized to opposed the injustices and attrocities committed by their bretheran in power. We, as the prophets, would do well to learn from these humans."
-Final statement of Salrilian reformist Sirthis before his execution.

#30 Commander Cicion

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Posted 15 February 2000 - 06:54 PM

Romulan Ale? Sure. Right in the back. *Goes into storage compartment, takes out a bottle of ale, pours it, and hands the glass to Sargatanus.* Here you are. We might take advantage of this and pull off Fett's helmet. I've always wondered what he looks like.

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Commander Cicion, commander of Audemedon 6th fleet

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#31 Commander Cicion

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Posted 16 February 2000 - 02:15 PM

Okay, here goes. And under Fett's helmet is...*pulls off helmet*...um...another...helmet. let's try this again.*Pulls off helmet to find another one below it. Continues for 10 minutes, there is now a 4 ft. tall pile of helmets around Cicion and Fett.*I give up.*Sweeps up helmets and tosses them into back room for use later selling "real Boba Fett helmets" for lots of moolah.*

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Commander Cicion, commander of Audemedon 6th fleet

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

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#32 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 16 February 2000 - 11:27 PM

Thanks for the upgrade Xwarp. Helped out a little with the Salrilian MTIBS and escorts I met along the way home. That phased dimensional distortion beam is a real @$$-kicker! And the power efficency isn't half bad. Mind if I make some copys for the other gateships in the fleet?

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#33 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 16 February 2000 - 11:48 PM

I'd join in a friendly game of cards, but I would know all your hands - and I would have even more advantage over someone using a skiffer, because of psychical electronics manipulation training. Actualy, all sabbac cards are electronic, so I would win every time by changing your card's values.
Therefor I don't gamble.
However, I will bet anyone that I can drink 3 litres of Dr Pepper in 15 minutes.
No takers?
*Downs entire bottle of soda in one gulp.*

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#34 Sundered Angel

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Posted 17 February 2000 - 02:15 AM

**Sundered Angel turns up again and, realising no-one really noticed his last scam, sits down for another game of Sabaac.**

Bartender, one Devil's Breath thanks.

Anyone for a game of Sabaac?

**Sits back and ponders how much he could get by successfully hijacking Lone Igazra's vessel...**

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#35 LoneIgadzra

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Posted 17 February 2000 - 09:01 AM

*turns comlink off and looks toward Sundered Angel* You know I've got a Jedi on board? *Turns comlink on and talks into it* "Yes, go right ahead."

KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

*There is a blinding flash from out side the door and several glowing chunks of metal fly through, one of them landing in Sundered Angel's drink. Everyone in the bar looks out the door for a second, but go about their business again after realizing the cause of the noise.*

Talking into comlink: Excellent, that will do nicely. *Assumes a "wasn't me" expression*

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"Landing request denied."

- The Igadzra

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[This message has been edited by LoneIgadzra (edited 02-17-2000).]

[This message has been edited by LoneIgadzra (edited 02-17-2000).]

#36 Commander Cicion

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Posted 17 February 2000 - 10:12 AM

One Devil's Breath, coming up. And Darkk, that Dr. Pepper cost 3 schintak. Pay up.

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#37 LoneIgadzra

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Posted 17 February 2000 - 09:16 PM

*Face still a carefully measured expression of ammusement* My Saalian brandy seams to have run dry, if you take my meaning.

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#38 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 17 February 2000 - 09:21 PM

I met Sirthis - right before his execution - at the peace treaty confrence for the 9th Great Salrilian/Nijyaias War. As we are(were) the only members of our species the other species respects, we established a rapport. After the confrence, the Salrilian Tyrant (kinda like an Emporer, except chosen by Oracular Net) ordered his execution. We declared the 10th Great Salrilian/Nijayias War (this and the first were the only ones we declared before they did) in an attempt to intervein and replace the Tyrant with Sirthis. Unfortuantly, we were to late, but I did hear his last statement through a mindlink with the Tyrant(trying to posses him) - it was "I'm almost certain the Nijayias will hang you with your own intestines if you go through with this." He did, and we did, capturing the the Tyrant by ramming his luxury liner with my gateship into a portal. I personaly got rid of that most evil of Sals. But that was his last major statement, so I think it's still a cool sig.

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#39 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 17 February 2000 - 09:24 PM

Oh, btw, Crown Prince Kalad wants to visit this bar. He is young and spoiled, but don't try anything. The ceremonial guard are required by tradition to use bows, but there's nothing that says they can't use smart-polymer electro-contractor for string. And NEVER cheat against him at cards.

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#40 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 17 February 2000 - 09:25 PM

Oh, and the guards get VERY paranoid in neutal space. They have on occasion shot first and asked questions later. Fortunantly, we have good medtech.

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#41 Sundered Angel

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Posted 17 February 2000 - 11:34 PM

**Stares laconicly at the piece of metal which is dissolving with a fizzing sound in his drink. He picks it up, eyes it, and knocks it back.**

I always said a little hot lead improves the flavour. Bartender! Another Devil's Breath if you please.

**He's against hijacking an Igadzra, Jedi and all, but does manage to "appropriate" a certain skifter. He seems to be looking forward to the crown prince's arrival.**

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#42 Captain Pharris

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Posted 17 February 2000 - 11:55 PM

::The SS Barbarossa Lands harshly ouside, releases a 20 foot plume of flame from one of the many holes in it's hull. the crew gets out, just in time to see it collapse into a heap of mangled titanium. Captain Pharris looks at the ship/junk heap, and stumbles into bar closely followed by crew, all carrying obscene ammounts of money stuffed around their tattered, bloody uniforms::

Hey! Get a coupla rounds of drinks for the bar!

and while you're at it, see if you can find me the name of a good engeneering bay nearby. you wouldn't expect galactic treasury boats to have Ion cannons, would you?

: : passes out from blood loss, two of the crew drag him off to one of the booths::

-Captain Pharris

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#43 Commander Cicion

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Posted 18 February 2000 - 09:56 AM

One round of drinks, on the house. There's an engineering bay in the back. And Darkk, we are prepared for the prince. A large Phylydion armada is on the far side of the planet.

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#44 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 18 February 2000 - 03:50 PM

Phylydian? Heh. Don't make any trouble. He's very well protected, I assure you.
To get what I mean, as the Sal spec ops fleet about Micof 5 and the Nijayias Heavy Ion cannon prototype. They break down screaming. But I'm sure all will be peaceful. The royal gaurd is paranoid, as whatever bad happens to the Prince while he is in their care will happen to them.

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#45 LoneIgadzra

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Posted 20 February 2000 - 08:20 PM

Hey! Bartender! Give me a Saalian Brandy refill!

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#46 Newt

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Posted 20 February 2000 - 09:16 PM

*A battered human carrier with 3 gunships for escorts exits hyperspace outside the viewport. On the side of the carrier, the words "Red Dwarf" are painted, with the words "No Job Too Easy, No Fee Too Lucrative" painted underneath. The carrier and escorts dock, and Newt enters the bar*

Hey Cicion! Just give me something that tastes good while my crew refuels the ship. Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be sticking around to meet this "Prince," I'm supposed to be at Pictoris Beta to escort some cargo frieghters. Wish those damned Sals hadn't attacked, but what're ya gonna do?

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Lewis,
save yourself the pain,
you'll never get there.
-Radiohead, "Lewis (Mistreated.)"

So I don't feel alone, or the weight of the stone,
Now that I've found somewhere safe To bury my bones.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing.
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#47 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 21 February 2000 - 03:53 PM

A young Nijayias in a dazzling white uniform enters the bar and announces that he is Prince Kalad.
A group of guards follow him. Noticing that Cicion is Audemedon, they point their guns at him.

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#48 Sundered Angel

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Posted 21 February 2000 - 10:23 PM

**Sundered Angel applauds the guard's wonderful good taste in holding the barman at gunpoint, and takes advantage of the opportunity to pour himself a drink.**

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#49 Guest_Admiral Sargatanus_*

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Posted 22 February 2000 - 12:43 PM

*Calmly twiches his arm towards the guards.*
*A quiet high-pitched noise resonates through the bar, and the Nijayias guns short out, sizzling and sparking. The guards drop them in shock.*

Last I checked this was a neutral freeport; let's try to keep politics out of here. Besides, Cicion isn't going to be much of a threat when he has potential customers.

Oh, that reminds me. The romulan ale's dry. Corona-Lemón please

*The prince is visibly upset.*

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"…Throught their history, these 'unenlightened' beings have continually organized to opposed the injustices and attrocities committed by their bretheran in power. We, as the prophets, would do well to learn from these humans."
-Final statement of Salrilian reformist Sirthis before his execution.

#50 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 22 February 2000 - 02:59 PM

Darkk orders the guards to get the back-up guns and be more relaxed. The Prince orders a Mellow Yellow and mentions the technical state of war between Nijayias and Salril, but Darkk reminds him that it's a neutral freeport.

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