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#1 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 05 January 2001 - 04:42 PM

Ok so i've been reading all of these pages of stories you people like to write..especially about ares, but some about nothing..(the huge story in the trash talk board) So i thought i'd challenge you..see what your made of Posted Image

So here's the plan {stan}
Ok i'm going to start a story and all of you and myself will keep it going..the person who has the final post wins. Although don't ask for a prize or anything..

OK here's the rules..
1--It has to be about ares or relating to ares in some way.
2--No using the words; And or Then
3--It has to make sense..no gibberish
4--The person with the last post wins
*any person who breaks the rules can't win

Ok so i'll start it out...
****The slug smiles as he eats his meal on his salrillian ship in the middle of space.

now somebody else continue it..let see how good you guys are.. Posted Image

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ramble on..
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#2 Captain Pharris

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Posted 05 January 2001 - 09:06 PM

He decides that is would be a good idea to take over the Audemedon Axis, so he does. He has a good time hacking the computer core to do his bidding. He returns to his ship to enjoy a nice meal of leaves. Unfortunately, it seems somebody had salted them heavily...

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

#3 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 05 January 2001 - 09:16 PM

Slime that used to be a Salrilian is found shortly afterwords. A commission to the Oracular Network feeds in data making it ban salt...

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#4 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 05 January 2001 - 09:19 PM

The story abruptly ends. Therefore, I win. Because I win, I wonder what I get for winning. And then, I use the words "and" and "then," and the story goes on...

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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me

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#5 Captain Pharris

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Posted 05 January 2001 - 09:37 PM

With mag out of the running for useing the forbiden words, Captain Pharris seizes the lead with the last post. He continues the story.

With one of the major salrillians now heavily salted, the gaitori make their move, preparing to launch an attack deep into Salrillian space.

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

#6 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 05 January 2001 - 10:29 PM

Unfortunatly, they underestimate the sals and are clobbered by their experamental xlr t-space bolts. The Gaitori lose many ships before they figure out why, causing them to lose badly, seeing as the Sals call them poor losers as they make them surrender.

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#7 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 06 January 2001 - 07:04 PM

The gaitori are sent to a prison camp in the middle of the salrilian space where they are sentenced to do work for the salrillians for the rest of their lives.

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#8 Avatara

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Posted 07 January 2001 - 12:05 AM

However, the Salrillian leader takes a fatal break. After entering a landing pad, though failing to read the words on the door correctly correctly, the leader is incinerated into ashes that are blown all over as a heavy destroyer leaves the slave camp. The Gaitori seize this opportunity to...

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#9 8 Lightnings

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Posted 07 January 2001 - 01:04 AM

...attend the funeral, being too stupid to actually revolt. But then come the Cantharans, who sneak through the fence at night and attempt to teach the Gaitori to rebel.

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"CRUISER DESTROYED. 91 remaining" -Ares, chapter 9, Hand Over Fist

#10 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 07 January 2001 - 01:22 AM

Unfortunatly, the Salrilians had already taught the Gaitori to eat Cantharans.
"It was tasty," was all the Gaitori would say about it.

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#11 8 Lightnings

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Posted 07 January 2001 - 05:14 AM

Unfortunately, when the Humans came, the Gaitori were ordered to put them in SimLabs. Unfortunately, they mistook them for Cantharans. "They were very tasty too!" they pointed out.

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"CRUISER DESTROYED. 91 remaining" -Ares, chapter 9, Hand Over Fist

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#12 Talon Karrde

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Posted 07 January 2001 - 11:02 AM

The gaitori all die of indigestion. The Salrillians have a major brainstorm, entitled 'What to do when **** happens'.

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#13 8 Lightnings

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Posted 07 January 2001 - 10:01 PM

The Gaitori, since they still need to be around because Ares hasn't started yet, respawn at an Alien Race Respawn Point. They have a nice meal of Bazidan before they all go to bed.

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"CRUISER DESTROYED. 91 remaining" -Ares, chapter 9, Hand Over Fist

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#14 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 07 January 2001 - 10:13 PM

Unfortunately 8 lightnings has broken one of the rules and has used the word "and" as well as the word "then" in one of his earliers posts, and now has no chance of winning...

here is the exerpt from one of his posts when the word and was mentioned...

...attend the funeral, being too stupid to actually revolt. But then come the Cantharans, who sneak through the fence at night and attempt to teach the Gaitori to rebel.

sorry

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ramble on..
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ramble on..
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Posted 07 January 2001 - 11:27 PM

Suddenly, the Boondan War erupts. As the Cantharans need to be there for it, they too respawn. The war will not be described, as nobody on the boards at the moment knows the specifics.

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#16 El Spamo

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Posted 08 January 2001 - 01:15 AM

During the war, the Obish are obliterated. They respawn at the Alien Race Respawn point, proceeding to enter the war again. They are obliterated again. Respawning becomes tedious for the poor Obiards.

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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito

#17 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 08 January 2001 - 06:04 PM

When the gaitori finally figure out how to escape from prison because they are stupid..however, they do manage to figure out how to make a primative time bomb made out of tnt from the humans captured ares ship. They plant the bombs in all of the prison camps. They also plant the bombs at salrillian headquarters...

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ramble on..
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#18 Avatara

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Posted 08 January 2001 - 07:01 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Jimmy Page 1:
Unfortunately 8 lightnings has broken one of the rules and has used the word "and" as well as the word "then" in one of his earliers posts, and now has no chance of winning...

*gasp* You used the "unmentionable" words also! I guess that means you're out! Posted Image

The obiards finally survive long enough to wipe out most of the Gaitori camp.

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#19 Pallas Athene

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Posted 08 January 2001 - 08:31 PM

sequentially proceeding to march off to Gaitor. They decide that it's probably not worth the effort to wipe them out completely, so they destroy all but three Gaitori. The Gaitori, still existing, do not respawn at the "race respawn point," since they still technically exist. Posted Image

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Posted 09 January 2001 - 12:01 PM

In a sudden evolutionary leap of intelligence, the last three Gaitori commit suicide, and respawn at the Race Respawn point.

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Posted 09 January 2001 - 02:45 PM

The respawned Gaitori decide to take on the Cantharan navy, foolishly attacking the Gateship immediatly.

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#22 Captain Pharris

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Posted 09 January 2001 - 09:44 PM

Unfortunately for the Gaitori, the Cantharaans subjugate them, making them do their bidding, as they expand their crusade across the stars. A few dozen years later, a message arrives on a backwater planet covered with highly evolved monkeys. Thankfully, they manage to launch a spacefaring monkey container, which they call the "UNS Apollo" only seconds before Earth is overrun by evil Cantharaan invaders. However, they don't look back, so they don't find out about it for a hundred and fifty years.

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

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Posted 09 January 2001 - 09:59 PM

All hell breaks loose when the lease on the respawn point expires with its unknown owners being unable to renew it, resulting in it becoming repossesed. The Sals throw a screaming fit since this ruins their plans to gain control of it.

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#24 Captain Pharris

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Posted 09 January 2001 - 10:08 PM

The Elejee, in their infinite wisdom, suddenly see a moderator in the house, and devise a plan to win the game, by useing profuse language, the Elejeetians hope to force the thread closed, securing victory. In order to perform this task, they call upon their champion, Captain Pharris.

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Just in case their plan fails, the Elejeetians destroy the Universe, knowing that the lease has expired on the respawn points...

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

#25 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 09 January 2001 - 10:09 PM

The Sals promptly are told by the Oracular Network that they are supposed to control the Cantharans, so they decide to try subtly assume control.

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