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A Challenge for all...

#26 El Spamo

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Posted 10 January 2001 - 02:33 AM

The Cantharans however, are all out at lunch at the local Denny's. Infuriated, the Salrillians vaporized Denny's.

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#27 Sargatanus

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Posted 10 January 2001 - 12:38 PM

Denny's dosen't go down without a fight. The Sals are at first caught by surprise as Denny's arms its troops with its newfound 50's facade of greased hair, augmented by near impervious shields of oblivious personalities. However, the Oblivious shields has a fatal flaw: their user believes anything anyone tells them. Needless to say, the Sals capitalise on this flaw as much as possible. A fevered war ensues, catching the still eating Cantharans in the middle causing them to suffer heavy losses before Denny's is finally vaporized.

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Throughout their history these "unenlightened" beings have continually opposed and fought abuses of power wrought by their own bretheren. We, as the prophets would do well to learn from these Humans.
-Final statement of the Salrilian reformist Sirthis shortly before his execution.

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#28 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 10 January 2001 - 04:22 PM

while all this fighting is going on at denny's the cantharians activate their cloaking suits while walking over to the neighboring taco bell. they are greated by the intergalactic taco bell dog. "Yo quero taco bell" says the dog as the cantharians enter...

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ramble on..
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ramble on..
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#29 Trey'sh Maletena Wizr

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Posted 10 January 2001 - 05:49 PM

Unfortunately, "yo quiero Taco bell" means "**** you, ***-****er!" in cantharaan. Mek Het prepares his fleets to launch retaliatory strikes.

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#30 El Spamo

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Posted 11 January 2001 - 07:49 PM

While the Cantharans are occupied at Denny's, a strange lizard with a strange gun enters the scene. "I'm from Earth" says the lizard, who then shoots off Mek Het's head with his weapon.

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#31 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 11 January 2001 - 07:57 PM

While the Ares ALIEN Respawn point has been repossesed, the Ares CHARACTER Respawn point hasn't, as nobody wants it because there aren't any real characters to begin with. Suddenly Hek Met respawns. Afterwords he realizes he's conquered humanity, so he just has the ad agency sent to the camps.

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#32 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 12 January 2001 - 05:49 PM

Quote

Originally posted by El Spamo:
In a sudden evolutionary leap of intelligence, the last three Gaitori commit suicide, and respawn at the Race Respawn point.

Quote

Originally posted by El Spamo:
While the Cantharans are occupied at Denny's, a strange lizard with a strange gun enters the scene. "I'm from Earth" says the lizard, who then shoots off Mek Het's head with his weapon.

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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me

#33 Avatara

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Posted 12 January 2001 - 06:46 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Mag Steelglass:

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.

*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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#34 8 Lightnings

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Posted 12 January 2001 - 11:46 PM

Mag's already gone, Avatara...

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#35 Captain Pharris

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Posted 13 January 2001 - 12:36 AM

8 lightnings dsq's himself by not posting something relating to ares Posted Image

Meanwhile, The Grolk have finally constructed a cruiser worth flying, they decide to take them out for a test spin... in Audemedon space...

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

[Edit: Had to ad "... In Audemedon Space..."

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#36 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 13 January 2001 - 12:39 AM

Unfortunatly, they decide to test them on a Salrilian Carrier, thus meeting terrible deaths. The Grolk refugee ships continue to hide in the depths of space.

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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
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#37 8 Lightnings

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Posted 13 January 2001 - 12:53 AM

Since Jimmy Page didn't forbid him from making further posts even if he had been the second person to be dsq'd, he triumphantly made this one.

The Audemedons, seeing the cruiser worth flying, were so overcome with laughter that they couldn't attack it. They couldn't get over the humorous concept of a decent Grolk ship.

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"CRUISER DESTROYED. 91 remaining" -Ares, chapter 9, Hand Over Fist

#38 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 13 January 2001 - 12:52 PM

(Any disqualifieds can't win the challenge..they can still post in here, although nobody is bound to continue any scene they set up)

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#39 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 13 January 2001 - 12:56 PM

The grolk refugee ships are hiding on the dark side of a distant moon, they are almost asleep. All of the sudden a sole audoman carrier appears on their radar, it seems to be looking for them. They decide to cut off all power so they aren't discovered....

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ramble on..
[i]--Jimmy Page[/i}

ramble on..
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#40 Sargatanus

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Posted 13 January 2001 - 02:00 PM

Indeed the Grolk weren't discovered. Unfortunately for them, they left the power off to eveything, including life support, for too long. They all die aboard their ship, which is never discovered.

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Throughout their history these "unenlightened" beings have continually opposed and fought abuses of power wrought by their own bretheren. We, as the prophets would do well to learn from these Humans.
-Final statement of the Salrilian reformist Sirthis shortly before his execution.

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#41 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 15 January 2001 - 04:27 PM

Untill one day...

a fleet of audomen ships were cruising the area around where the grolk were.

(blink)(blink) A red dot appears on the radar of one of the fighters. The fighter orbits around to the darkside of the moon..after the fighter pilot emerges from the moon cliffs dotted with deep craters that litter the surface to it's surprise it discovers.....

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ramble on..
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ramble on..
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#42 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 15 January 2001 - 04:28 PM

Page 2!

as well as...

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#43 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 15 January 2001 - 05:43 PM

A rock. The pilot chucks the rock over the cliff in disgust.

And then...let's see...And then- nah. And then the rock begins to fall down...

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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me

#44 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 15 January 2001 - 06:58 PM

The rock causes an avalanche, uncovering a second respawn point. The Grolk respawn. The audemedon fighters are crushed by another avalanche before they could report this.

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"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.

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#45 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 17 January 2001 - 04:59 PM

Unfortunately along with a new page comes a new expulsion Mag Steelglass is being eliminated from winning since he used the word "and" in one of his above posts.. Posted Image

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ramble on..
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ramble on..
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#46 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 17 January 2001 - 05:53 PM

Fortunately for Mag Steelglass, he was stopped from winning on his first post in this topic, so he can use the words "and" and "then" as much as he wants. Posted Image

Mag Steelglass intentionally took himself out of the running, and continues to post in the topic.

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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me

#47 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 18 January 2001 - 04:11 PM

Jimmy Page 1 picks up a rock off the surface after that he chucks it at mag

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ramble on..
[i]--Jimmy Page[/i}

ramble on..
--Jimmy Page

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#48 Pallas Athene

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Posted 18 January 2001 - 06:57 PM

A small part of the rapidly disintegrating Grolk cruiser falls, deflecting the rock which goes back and hits Jimmy Page 1 in the head instead.

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-Pallas Athene of Dysian Beta, Obish Consensus Representative
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#49 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 18 January 2001 - 09:44 PM

Mag Steelglass gets angry with Jimmy Page 1, and chucks one of his remaining *s that he stole from Tyrael at him. Mag watches as the superior throwing projectile knocks Jimmy Page 1 onto the ground. Mag Steelglass waits for Jimmy Page 1 to react.

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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me

#50 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 20 January 2001 - 10:35 PM

Due to excessive amounts of intergalactic beer Jimmy Page drank an hour earlier he doesn't feel the rock smash into his head. Instead he picks up a larger rock and chucks it at mag once again. He then gets in his salrillian cruiser and trys to fly away but is to drunk to start the cruiser up.

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ramble on..
[i]--Jimmy Page[/i}

ramble on..
--Jimmy Page