Posted 11 March 2015 - 01:19 PM
Hector Log. Stardate 3735928559. Our fearless leader seems to have gone insane. Today, he spent several hours staring at trees in the woods, then insisted on walking all the way to Cademia to look at a particular kind of tree, claiming it was "first in the tile resource." After a long time, he got frustrated and started staring at scrolls, potions and rings, muttering about "non-consecutive bit fields."
Hector Log. Stardate 4919. Today, our leader developed a strange fascination with a shovel. He walked around, lightly tapping it on various objects, as if trying to use it on them. Is he losing his mind?
Hector Log. Stardate -32768. Sorcery! Bellerophon began tapping objects with the shovel again, and they disappeared! He then announced his intention to develop a "shovel that turned things into goats." I do not know how I can stop this madness...
Hector Log. Stardate 721077. Our leader has turned to the dark side. He is going about tapping things with his shovel, turning them into goats. He even turned me into a crab. (He seemed confused that I wasn't a goat, but then said something like "oh, right, aspect.") I got better, but how long before we are all turned into goats, crabs, or worse, goatcrabs?
Hector Log. Stardate -0. Bellerophon turned a door into a goat, and then attacked it, and I could stand no more. I turned my sword on the wicked sorcerer. The mage Timon clearly was paralyzed with a moral dilemma, and cowardly escaped it by casting a spell of sleep on himself. After I stabbed the false Hero, I turned my sword on myself and shredded myself to pieces until I died. The end.