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I'd like to propose a toast...

#1 User is offline   Shlimazel 

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 04:00 PM

...to none other than the sterling, heroic man we all know as Bob. For many moons, he has defended us from evil. Now we must return the favor by honoring him as he deserves!

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 04:33 PM


Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 09:00 PM

SA's name isn't Bob.

Also, shrimp are basically horrible (albeit tasty) sea-bugs:



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Posted 08 March 2009 - 09:27 PM

They're ridiculously delicious though.
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Posted 08 March 2009 - 10:40 PM

Is Bob a piece of toast that eats shrimp that is delicious?

This post has been edited by Sponge Tom: 08 March 2009 - 10:41 PM

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 11:11 PM

Bob is a delicious sea-bug salad sandwich, I believe. No, Songemot, you're not allowed to have any of mine and Rickton's terrifying giant sea-bug salad.



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Posted 09 March 2009 - 04:31 AM

I'm allergic to shrimp.
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Posted 09 March 2009 - 03:08 PM

Prawn Salad in a Thousand Island dressing with a side of 2 slices of crusty white bloomer bread. Delish'
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Posted 09 March 2009 - 04:29 PM

Time for Pufer to give the British a hard time for their ridiculous language.

Prawn salad is obnoxious and misuses "salad" (and almost certainly "prawn"). Thousand Island dressing is so variable that it isn't descriptive at all. Two slices of bread is unnecessary info. A bloomer loaf is the same thing as a non-bloomer loaf, just with notches cut in the top, so including that info is ridiculous too.

The above sentence in American-speak: Shrimp salad with crusty white bread.

Pufer-style tuna on toast involves more ingredients than some people use in preparing entire suppers, but it's still just tuna on toast. Ain't nobody saying it's seared albacore salad in a light whipped dressing consisting of marscapone, crema mexicana, mayonnaise, basil, pinon, extra virgin olive oil, lemon juice, lemon zest, caper, Chimayo red chile powder, dill relish, black pepper, red pepper, white pepper, dried lippia graveolens blossoms, sea salt, and green onion, served upon two lightly toasted slices of artisan-baked marble rye alongside a homemade pickle, even though that's exactly what it is. Tuna on toast. Shrimp salad.

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 05:52 PM

I'm an atheist. I don't believe in shrimp.

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 09:31 PM

I'm agnostic. There is no shrimp.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 12:23 AM

OK first of all your definition of agnostic is completely wrong, ruining any potential humor that could even had had.
And with your wrong definition you're basically saying the exact same thing as Shlimazel.

All in all a pretty worthless post.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 10:18 AM

If I had any bread, I'd eat some toast right now.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 02:49 PM

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OK first of all your definition of agnostic is completely wrong, ruining any potential humor that could even had had.
And with your wrong definition you're basically saying the exact same thing as Shlimazel.

All in all a pretty worthless post.


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Posted 10 March 2009 - 03:03 PM

So you stick bread in a toaster...and toast comes out.


What's it doing with that bread, and where did the toast come from?
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 04:08 PM

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What's it *garble garble* with that bread


That's what she said?

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 04:22 PM

QUOTE (Pufer @ Mar 9 2009, 10:29 PM)
Prawn salad is obnoxious and misuses "salad" (and almost certainly "prawn"). Thousand Island dressing is so variable that it isn't descriptive at all. Two slices of bread is unnecessary info. A bloomer loaf is the same thing as a non-bloomer loaf, just with notches cut in the top, so including that info is ridiculous too.

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 11:04 PM

QUOTE (Shlimazel @ Mar 10 2009, 03:49 PM)
He is succeeding at his malicious plot to raise your blood pressure, Rickton. Don't give in! Fight the good fight! Lay off the red meat!

No, that was calm for the "me responding to Sponge Tom" category.
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 02:32 AM

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 08:27 AM

QUOTE (Pufer @ Mar 9 2009, 04:29 PM)
Prawn salad is obnoxious and misuses "salad"


I think the word salad, in general, has evolved beyond a mixture of vegetables.
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 10:22 AM

I really can't imagine a prawn salad being very delicious.
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 12:48 PM

I don't expect a Prawn Salad would find you very delicious either tongue.gif
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 05:04 PM

QUOTE (Sponge Tom @ Mar 10 2009, 02:31 AM)
I'm agnostic. There is no shrimp.

Idiot...


Prawn mayonaise is wonderful, I'm not that fond of salad.
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 07:56 PM

QUOTE (mrxak @ Mar 11 2009, 07:27 AM)
I think the word salad, in general, has evolved beyond a mixture of vegetables.


Prawn salad already contains the idea that it's dressed, otherwise it'd just be a pile of shrimp. It would be prawns dressed with X, not prawn salad dressed with X, unless it's using salad in some strange sense. Vegetables don't come into it.

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 10:32 PM

QUOTE (Rickton @ Mar 10 2009, 01:23 AM)
OK first of all your definition of agnostic is completely wrong, ruining any potential humor that could even had had.
And with your wrong definition you're basically saying the exact same thing as Shlimazel.

All in all a pretty worthless post.


Did you honestly not get it?
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