I'd like to propose a toast...

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I'd like to propose a toast...

#51 Rickton

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Posted 16 March 2009 - 07:14 PM

QUOTE (undead_shadow @ Mar 16 2009, 06:20 PM)

Isn't sex even more enjoyable?

Probably not.

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Posted 16 March 2009 - 09:00 PM

QUOTE (lemonyscapegoat @ Mar 16 2009, 07:24 PM)

What if you're having sex with Bacon?

But that means you're not somehow ingesting the bacon. So the answer is no.

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#53 undead_shadow

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 05:25 PM

QUOTE (Sponge Tom @ Mar 17 2009, 02:00 AM)

But that means you're not somehow ingesting the bacon. So the answer is no.

You haven't had sex yet have you...

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 05:31 PM

No...

And now I'm definitely not going to share bacon with any of you in the future...

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 05:50 PM

Woe! Oh, woe!

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 03:28 PM

So um yeah, there was this smoking hot bacon. I ate it.

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 05:02 PM

Pics or it didn't happen!

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#58 Rickton

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 06:37 PM

I'd think sex with bacon would just be a bad idea.
Bacon's kind of rough, for one (well, when it's cooked anyway), I don't imagine it'd feel very pleasurable.
Not to mention all that grease on your junk can't be good. Junk acne anyone? Ewww.

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 08:32 PM

maybe you just ingest the Bacon via your urethra?

I guess so.

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 09:25 PM

That just sounds painful as all hell.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:41 AM

Let's lynch Lemony. He's scaring me.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 11:41 AM

For once I might actually agree with you.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:23 PM

At the very least, may I be made into bacon afterward?

I guess so.

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 02:17 AM

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 05:13 AM

I dreamed of Bacon last night, suffice to say it made a mess of the sheets.

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 10:00 AM

I'm not impressed. Where I come from, we eat bacon for breakfast.

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 11:01 AM

In Soviet Trash Talk, Bacon eats YOU!

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 01:25 PM

We're soviets? OH NOESES!

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 05:43 PM

No. They are.

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 06:31 PM

Damn commies!

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 01:29 PM

With bacon as our weapon, we shall defeat the wicked hordes of socialist idealist paps.

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 07:59 AM

Can't we just make a football team.

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:46 AM

QUOTE (lemonyscapegoat @ Mar 21 2009, 03:23 AM)

At the very least, may I be made into bacon afterward?

Certainly. But when we're done, Sponge Tom wants some 'private time' with you and your bacony goodness...

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