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ATT is for heathens with bubble gum brains.
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The facts as they are. And everything but the facts.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 12:49 AM
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 12:56 AM
moonunit4eva, on Dec 12 2008, 09:55 PM, said:
FALSE.
Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.
In other news, Spoony has a funny nose.
Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.
In other news, Spoony has a funny nose.
FALSE.
Bears are terrifying:
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 12:57 AM
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 01:00 AM
No, it's more like ATT is a dragon juggling mangoes. Or perhaps a giant tortoise with a pancake for a shell. That, combined with some plastic trout, make the world a happier-or at least yellower-place.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 01:03 AM
And ATT totally wouldn't be The Used.. I wouldn't stand for such things. We're more like.. like.. Tally Hall. And BnB's like The Village People or Men at Work.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 01:18 AM
I'm considering the purchase of some grippy mittens for purposes of driving on cold mornings. Input?
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 01:29 AM
I have some driving gloves, but the problem is that the driving gloves tend to want to provide lots of tactile feel and, thus, are thin as all hell don't insulate worth a s###.
I wonder how thick those gloves that football players wear in cold weather are.
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I wonder how thick those gloves that football players wear in cold weather are.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 01:47 AM
I've got to laugh at that. Funny memories, and you're right about Pros.
In high school guys fell over all the time at the line because they couldn't feel a damn thing with their hands when they got into position.
This is in Wisconsin of course.
Edit: Clarification.
In high school guys fell over all the time at the line because they couldn't feel a damn thing with their hands when they got into position.
This is in Wisconsin of course.
Edit: Clarification.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 01:53 AM
Sniper Kitty, on Dec 12 2008, 11:47 PM, said:
In high school guys fell over all the time at the line because they couldn't feel a damn thing with their hands when they got into position.
Sniper Kitty, on Dec 12 2008, 11:47 PM, said:
This is in Wisconsin of course.
Ah, well that explains it.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 10:25 AM
Pufer, on Dec 13 2008, 01:18 AM, said:
I'm considering the purchase of some grippy mittens for purposes of driving on cold mornings. Input?
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Just get some quality full-leather mittens, with decent insulation and padding. Outdoor sports stores and ski shops usually have a good selection. However, you will run into issues with using one hand to turn the wheel in continuous circles using only your palm. The mittens will stick, the palm will twist, and if you lift them off the wheel to keep turning, the wheel will snap back.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 11:49 AM
"Just the facts, ma'm," Detective Shlimazel said calmly to the hysterical Ms. Spoony. He held a notebook and pencil, waiting to take notes.
"It was so horrible!" Ms. Spoony wailed. "One second I was secure in the B&B's innate superiority, and the next..." She shuddered. "The next, I was wondering if maybe the ATT was a better place than the B&B!"
Detective Shlimazel slapped his notebook shut. "Well, this looks like a simple enough case, ma'm." he said blandly.
"Really?!?" she sobbed.
"Yes, really. You're just going sane in a crazy world, ma'm." he said reassuringly. "After all, everyone knows that the ATT is far superior to the B&B."
"Oh, thank you, Detective Shlimazel!" Ms. Spoony wailed.
The End.
"It was so horrible!" Ms. Spoony wailed. "One second I was secure in the B&B's innate superiority, and the next..." She shuddered. "The next, I was wondering if maybe the ATT was a better place than the B&B!"
Detective Shlimazel slapped his notebook shut. "Well, this looks like a simple enough case, ma'm." he said blandly.
"Really?!?" she sobbed.
"Yes, really. You're just going sane in a crazy world, ma'm." he said reassuringly. "After all, everyone knows that the ATT is far superior to the B&B."
"Oh, thank you, Detective Shlimazel!" Ms. Spoony wailed.
The End.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 12:50 PM
Shlimazel, on Dec 13 2008, 08:49 AM, said:
"Just the facts, ma'm," Detective Shlimazel said calmly to the hysterical Ms. Spoony. He held a notebook and pencil, waiting to take notes.
"It was so horrible!" Ms. Spoony wailed. "One second I was secure in the B&B's innate superiority, and the next..." She shuddered. "The next, I was wondering if maybe the ATT was a better place than the B&B!"
Detective Shlimazel slapped his notebook shut. "Well, this looks like a simple enough case, ma'm." he said blandly.
"Really?!?" she sobbed.
"Yes, really. You're just going sane in a crazy world, ma'm." he said reassuringly. "After all, everyone knows that the ATT is far superior to the B&B."
"Oh, thank you, Detective Shlimazel!" Ms. Spoony wailed.
The End.
"It was so horrible!" Ms. Spoony wailed. "One second I was secure in the B&B's innate superiority, and the next..." She shuddered. "The next, I was wondering if maybe the ATT was a better place than the B&B!"
Detective Shlimazel slapped his notebook shut. "Well, this looks like a simple enough case, ma'm." he said blandly.
"Really?!?" she sobbed.
"Yes, really. You're just going sane in a crazy world, ma'm." he said reassuringly. "After all, everyone knows that the ATT is far superior to the B&B."
"Oh, thank you, Detective Shlimazel!" Ms. Spoony wailed.
The End.
Pure unmitigated slander and bigotry!
As you can see from this carefully preserved ancient diagram of an Elephant: the B&B is atop the world, a crowning jewel of enlightenment and wisdom. ATT is simply the root of all that is sinful and tormented, where evil itself would rather not tread. It is plain to see that B&B is far superior in every conceivable way.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 12:59 PM
Codswallop, good sir!
I consulted Vulcan Cat on the subject, and do you know what he said? 'I are vulcan cat,' he said, 'I can has read your thoughts naow.' Obviously this means that ATT is superior!
I consulted Vulcan Cat on the subject, and do you know what he said? 'I are vulcan cat,' he said, 'I can has read your thoughts naow.' Obviously this means that ATT is superior!
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 01:22 PM
moonunit4eva, on Dec 13 2008, 01:03 AM, said:
And ATT totally wouldn't be The Used.. I wouldn't stand for such things. We're more like.. like.. Tally Hall. And BnB's like The Village People or Men at Work.
Or maybe...Men Without Hats!
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 03:29 PM
You are aware of what happened the last time B&B tried to stir up trouble in here, aren't you Spoony? And for approximately how long it happened?
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 03:31 PM
Spoony, on Dec 13 2008, 10:50 AM, said:
If I understand this diagram correctly, the ATT has all the water, all the grass, and the capacity to get laid on the dark side, whereas the BnB has brains, a bunch of dirt, and the capacity to hear stuff? It looks to me like the dark side is the cool side of the elephant.
As such, we just gonna' be cool down here, hit some grass, drink some water, and then maybe we'll walk on over to a cuddly member of the opposite sex, get their dark side all warmed up with a nice massage with our trunk, and then go to bone city with them. What do you think?
Y'all just sit up there listening and thinking about how much fun we be having and how goddamned hot it is up on the parched light side.
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