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Superhero Costume? One-day Spirit thing at GPHS....

#151 Gray Shirt Ninja

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 05:29 PM

Lektor, on Nov 23 2008, 12:28 PM, said:

If you fancy trying to strap a saddle around my giant squid, you be my guest!

That's what he said!

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#152 Lektor

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 04:50 AM

Well, it's not technically what I said, as you can see from my post above your edited quote. So in that sense, it's not strictly what I said, but it's pretty close.

"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
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#153 Jeremiah

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 07:05 AM

Giant Squid? Check
Saddle? Check

This reminds me of some freaky anime porn I was watching the other nght.

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#154 Sniper Kitty

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 11:25 PM

I'm not sure which is more disquieting.

The fact that you were watching anime porn, or the fact that you were watching anime porn...

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#155 Pufer

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 11:38 PM

It's hard to capture real-life tentacle porn.

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#156 Sniper Kitty

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 12:06 AM

Sadly, I don't think they make pills for a floppy hectocotylus.

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#157 Pufer

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 12:39 AM

Although, since it breaks off after, I'm not so sure if that's such a bad thing. Sure it's floppy, but it's at least still there.

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#158 Lektor

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 04:26 AM

That's always been Sponge Tom's motto

"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 11:37 AM

Lektor, on Nov 25 2008, 04:26 AM, said:

That's always been Sponge Tom's motto

What is the meaning of this? What is it that you say is my motto?

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#160 Shlimazel

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 11:42 AM

WTF? A certain word used in reference to laughing in a covert fashion is censored? Must be a story there...

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#161 Jeremiah

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 02:41 PM

What's that Mr. Floppy? You need a pee-pee?

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#162 Lektor

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 05:26 PM

'lol'

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#163 Sponge Tom

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 08:50 PM

Shlimazel, on Nov 26 2008, 11:42 AM, said:

WTF? A certain word used in reference to laughing in a covert fashion is censored? Must be a story there...

*gasp*

U SED DUBYA TEE EFF!

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#164 Pufer

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Posted 27 November 2008 - 12:11 AM

Is Songemot expressing his love for Dubya again?

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#165 Lektor

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Posted 27 November 2008 - 06:11 AM

I'm not convinced he's 100% sure what he's doing most of the time.

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#166 Sponge Tom

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Posted 27 November 2008 - 08:22 AM

You will be convinced.

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#167 Lektor

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Posted 27 November 2008 - 01:31 PM

No I won't, put your pants back on.

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#168 Sponge Tom

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Posted 27 November 2008 - 04:15 PM

I never took them off.

Ever.

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Posted 27 November 2008 - 11:47 PM

A smelly never-nude. Ladies must be lining up around the block for ol' Songemot here.

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#170 Sponge Tom

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:50 AM

Don't remind me. That was a scary experience...

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#171 Lektor

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 01:03 PM

How do you think the ladies felt?

You know, other than embarrassed, shocked, let down... bored....

This post has been edited by Lektor: 28 November 2008 - 01:04 PM

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#172 Sponge Tom

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 02:50 PM

What? I don't think we're talking about the same thing...

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#173 Lektor

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 06:03 PM

I hope not, because that would really kill the comedy.

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Posted 29 November 2008 - 10:57 AM

Detective Shlimazel opened the door and left his car. As he shut the door, Sergeant Moreau walked up. "So where's the victim, Sergeant?" Shlimazel asked, pulling on his forensic gloves. "Right this way, sir."

The house was surrounded by policemen and forensics teams, going over the place with a fine tooth comb. Shlimazel and Moreau ducked under the warning tape and proceded inside.

Shlimazel saw the situation almost immediately. The victim, positively identified as Comedy, was laying on the floor with his legs in the air and his tongue sticking out.

"Well, it's clear what happened here, Sergeant." Shlimazel said, crouching down.

"What's that, sir?"

Detective Shlimazel looked at the corpse with a steely gaze. "Someone couldn't take a joke." he said.