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How to Get a Girlfriend? I've never had one....

#401 Pufer

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Posted 09 December 2008 - 01:19 AM

Sponge Tom, on Dec 8 2008, 07:59 PM, said:

I just thought that practically giving a tutorial on how to shoplift was worse than just saying, "Smoke some weed!".

Really, the two of them are about evenly detailed.

"Smoke weed, take measures not to get caught."

"Steal stuff, take measures not to get caught."

I mean, if you needed to read my post to realize that it's not a good idea to be really conspicuous if your aim is to steal stuff from a store, then... Well, I'm not real sure what to say about that. Seems pretty obvious to me.

Anyway, Mac is correct. Quite a bit of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt. As he said, I do have a disclaimer at the bottom of each of my posts.

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#402 Lektor

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Posted 09 December 2008 - 04:31 AM

I've made quite a lot of money of following Pufer around with a cart of salt, selling it to anyone who wants to listen to his wise jibber jabbery. Very lucrative...

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#403 Shlimazel

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Posted 10 December 2008 - 04:15 PM

I tried doing that with a pepper cart, but somehow it didn't work out so well...

#404 lemonyscapegoat

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Posted 10 December 2008 - 08:15 PM

So my ex of less than two months and one of my best friends are going out. They don't understand why I'm pissed, so how should I punish them?

I guess so.

#405 G-Spark

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Posted 10 December 2008 - 08:26 PM

If a friend of mine finds out that I went to formals with his ex he'd probably try to strangle me. He asked her two days before formals, she turned him down ad didn't tell him who she was going with. He doesn't like me as it is. If he finds out I asked her, he'd be really ticked.

How to punish, how to punish. Let me think here. As an overenthusiastic pessemist this is what I'm good at. Dang I can't think of anything. I don't know what skills you have nor what is at your disposal. Drat. You could always try... no that's illegal. Or how about... no so is that. Ooh, I know... no that'd get you sent to prison. Talk to them individually? Wait, that's not punishment. Don't ask me unless you want something to get you sent to jail.

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Posted 10 December 2008 - 09:00 PM

G-Spark, on Dec 10 2008, 08:26 PM, said:

a friend of mine [...] doesn't like me

Aww, your definition of friend makes me sad.

Also, lemony:
Why should you punish them? "Punish" is what you do when someone does something wrong. While uncomfortable for you, what they did isn't really wrong.
Of course, doing horrible things out of bitterness even if it's not technically punishment...I gotta admit I like the sound of that!

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#407 Pufer

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Posted 10 December 2008 - 09:36 PM

lemonyscapegoat, on Dec 10 2008, 06:15 PM, said:

So my ex of less than two months and one of my best friends are going out. They don't understand why I'm pissed, so how should I punish them?

[Warning: Explicit sexual references.]You have to ###### her mom.[/Warning: Explicit sexual references.]

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Posted 10 December 2008 - 10:03 PM

Pufer, on Dec 11 2008, 02:36 AM, said:

You have to ###### her mom.

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Where do you find this stuff?

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#409 JacaByte

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Posted 10 December 2008 - 10:27 PM

Where else, the internet?

#410 Rickton

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Posted 10 December 2008 - 10:36 PM

That video was wonderful.

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#411 Sponge Tom

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Posted 11 December 2008 - 07:04 PM

Pufer, on Dec 9 2008, 01:19 AM, said:

Ok, you win. I didn't know your posts were to be considered like that.

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I shat a bottle of rope.

#412 Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 08:24 PM

I find it really funny how on one page I found 3 different subjects. I like that.

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Dann ist es nicht mein Hut

#413 kingofvwcosmos

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 09:13 PM

Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Dec 12 2008, 07:24 PM, said:

I find it really funny how on one page I found 3 different subjects. I like that.

Hey! He's back! How's the ladyfriend searching going?

#414 Pufer

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 11:00 PM

My bet is he's given up on girls and has moved on to finding himself a stud muffin to help keep him warm this winter.

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#415 moonunit4eva

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 12:59 AM

That's what I did!

No luck thus far :/

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#416 Sniper Kitty

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 01:05 AM

Ah, the ol' Abe Lincoln approach.

Words are cheap; so I'm just giving mine away.

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#417 Pufer

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 01:15 AM

Indeed. µ just needs to run into more charming young shopkeeps with eyes of blue.

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#418 moonunit4eva

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 01:17 AM

Like Sinatra, for example

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#419 Pufer

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 01:30 AM

Or Honest Abe's man Josh Speed. Although the fact that he fancies tall, bearded lawyers probably will work against you.

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#420 moonunit4eva

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 01:34 AM

*shrug*

I can work with it.

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#421 Lektor

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 06:26 PM

Sinatra won't be keeping anyone warm this winter. Mores the pity.

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#422 moonunit4eva

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 08:13 PM

That's what you think

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#423 Lektor

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 12:05 PM

What you get up to in the privacy of your room during christmas is your own business

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 08:02 PM

Lektor, on Dec 15 2008, 05:05 PM, said:

What you get up to in the privacy of your room during christmas is your own business

What makes you think µ will be in her room over Christmas?

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#425 Pufer

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Posted 16 December 2008 - 01:19 AM

You trying to tell us something there, SA? You sly dog.

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