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Emigration Policy For emigration to the ATT

#1 User is offline   Shlimazel 

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Posted 28 September 2008 - 10:31 AM

I'm seriously considering the possibility, however I feel I must ask about the details of the process beforehand. For example, must I be able to juggle six rhinoceri while standing on my head? Drive a jeep up the side of a building while sitting backwards? Perform The Hall of the Undermountain King using only flatulance? I would very much like to know the due process beforehand.

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Posted 28 September 2008 - 11:06 AM

You don't have to do anything. You're already a member of ATT just by posting here! Now you're a member forever.
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 11:10 AM

Oh sure, just waltz right on in and take jobs from us hard-working, born-and-raised Trash Talkers.
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 12:08 PM

View Postdude3, on Sep 28 2008, 04:10 PM, said:

Oh sure, just waltz right on in and take jobs from us hard-working, born-and-raised Trash Talkers.


You guys work....?
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 12:44 PM

Our emigration policy is that you can never leave once you're in.

However, we have no immigration policy whatsoever.
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 12:11 AM

View PostJeremiah, on Sep 28 2008, 11:08 AM, said:

You guys work....?


Never had any complaints. That said, the ATT is sensitive to the concerns of our members who don't work and, as such, keep a bowl of Viagra by the door. Feel free to grab some before your next night out. :P

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 02:09 AM

View PostPufer, on Sep 29 2008, 05:11 AM, said:

Viagra by the door. Feel free to grab some before your next night out. :P

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Thank you for the kind offer, but since I entered by the back door, I don't think this is a good idea.
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 01:18 PM

View PostJeremiah, on Sep 29 2008, 03:09 AM, said:

I entered by the back door

Uh-oh!
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 04:27 PM

View PostJeremiah, on Sep 29 2008, 01:09 AM, said:

Thank you for the kind offer, but since I entered by the back door, I don't think this is a good idea.


Because we don't want to discriminate against any of our members due to their chosen method of entry, we've placed a bowl by the back door as well. Front or back, we're open and just waiting to give it away.

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 06:38 PM

View PostPufer, on Sep 29 2008, 02:27 PM, said:

Because we don't want to discriminate against any of our members due to their chosen method of entry, we've placed a bowl by the back door as well. Front or back, we're open and just waiting to give it away.

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 08:49 PM

I'm not sure how comfortable I am with all this talk of doors.
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 09:54 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Sep 28 2008, 03:31 PM, said:

I'm seriously considering the possibility, however I feel I must ask about the details of the process beforehand. For example, must I be able to juggle six rhinoceri while standing on my head? Drive a jeep up the side of a building while sitting backwards? Perform The Hall of the Undermountain King using only flatulance? I would very much like to know the due process beforehand.

As Pufer has indicated, the ATT maintains a fairly open door policy when it comes to immigration. Nevertheless, due to extenuating circumstances that may or may not currently be in effect, additional requirements may or may not currently be in operation. If this is the case, you may receive additional information in due time. Or, then again, you may not.
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 01:01 AM

I may or may not be about to go poop.
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 02:03 AM

View Postephrin, on Sep 30 2008, 06:01 AM, said:

I may or may not be about to go poop.


ephrin's back door is off limits!
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 02:03 PM

View PostRickton, on Sep 28 2008, 04:06 PM, said:

You don't have to do anything. You're already a member of ATT just by posting here! Now you're a member forever.


Yeah, he's our bitch now!
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 03:07 PM

View PostLektor, on Sep 30 2008, 03:03 PM, said:

Yeah, he's our bitch now!

Time to go in the back door... :P
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 06:09 PM

Ouch.

Sometimes, one word is enough.

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 02:24 AM

You'll be saying that one word many many times in the coming months, get used to it :P
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Posted 22 October 2008 - 11:41 PM

View PostRickton, on Sep 30 2008, 12:07 PM, said:

Time to go in the back door... :P

Do what you want, but I'm coming through the ceiling.
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Posted 22 October 2008 - 11:49 PM

*drip drip*
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Posted 22 October 2008 - 11:56 PM

Okay, I forgot the rope, so now there's a new door in the floor....
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 03:35 AM

View PostCaptain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Oct 23 2008, 05:41 AM, said:

Do what you want, but I'm coming through the ceiling.


That's quite impressive...
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 06:16 AM

Not as impressive as coming through a window...
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 07:23 AM

Backwards is best.
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 07:51 AM

*wonders how many people are thinking about the same joke as he is*
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