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Posted 23 October 2008 - 01:11 PM

I am.
Ring-ding-diddle-iddle oh dee oh, ring-ding-diddle ee eye oh,
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 02:03 PM

Glad someone picked up on it...
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 10:38 PM

Wouldn't coming in through the ceiling be needlessly painful? I mean, you gotta have a little respect for ephrin. He is a mod or something.
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(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a
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Posted 25 October 2008 - 12:13 AM

Plus, I did mention that new "door" I made in the floor by forgetting the rope....
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Posted 25 October 2008 - 03:21 PM

Quick! Look up! You'll catch the end of the Whooosh...
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Posted 25 October 2008 - 04:38 PM

Any second now, Zaphod will realize that an alternate meaning was being used for 'back door'.

Aaaaaaanny second now....

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Posted 25 October 2008 - 04:55 PM

Oh dear...
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
-- Tom Sims


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 09:43 PM

God, this is the sickest topic I've been to.

But it's fricken hilarious. :P
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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:04 PM

View PostCaptain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Oct 26 2008, 09:43 PM, said:

God, this is the sickest topic I've been to.

But it's fricken hilarious. :P



You haven't seen anything yet.
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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:17 PM

This oughta be interesting....
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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:37 PM

"Well, what do you see?"

"I see some walls... and some ceilings....... wait, just one ceiling."
... my other ride is an Ishiman Heavy Cruiser.

(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 03:11 AM

The walls...The walls...The walls ARE COMING!!!!
Evility is Reality.

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 04:38 AM

Can we get back on topic please, people.

So, butt sex...
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 10:09 AM

NObody expects surprise buttsecks!
Why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 12:00 PM

If they did, it wouldn't be much of a surprise, now would it.

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 01:35 PM

Don't worry, Zaphod. After a while you realize that this is the internet and you'll happily surrender your expectations of sanity.

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 02:19 PM

Perhaps we should just petition for the creation of Redline Trash & Brawl and we could all move there.
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 03:20 PM

Sounds like another Israel/Palestine waiting to happen.
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 05:19 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Oct 27 2008, 02:35 PM, said:

Don't worry, Zaphod. After a while you realize that this is the internet and you'll happily surrender your expectations of sanity.


On a somewhat related note, if you search "sanity" on Uncyclopedia, it redirects to the article on insanity. I think this represents the rest of the internet perfectly.
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 07:43 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Oct 27 2008, 10:35 AM, said:

Don't worry, Zaphod. After a while you realize that this is the internet and you'll happily surrender your expectations of sanity.

Who said I was sane? :P
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 09:14 PM

View PostCaptain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Oct 27 2008, 08:43 PM, said:

Who said I was sane? :P


View PostCaptain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Oct 27 2008, 08:43 PM, said:

I was sane

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 10:06 PM

View PostCaptain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Oct 27 2008, 06:43 PM, said:

Who said I was sane? :P


K-Mart

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Posted 28 October 2008 - 03:33 AM

View PostPufer, on Oct 28 2008, 03:06 AM, said:

K-Mart

-Pufer


I swear I saw buttsecks on offer over the weekend.
Evility is Reality.

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Posted 28 October 2008 - 04:19 AM

You were in a different type of store.

And when I say store, I mean alley.
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 04:04 AM

Kirstey Alley is indeed worth it...
Evility is Reality.

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