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#76 User is offline   Sundered Angel 

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Posted 25 October 2008 - 07:06 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Oct 25 2008, 09:41 PM, said:

I am not a plural!

Ah, but which one of you isn't plural?
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Posted 26 October 2008 - 09:39 AM

All of them!

Wait...

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 12:30 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Oct 26 2008, 02:39 PM, said:

All of them!

Wait...

Shlimazel talk about themselves in the third person?
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Posted 26 October 2008 - 05:30 PM

Shlimazel love you looooooong time.
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 04:34 AM

Do you pay a group fee, or is it per person?
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 10:08 AM

With a horse tranquilizer and a net, the fees are surprisingly small. But so is [garbled]
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 11:08 AM

The resulting carpet cleaning bill?
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 01:21 PM

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Do you pay a group fee, or is it per person?


No, I require an hourly fee.

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Shlimazel talk about themselves in the third person?


WOAH, MY BRAIN ASPLODE

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 03:29 PM

View PostLektor, on Oct 25 2008, 03:25 PM, said:

If I lived in the US, I'd pretty much live on Mountain Dew. They stopped selling it here years ago, and I miss it terribly...


Incidentally some 'friends' of mine can hook you up with some Mountain Dew. They'll even pay you for most of it. The only thing is that it has to be in bulk, shipped in your name, and some of the 24 packs may-or-may-not have only 12 cans because the lower tier of the cubes may-or-may-not have alternative cargo. You'll also have to let my 'friends' deal with those ones first, but if you're cool about it they might give you those cans after they're done.

Interested?
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 05:09 PM

No thanks, I get mine shipped straight to me, with all 24 cans containing that sweet sweet dew...
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 05:17 PM

View PostSniper Kitty, on Oct 27 2008, 04:29 PM, said:

Incidentally some 'friends' of mine can hook you up with some Mountain Dew. They'll even pay you for most of it. The only thing is that it has to be in bulk, shipped in your name, and some of the 24 packs may-or-may-not have only 12 cans because the lower tier of the cubes may-or-may-not have alternative cargo. You'll also have to let my 'friends' deal with those ones first, but if you're cool about it they might give you those cans after they're done.

Interested?


Do they also sell drugs, illegal weapons, etc.?
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 06:55 PM

Woosh.
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 10:43 PM

Shouldn't that be "Whoosh?"

I actually prefer "Foom!" myself.

That is, unless I can get a tasty sandwich instead.

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Posted 28 October 2008 - 12:56 AM

View PostShlimazel, on Oct 28 2008, 05:21 AM, said:

WOAH, MY BRAIN ASPLODE


Wait, you have one? In which head?
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 03:37 AM

View PostShlimazel, on Oct 27 2008, 06:21 PM, said:

No, I require an hourly fee.


Now, about that reservation....
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 10:17 AM

I propose the theory that Shlimazel is one person occupying multiple bodies. Like the Flood. If my theory proves true, you must all surrender your stashes of discontinued Mayfield Super Fudge Brownie ice cream.
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 10:54 AM

Give it up, dude. Just give it up.
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Posted 01 November 2008 - 11:23 AM

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Wait, you have one? In which head?


At last count, all seven hundred.

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Now, about that reservation....


Ah, yes, and how many did sir wish to reserve?

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Posted 01 November 2008 - 05:10 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Nov 1 2008, 04:23 PM, said:

Ah, yes, and how many did sir wish to reserve?


I should think one each will be enough. But go easy on the chilli sauce, that stuff comes out just as hot as when it goes in.
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 04:03 PM

...

Apologies, sir, but we don't serve people as frighteningly obscure as you. Good day. You might try the place around the corner.

Next!

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Posted 02 November 2008 - 05:15 PM

How effective are Shlimazel against rioting Obama supporters? If he loses, I could need an army...

For self defense, of course.
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 06:07 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Nov 2 2008, 09:03 PM, said:

...

Apologies, sir, but we don't serve people as frighteningly obscure as you. Good day. You might try the place around the corner.

Next!


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Posted 02 November 2008 - 08:01 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Nov 2 2008, 03:03 PM, said:

You might try the place around the corner.


Don't worry this is either a euphemism, or Vell-os is back in business.
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 09:36 PM

You are all most puzzling lesser creatures.

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Posted 02 November 2008 - 09:45 PM

Take off your pants or GTFO.
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