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#26 User is offline   The Journalist 

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 08:14 PM

We're here, because we're here, because we're here, because we're here....

You're there, because you're there, because you're there, because you're there.

Also, buffalo.
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Posted 16 October 2008 - 09:06 PM

In other news, the B&B occupation is going well. You've all gone about your normal lives, mostly because we told SA that he could continue as before as long as he paid homage to Champ and the B&B.
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Posted 16 October 2008 - 09:11 PM

Drop dead; this topic was a deviation from our normal lives, as we normally don't have a sticky topic that's open to the public, in either the BnB or ATT.

Tell ol' el presidente down there that until he gets a sticky topic for the people, by the people, that we'll have none of it.

Randomness always! Viva la independance!

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 10:37 PM

View Postephrin, on Oct 16 2008, 10:06 PM, said:

In other news, the B&B occupation is going well. You've all gone about your normal lives, mostly because we told SA that he could continue as before as long as he paid homage to Champ and the B&B.


We will never submit to your tyranny. No matter what it takes, we will keep our liberty. We will unseal the hushed casket, take off every Zig, charge our lazahs, intensify forward firepower, and walk around the B&B once a day for six days, then seven times on the seventh day. We will not be your slaves. We will retain our freedom or die trying. Therefore, you can not win. If you attain victory, you will have gained nothing, for those you sought to enslave will be no more. If you are driven back into the totalitarian cesspool from which you came, then you still have gained nothing.
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Posted 17 October 2008 - 01:17 AM

We can make sculptures out of your corpses. :P
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Posted 17 October 2008 - 01:44 AM

ROLL UP ROLL UP, COME ONE COME ALL, TAXIDERMY FOR THE ATT!!!
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Posted 17 October 2008 - 07:27 AM

View Postephrin, on Oct 17 2008, 01:17 AM, said:

We can make sculptures out of your corpses. :P

Do you really think that any ATT member would let your dirty hands even touch one of our corpses? You will never catch us dead or alive!

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Posted 17 October 2008 - 10:54 AM

View Postephrin, on Oct 17 2008, 02:17 AM, said:

We can make sculptures out of your corpses. :P


We are not like you. We disintegrate when we die. Then two clones rise up out of each pile of our ashes.

This post has been edited by Sponge Tom: 17 October 2008 - 10:55 AM

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Posted 18 October 2008 - 09:35 AM

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We can make sculptures out of your corpses.


We can make chunky salsa out of your liver at three hundred paces.

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Posted 18 October 2008 - 09:33 PM

Boy...get a funnel.
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Posted 19 October 2008 - 12:38 AM

View Postephrin, on Oct 17 2008, 06:17 AM, said:

We can make sculptures out of your corpses. :P

View PostShlimazel, on Oct 18 2008, 02:35 PM, said:

We can make chunky salsa out of your liver at three hundred paces.

There will be no corpse sculptures nor liver salsa salsa under my watch. I trust neither Shlimazel's culinary skills nor ephrin's artistic vision.
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Posted 19 October 2008 - 02:12 AM

I don't think I'd trust liver salsa even if I made it.

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 06:53 AM

You would have thought that as a fairly wealthy society as we are now, we'd no longer need to consume liver. Stuff be nasty...
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Posted 19 October 2008 - 02:16 PM

View PostLektor, on Oct 19 2008, 11:53 AM, said:

You would have thought that as a fairly wealthy society as we are now, we'd no longer need to consume liver. Stuff be nasty...

Word.
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Posted 19 October 2008 - 02:40 PM

Hey now, Braunschweiger is awesome in sandwiches.
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Posted 20 October 2008 - 12:44 AM

Indeed. I rather enjoy a good pâté as well. Even liver & onions can be solid if decently prepared.

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Posted 20 October 2008 - 04:24 AM

A popular Czech dish is liver dumpling soup, I hate it.
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Posted 21 October 2008 - 12:13 AM

Is it liver dumplings in soup or liver soup with dumplings?

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 04:04 AM

Liver dumplings in soup. *cringe*
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Posted 21 October 2008 - 04:53 AM

Ewwwww...

How can you do that to dumplings? They're God's food...
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Posted 21 October 2008 - 11:18 AM

I'm an atheist. I don't believe in dumplings.

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 02:03 PM

Heretic! Burn him!
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Posted 21 October 2008 - 06:54 PM

View PostLektor, on Oct 21 2008, 03:03 PM, said:

Heretic! Burn him!


No no no. He's not Heretic. His name is Shlimazel.

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 07:04 PM

View PostLektor, on Oct 21 2008, 07:03 PM, said:

Heretic! Burn him!

View PostSponge Tom, on Oct 21 2008, 11:54 PM, said:

No no no. He's not Heretic. His name is Shlimazel.

Strictly speaking, Sponge Tom's right. A Heretic practises an aberrant branch of the true faith; as an Atheist practises no faith, they can't commit the sin of heresy. Possible replacement accusations include "Apostate!" (if Lektor was once a believer), "Blasphemer!" (if Lektor's words were a slight upon the Almighty), and "Strumpet!" (if Lektor is a woman of dubious virtue in a specific historical period).
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Posted 21 October 2008 - 07:50 PM

View PostSundered Angel, on Oct 21 2008, 08:04 PM, said:

Strictly speaking, Sponge Tom's right. A Heretic practises an aberrant branch of the true faith; as an Atheist practises no faith, they can't commit the sin of heresy. Possible replacement accusations include "Apostate!" (if Lektor was once a believer), "Blasphemer!" (if Lektor's words were a slight upon the Almighty), and "Strumpet!" (if Lektor is a woman of dubious virtue in a specific historical period).


We're talking about Shlimazel. Ya know, the guy who started the tuning fork thing (that we shall never speak of again) and writes cool EVN stories. Lektor is the one who called him a heretic.

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