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If you had to cut off somebody's head...

Poll: Best Implement (21 member(s) have cast votes)

What is the right tool for the job?

  1. Hacksaw (1 votes [1.96%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.96%

  2. Axe (9 votes [17.65%])

    Percentage of vote: 17.65%

  3. Chainsaw (4 votes [7.84%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.84%

  4. Large Knife (1 votes [1.96%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.96%

  5. A really, really slow moving laser that gives plenty of time for the protagonist to squirm free of whatever bonds they happen to be trapped in (36 votes [70.59%])

    Percentage of vote: 70.59%

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 02:05 AM

Edwin. I would cut Edwins!

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:35 AM

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:15 PM

I've decided the very best tool is a lightsaber. Very quick, no mess.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 04:40 PM

Except for that body you have to get rid of?

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 01:19 AM

Just put a doily and a potted plant on it and instant coffee table!

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 10:50 PM

I wouldn't do it like this guy.
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 11:11 PM

I think this topic is pretty tasteless considering recent events and you should all be ashamed.
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Posted 05 August 2008 - 12:19 AM

Nobody said anything about doing it on a bus. Actually, that's rather a dumb way to do it.

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 02:02 AM

View PostPufer, on Aug 5 2008, 05:19 AM, said:

Nobody said anything about doing it on a bus. Actually, that's rather a dumb way to do it.

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 03:05 PM

Serial Killers on a Bus!

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 01:58 AM

I'd either use a katana or a Zweihander.

Or a cordless drill.
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 02:08 AM

View PostVell-os, on Aug 12 2008, 06:58 AM, said:

Or a cordless drill.


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