Thought I'd tabulate the ways in which Mort's lost his drinks, to date.
1: a misguided attempt to drink it
2: thrown onto Wizard's flaming beard
3: metal mug absorbed by Silverfish
4: knocked over by the tavern door, thrown by a Hrothrim that was hunting Cat
5: rained on by the Scribe
6: swallowed by a pink elephant
7: flattened by the collapsing tavern
8: knocked over by a dagger during a brawl
9: drunk by Aron's shadow, Steve
10: sucked away by another pink elephant
11: vaporised by a lightning bolt
If anyone has an interesting way for Mort to lose another drink, go ahead and post it
(in the tavern, I mean - in character!)- or PM it to me, and I'll consider it.
This post has been edited by cache22: 06 February 2007 - 06:26 PM
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