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Three Little Words

#101 User is offline   Mispeled 

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 09:19 AM

My sitar was impaled with a turnkey while I counted my savings and consumed a turkey.

Firewire, Sweatshirt, Poop
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 01:22 PM

the firewire was wraped around the poop, and i says to myself, "thank god i had my sweatshirt."

she, reply, angst
"I was either in love, or I had small pox."
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 04:49 PM

She made her reply in angst.

whoa, code, image.
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 12:53 AM

Whoa, that code really paints an image of absolutely nothing.

neat, battery, nutcracker

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Posted 08 March 2006 - 03:27 PM

The battery was next to the nutcracker in the neat room.

create, flaw, kicks
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Posted 09 March 2006 - 12:39 AM

I just created a operating system with a fatal flaw just for kicks.

cobra, bureau, skyscraper

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

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Posted 09 March 2006 - 03:16 AM

The Bureau had to move to a different skyscraper because of the cobra in the bathroom.

Mug, wombat, pie.
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Posted 09 March 2006 - 04:10 PM

The mascot, the wombat, stuffed an entire pie into his mug.

tongue, alone, color
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Posted 09 March 2006 - 11:59 PM

When I'm all alone, I shut all the blinds and paint my tongue a plethora of neon colors.

Kelp, unicycle, extraneous

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 07:14 PM

The extraneous clown took all of the kelp off of his unicycle.

always, never, knew
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Posted 10 March 2006 - 11:48 PM

I never knew that I always used to sleep while on fire until someone told me last week.

alone, horses, year

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 02:49 AM

After you've been alone with horses for a year, you'll get some funky fungus growing out of your ear.

Stipulate, hogwash, paper.
<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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Posted 11 March 2006 - 03:00 AM

We [the College] stipulate that no doctorate paper should contain more than 87% hogwash, and no less than 3% useful information.

Nihilist, Ohio, Mandelbrot.
2 + 2 = 5.

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 05:56 AM

You know, Mandelbrot, that nihilist down in Ohio.


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Posted 11 March 2006 - 11:45 PM

You don't have to have brought home a poor report card to flunk in my book.

butter, abacus, reigning

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Posted 12 March 2006 - 07:35 AM

To ensure the reigning of my Geek Superiority in the class, I put butter on my abacus.

Windows, virus, T-Rex.
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Posted 12 March 2006 - 07:51 PM

A T-Rex couldn't have done as much damage as the virus did to that Windows.

Plop, Mop, Flop
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
"Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things"

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Posted 12 March 2006 - 11:49 PM

If you flop that damn mop down one more time, I'll shove this cow plop up your nose!

beams, memoranda, yogurt

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 12:33 AM

The yogurt spilled on the beans, creating a memorandum about custard.

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 12:10 PM

I turned my racquet so I put topspin on the ball, but it caused me to hit it into a tree.

Diffraction, leaf, mrxak.
<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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Posted 15 March 2006 - 07:13 PM

The leaf that hit mrxak caused quite the diffraction inside of his nose.

behaved, turning, nothing.
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Posted 15 March 2006 - 11:56 PM

If you're not well behaved from now on, I'm turning you into nothing with my ray-gun.

homes, briefcase, richter

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 04:17 PM

The great lakes known also reffered to as homes, were affected by the earthquake which is shown on the richter scale inside this briefcase.

Sacrifice, around, instant

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 12:49 AM

I expect a sacrifice at some time around this very instant.

away, completion, dudes

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 02:14 PM

dudes the completion of the away is upon us!

fake, control, upcoming
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