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#76 JoeBob

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 08:52 PM

Ambrosia put out Nova for Microsoft Windows. (gee, what a boring sentence.)

What, boring, sentence.

<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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#77 jrsh92

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 09:40 PM

What did you mean when you posted that boring sentence?

What, car, barn

(Prog)metalhead and voidian

To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive

#78 JoeBob

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 12:10 AM

A barn is what I crashed your car into.

Crap, best, place.

<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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#79 Gray Shirt Ninja

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 12:22 AM

Crap, I got the best place.

Graagh! Zombies, pwn4g3

Why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is
my purpose in this universe?

(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a
shotgun, and you ain't got one.)

#80 Pufer

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 12:45 AM

The zombies just unleashed some pwn4g3 upon my front do...Graah!

(worst sentence ever)

longhorns, compass, sake

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#81 jrsh92

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 10:22 AM

For the sake of the longhorns, use a compass! (OK, it's complete nonsense, but it works...)

LOTR, volume, drum

#82 polaris wanter

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 02:44 PM

The drum in LOTR had a lot of volume.

Your, suade, methodical.

I am vrey skneay....lkie a teigr.

#83 jrsh92

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 02:59 PM

Your suede shoes are not very methodical.

Cow, table, carpet.

#84 JoeBob

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 03:14 PM

We put the cow on the table so it wouldn't eat any more carpet.

Splendiferous, speaker, obliterate.

<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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#85 jrsh92

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 03:20 PM

The speaker was so Splendiferous it obliterates stuff in it's way.

reply, control, monitor.

#86 Pufer

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 11:44 PM

Monitor control, please reply!

invasion, rice, waltz

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#87 polaris wanter

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Posted 26 February 2006 - 04:36 PM

Rice began the waltz invasion of the country.

mine, arrogant, blatant

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#88 Pufer

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Posted 27 February 2006 - 12:25 AM

Of course I was blatant in taking back what was mine you arrogant bastard!

screw, mug, tomato

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#89 JoeBob

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Posted 27 February 2006 - 01:01 PM

Screw this tomato...get me a mug of cocoa.

Eight, ate, sproing.

<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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#90 Pufer

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Posted 27 February 2006 - 11:52 PM

Oy t'er, you ate d'em sproing greens befoar eight, ya hear.

bureau, lampshade, chamoise

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#91 PollyJean

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 01:13 PM

as the lampshade was lifted, it shined upon her chamosie as I hit my head on her bureau.

Smell, like, teenspirit

"I was either in love, or I had small pox."
Woody Allen
Take the Money and Run

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 02:03 PM

Teenspirit Jones likes the smell of oranges.

Keyboard, and, pudgy.

<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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#93 Pufer

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 12:33 AM

I was pudgy well before I purchased this keyboard and I don't think it nice of you to disparage it so.

pacemaker, paws, cardstock

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#94 polaris wanter

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 04:26 PM

The dogs dirty paws stepped all over the cardstock as he played with the pacemaker.

Chuck, Norris, kill.

I am vrey skneay....lkie a teigr.

#95 Mispeled

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 09:00 PM

Chuck Norris failed to kill Mr. Rodgers.

Righteous, Pawn, Krikkit

Pending News > VXI

#96 Pufer

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 12:47 AM

It's hard to be righteous while but a pawn here on Krikkit.

steel, closet, dimension

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 09:43 PM

Steel closets do not exist on the 8th dimension.

Intern, desk, snow.

#98 Pufer

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Posted 03 March 2006 - 12:47 AM

They placed the intern outside in the snow after confiscating the contents of his desk.

Bagging, heat, priority

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#99 polaris wanter

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Posted 03 March 2006 - 03:12 PM

In the heat the young person bagging my groceries had higher proirities than to care for my eggs!

Beat, discreet, fleet.

I am vrey skneay....lkie a teigr.

#100 Pufer

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 12:39 AM

No matter how hard he tried, Napoleon couldn't defeat the discreet fleet of carrier pigeons.

Turnkey, savings, sitar

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha