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Three Little Words

#151 Solid

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 11:08 PM

I wish those lemons would stop blasting the peeping holes of my German Tank

Futanari, level, dragon

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#152 TheLoser

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 03:17 AM

What the hell does Futanari have to do with level or dragon?

This, Topic, Locked

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
"Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things"

#153 Pufer

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 11:27 PM

On that topic, I cannot see that this door was ever locked.

inhalation, skating, basting

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#154 polaris wanter

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 03:58 PM

While his mother was basting the meat he was skating home and realized he had a minute without inhalation.

Shocked, log, view.

I am vrey skneay....lkie a teigr.

#155 jrsh92

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 08:46 PM

The awesome view of the giant log shocked him.

Walked, jump, noun.

(Prog)metalhead and voidian

To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive

#156 Pufer

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 11:14 PM

While he was searching for the right noun with which to end his story while walking down the street, he had to jump out of the way of a motor scooter.

documents, banding, bing

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#157 jrsh92

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 12:07 AM

The legally binding documents made a strange bing sound as they fell.

Pothole, binder, mouse.

This post has been edited by KedFiller: 01 May 2006 - 12:08 AM

#158 Pufer

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 11:14 PM

I hit that pothole so hard it made my mouse fall out of its binder.

sails, cricket, Volvo

-Pufer

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 06:11 PM

The Volvo appeared to be propelled by sails, and soundd like a cricket.

#160 Pufer

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 11:46 PM

Blank blank, blank blank blank blank blank; blank blank blank.

error, snout, teaspoon

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#161 jrsh92

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Posted 03 May 2006 - 06:09 PM

When Kedfiller noticed his error, he bashed his snout with a teaspoon.

Oops, no, words.

#162 Pufer

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Posted 03 May 2006 - 10:56 PM

When words are necessary, saying no to saying oops is always a good thing.

ladders, chains, sweaters

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#163 moonunit4eva

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Posted 05 May 2006 - 04:34 PM

Chains hold my heart together while zip ties hold together my pants. Ladders are good for tunafish and impromtu sweater fests.

Whatever happens..happens.

#164 Pufer

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Posted 05 May 2006 - 11:04 PM

Blanking blanking blank, blank blank blank-blank.

zeppelin, fairy, grapes

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#165 jrsh92

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 05:42 PM

The zeppelin was dragged by the fairy flying to the grapes.

Germany, grass, college.

#166 Pufer

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 11:38 PM

People never smoke grass while going to college in Germany.

cotton, tubing, adhesive

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#167 jrsh92

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 05:20 PM

The tubing was filled with cotten stuck in with adhesive.

Glue, cloth, nose.

#168 JacaByte

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 06:37 PM

His nose had gotten glued to a piece of cloth.

Rabbit, water, house

#169 Pufer

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 11:37 PM

Bah, just flush the rabbit out of your house with water from the hose.

Bible, bearded, cubic

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#170 moonunit4eva

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 07:55 PM

Father Norris, the bearded priest, loved his bible and cubic cenitmeters.

Felt, Gorgon, Strumpet

Whatever happens..happens.

#171 Pufer

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 10:44 PM

As he felt up the Gorgon strumpet, he couldn't help thinking of the loss of his boyhood soap collection at the hands of those damn lawyers.

trees, butter, talc

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#172 The Apple Cøre

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Posted 11 May 2006 - 11:35 PM

Talc and butter are for the neighbors' trees.

Fish, yawn, fly.

You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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#173 jrsh92

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Posted 12 May 2006 - 05:06 PM

I yawned after getting rn over by the flying fish.

Desk, nitrogen, car.

#174 Pufer

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Posted 12 May 2006 - 11:13 PM

Maybe if I fill my desk with nitrogen, it'll fit in my compact car.

Senate, ways, mouth

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#175 ankhwatcher

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 02:21 PM

Pufer, on May 13 2006, 05:13 AM, said:

Maybe if I fill my desk with nitrogen, it'll fit in my compact car.

Senate, ways, mouth

-Pufer

If you keep finding new ways to run your mouth off you'll end up in Senate.

Guns, People, Rappers.
Goldie, Lookin', Chain.

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