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Bird Spike Strips to flatten those birds
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Posted 06 August 2005 - 05:16 PM
Have you ever been bothered by pesky birds? Ya know, the kind that just love to sit on your window sill? Well be pesked no more! With the new Bird Away Spike Strips, you can now keep them at bay. I happened to find this in a catalouge this afternoon, and just had to post it. Great, huh?
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Posted 06 August 2005 - 10:45 PM
We have the long metal variants of those covering the tops of all the interior electrial boxes at the office just for kicks. Your federal tax dollars at work.
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Posted 06 August 2005 - 11:30 PM
There were some other strange ones in the catalouge too. Stuff like a cage for the indoor dog who you need to put out but not get away. It was this like 20 foot long tunnel made from chicken wire. It looked wierd.
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Posted 07 August 2005 - 11:27 AM
I like the birds. I hate the squirrels.
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Posted 07 August 2005 - 02:04 PM
I betcha they have something like this for squirrels too.
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Posted 07 August 2005 - 04:23 PM
Don't feed the birds. That makes more come, and you will have to have an umbrella and rubber boots every time you go outside.
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Posted 07 August 2005 - 06:03 PM
crazybeans128, on Aug 7 2005, 02:04 PM, said:
I betcha they have something like this for squirrels too.
I have two of these, and one of these:
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Posted 07 August 2005 - 11:12 PM
What do you use those for? All you need is this:
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Posted 08 August 2005 - 06:23 PM
Back in the day, all they needed was a nice
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Posted 09 August 2005 - 10:48 AM
When our birds cause us problems we just napalm the Vietnamese... you know jus' to make ourselves feel better...
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Posted 09 August 2005 - 11:16 AM
Birds are uber.
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Posted 13 August 2005 - 02:31 PM
Birds = OK.
Bird swarms = bad.
Squirrels = stealing dog food = bad.
for bird swarms in tight formation
Bird swarms = bad.
Squirrels = stealing dog food = bad.
for bird swarms in tight formation
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Posted 13 August 2005 - 02:47 PM
yes, that will do niceley for when i rob the bank... i mean... uh, i didn't... um, oh no... the bat signal! *runs aways*
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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Posted 13 August 2005 - 03:01 PM
The Apple Cøre, on Aug 13 2005, 12:31 PM, said:
Squirrels = stealing dog food = bad.
That's the best part! Then my dog starves because he doesn't bark at them!
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Posted 13 August 2005 - 05:15 PM
The worst part about birds is when they s###.
Yesterday, I came home and found a young bird in my garage (he was trying to get out through a closed window). I go into the garage and pick up the poor little fellow. He really freaked then and he started screaming. I brought him out to the front yard and he calmed down. He was then set free.
In the end, I ended up with bird s### on my hand. It washed off though.
Yesterday, I came home and found a young bird in my garage (he was trying to get out through a closed window). I go into the garage and pick up the poor little fellow. He really freaked then and he started screaming. I brought him out to the front yard and he calmed down. He was then set free.
In the end, I ended up with bird s### on my hand. It washed off though.
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Posted 13 August 2005 - 05:59 PM
Destroyer E, on Aug 13 2005, 11:15 PM, said:
The worst part about birds is when they s###.
Yesterday, I came home and found a young bird in my garage (he was trying to get out through a closed window). I go into the garage and pick up the poor little fellow. He really freaked then and he started screaming. I brought him out to the front yard and he calmed down. He was then set free.
In the end, I ended up with bird s### on my hand. It washed off though.
Yesterday, I came home and found a young bird in my garage (he was trying to get out through a closed window). I go into the garage and pick up the poor little fellow. He really freaked then and he started screaming. I brought him out to the front yard and he calmed down. He was then set free.
In the end, I ended up with bird s### on my hand. It washed off though.
my hero
Ankhwatcher presents Destroyer E with Congressional Medal of Honour, for getting s### on his hands in times of peace.
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Posted 14 August 2005 - 12:50 PM
That reminds me of a bird story.
I was going about my innocent, parent-imposed business in the backyard, walk under a tree, and something big and wet falls on my left shoulder. Needless to say, that shirt was done for the day, and I went inside to shower the spot where I got hit.
That wasn't cool.
I was going about my innocent, parent-imposed business in the backyard, walk under a tree, and something big and wet falls on my left shoulder. Needless to say, that shirt was done for the day, and I went inside to shower the spot where I got hit.
That wasn't cool.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
