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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:57 PM
To do:
1. Extend index finger.
2. Insert index finger into ear.
3. Twist index finger while keeping it in the ear, collecting enough earwax to be nasally detectable.
4. Remove index finger from ear.
5. Place index finger under nose.
6. Inhale through nose.
7. Post comments below.
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 07:03 PM
Q-tips work better.
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 09:39 PM
Is this supposed to be snorting earwax or just smelling it?
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 10:06 PM
that is disgusting in a not-funny way.
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 10:29 PM
The whole earwax thing is disgusting. I'm almost sorry I posted in this thread.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 12:02 AM
...why?
We all know earwax is nasty. Otherwise it wouldn't be amusing that Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans have an earwax (not toffee) flavour.
We all know earwax is nasty. Otherwise it wouldn't be amusing that Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans have an earwax (not toffee) flavour.
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 12:36 AM
are those things a real product in the UK, or is it solely in Potter world?
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 12:31 PM
They even exist here in the U.S. We have a bowl full of the "bad" ones, vomit, soap, and dirt among them.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
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We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 02:43 PM
What if my index finger doesn't fit well into my ear?
P.S. - You're a disgusting person, Barf.
P.S. - You're a disgusting person, Barf.
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 04:09 PM
Trah, on Jul 19 2005, 10:36 PM, said:
are those things a real product in the UK, or is it solely in Potter world?
I wouldn't know about the UK, although I'd assume they have them there as well as Canada and (apparently) the US. In the real-world ones, they "good" flavours are basically Jelly Belly flavours.
I was talking about the ones in Harry Potter being funny, though, with the specific reference to earwax-not-toffee.
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 09:40 PM
-Well now my hands have been washed and dried - back to typing-
-also spent 10 minutes and used two pc's and a mac (no i dont care what the choir call them apple core) to play a simple radio stream. By the way, everyone listen to the Phil Hendrie show, right now. Search for 'am 570 sports' and listen to the live stream between 7 and 10 pacific coast time-
Anyway, Barf i think you would like this show, they are talking about people who enjoy watching other people s###.
-also spent 10 minutes and used two pc's and a mac (no i dont care what the choir call them apple core) to play a simple radio stream. By the way, everyone listen to the Phil Hendrie show, right now. Search for 'am 570 sports' and listen to the live stream between 7 and 10 pacific coast time-
Anyway, Barf i think you would like this show, they are talking about people who enjoy watching other people s###.
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 09:47 PM
barth, on Jul 20 2005, 03:02 PM, said:
My name is Barth. Get it right, please.
Oh, then use your fifth finger.
P.S. - You're another.
Oh, then use your fifth finger.
P.S. - You're another.
I know what your name is, barf.
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Posted 21 July 2005 - 07:44 PM
The Journalist, on Jul 22 2005, 01:04 AM, said:
Hey, I remember that show. it was cool.
Traveling through time on a quest for knowledge because "Knowledge Is Power".
heh heh.
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Posted 22 July 2005 - 07:20 PM
barth, on Jul 23 2005, 01:01 AM, said:
Be it known that Destroyer E, Ankhwatcher, and Anaxagoras have been reported.
Be it known that Barf is a jerk-off who cant even spell his own name.
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Posted 22 July 2005 - 08:33 PM
Sorry, Barth, we were just joking around. I didn't mean to offend you or anything. That's what the "" was for. This topic did make me nauseous though.
But if I may say something completely unrelated to your name, I love the line from Spaceballs:
"What's your name?"
"Barf."
"No! Your full name!"
"Barfolomew!"
" was for. This topic did make me nauseous though.But if I may say something completely unrelated to your name, I love the line from Spaceballs:
"What's your name?"
"Barf."
"No! Your full name!"
"Barfolomew!"
This post has been edited by Destroyer E: 22 July 2005 - 08:36 PM
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