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How Avatara Stole Christmas:
With an ending that Dr. Seuss most definetly would not have touched.

Every pirate who lived in Ambrosiaville liked Christmas alot.

But Avatara, who lived just north of Ambrosiaville, did not.

Avatara hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his pirate ship was not screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his first mate was too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his hat was two sizes too small.

But, 
Whatever the reason, his boat or his hat, He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the pirates. Staring down from his cave with a sour, Avataray frown at the warm lighted windows below in their town. For he knew every pirate down in Ambrosiaville beneath was busy now, hanging a traitor who had betrayed them to the British navy.

"And they're hanging their pirate hats!" he snarled with a sneer, "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Avatara fingers nervously drumming, "I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!" 

So Avatara, in a fit of evil genious, stole a Santa Clause costume from a store. He then dressed LifeKnight up as a reindeer, and rode down into the town. He leapt up chimneys with his Matrix powers, stealing presents and sharing his glowers.

But then...a power arrived. A powerful, piratey, power arrived.

It was Sundered Angel! Come to save the day! Come to return Christmas to the good pirate folk of Ambrosiaville!

Sundered Angel drew his blunderbuss, and moved in for the showdown. Avatara, however, had an idea...a wonderful, evil, Avatary idea.

"You know SA, if you help me instead of hindering me, you can have half of all the presents."

"Okay, sure thing! Where do we start?"

"Well, I just cleaned out Veccy, so I'll go start on Azzy and you hit µ. Then we can team up for LOBF, because his boat has a couple extra cannons on it."

And the two men stole Christmas, the whole Christmas season! They stole all the presents, which was the whole reason!

So the pirates banded together in a militia, marched off to the evil castle in which Avatara and Sundered Angel had holed up, and were promptly defeated by a force known only as t3h p0w3|2.


Merry Christmas, everyone.
Av, SA: I really love you. No matter what I say.

Bravo, Azzy! Bravo! That brought some much needed Christmas spirit to ATT.

I sense a distinct lack of Pufervian antics in that story.

Merry Christmas, y'all!

-Pufer

Pufer, on Dec 25 2004, 05:30 AM, said:

Look for How Avatara Stole Christmas 2: The Pufer Strikes Back, coming soon to a store near you.

I broke christmas.

sorry everyone.

Insomniac, on Dec 25 2004, 10:25 PM, said:

You Bastard.

Avast? That's me!

Merry Christmas to you too...

Chritmas wasn't the only thing being stolen in that story. Good Job though, second funniest thing today.