So, getting to the point; why am I leaving? Well, there are several reasons.
1) Just Chat is quite biased, much like the liberal media establishment. In fact, JC is part of the liberal media establishment. That's all I'm saying about this, as this is supposed to be a non-political topic.
2) I believe that I have been targeted for removal by the Great Leftist Conspiracy, and am no longer welcome in this place. This new warning system has given some left-wing mods an efficient way to eliminate me. While I feel quite confident that I will be back someday, I've decided to lay low for a while.
3) I have a life, or I'm starting to get a life. Nothing more needs to be said.

4) I, quite simply, hate this new forum system. The quote system sucks, the smilies suck, the new karma, er, warning system sucks, the Invision forum system is too complicated, I miss the old forum colors and pictures, I don't know where the War Room is (or if it even still exists, for that matter), I'm too lazy to update my links, and I'm Not A Monkey. That's why I hate the new boards. Except for the last one. I don't know how it got in there; maybe my cat put it in. Or the ch*mp. Anyway, I think we would have done better with an update of the old UBB, the installation of a poll system, and a few new smilies (similar to the old ones), rather than a forum replacement.
5) Ambrosia hasn't put out any good games for a while. No, I didn't like Aki, and (sorry andrew) I think the EVN board game is a piece of crap, partly because of the "expansion packs." Three upcoming games (Redline, Siege, and Rockfall) looking very promising, but WHERE IN HELL ARE THEY?! When they do eventually come out, I'll probably be back.
6) These boards aren't interesting anymore. BnB quality has declined quite a bit, JC doesn't have the same interesting and controversial topics (the only ones that fall under that category are ones I started myself), ATT isn't as insane or funny, and all the new #ev3 quotes are lame. Since I don't command the power or respect to rectify this situation myself, I'm going to go poof.
Oh, and Ding-Dong, Arafat is dead. Thank God.

So, that's why I'm leaving. Yes I'll be back; no it won't be soon. I would say "see you in hell" but that probably wouldn't be very nice. So have a nice day, good luck dominating the universe, and Vote Republican 2008.
Goodbye.
=LifeKnight
**puts on his magic ring and vanishes**