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Some people are genuinely insane/unstable. How these people manage to get jobs in mainstream society I don't know.
Example: The guy who teaches English Honors for me/GD. (Name omitted for shmeason reasons). Most of the time he seems like a nice guy...
...until his alternate personality kicks in.
Random things he has done:
"VOMIT THIS OUT YOUR EYE, KID!" (Growled while stabbing a pencil into the air)
"Another dead student...but where will I put them all?" (Extensive giggling to self) (Spoken after wrapping his hands around GD's neck)
"Inside all of us there's a little angel trying to get out, and mine is asking me why I chopped off his wings..." (extensive giggling to self at thought of chopping off angel wings)
Just thought I'd let you all know that if I suddenly disappear, Mr. (name removed) stabbed me.
Scary People Things my/GD's English teacher has said
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Posted 10 September 2004 - 05:11 PM
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Posted 10 September 2004 - 05:33 PM
Bring him an apple. Say you got the idea from Snow White. Walk away without further comment.
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Posted 10 September 2004 - 05:37 PM
Hes a serious nutjob, hes one of those people you aviod on the streets. Hes very unstable.
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
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Posted 11 September 2004 - 05:42 AM
the hands around the neck thing is enough to get a teacher fired. Have GD talk to administration, and get two witnesses and youre gold. A teacher should NEVER touch a student in any manner unless welcomed by said student. And even then it may be inappropriate.
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Posted 11 September 2004 - 02:11 PM
Sundered Angel, on Sep 10 2004, 10:13 PM, said:
Kill him before he kills you.
I think Tripps suggests a viable plan.
Tempting a sleeping giant with a pin isn't the same as hurling a whale at an irritated giant. -Avatara
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Posted 11 September 2004 - 02:43 PM
Azeroth, on Sep 11 2004, 03:11 PM, said:
I think Tripps suggests a viable plan.
put glue in his chair
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Posted 11 September 2004 - 05:08 PM
Putting glue in his chair will only anger him. And you wouldn't like him when hes angry.
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
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Posted 11 September 2004 - 05:26 PM
How much do you know about his personal life? Sometimes what's going in one's life may be a key to understanding why they are acting strange. In the meantime, put a snake in his desk. :evil:
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Posted 11 September 2004 - 08:31 PM
...and perilous...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
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Posted 11 September 2004 - 10:03 PM
The Journalist, on Sep 11 2004, 07:48 PM, said:
....and from another planet.
I'll bet you anything that this particular teacher is from Uranus.
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Posted 11 September 2004 - 10:22 PM
LifeKnight, on Sep 11 2004, 08:03 PM, said:
I'll bet you anything that this particular teacher is from Uranus.
Just to be an overly critical ass, I'll point out that Uranus is a gas planet, so you can't be from it. Also, it's not pronounced Yer-Anus as people are prone to pronounce it. It's Yoor-Ah-Nuhs.
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Posted 11 September 2004 - 10:31 PM
the advent of AOL speak has made Uranus even more funny. Now not only does the mispronunciation seem like your anus, but uranus is exactly how AOL speakers would say "ur anus". 
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Posted 11 September 2004 - 11:25 PM
nemo, on Sep 11 2004, 09:22 PM, said:
Just to be an overly critical ass, I'll point out that Uranus is a gas planet, so you can't be from it. Also, it's not pronounced Yer-Anus as people are prone to pronounce it. It's Yoor-Ah-Nuhs.
Wrongo. It was originally pronounced like your-anus, but public schools teachers changed it in the 50s-60s because of, well, kids and jokes. Yeah, kids and jokes. So anyway, you're wrong.
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Posted 11 September 2004 - 11:44 PM
So how am I wrong? You just confirmed that what I said is the proper pronunciation.
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Posted 12 September 2004 - 01:06 AM
Azeroth, on Sep 10 2004, 04:11 PM, said:
"VOMIT THIS OUT YOUR EYE, KID!" (Growled while stabbing a pencil into the air)
"We're not crying, we're vomiting out of our eyes!"
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 12 September 2004 - 03:01 PM
Avatara, on Sep 12 2004, 01:06 AM, said:
"We're not crying, we're vomiting out of our eyes!"
I've found my new way to say I'm crying; that is just too awesome
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Desert Fox, on Sep 11 2004, 10:42 AM, said:
the hands around the neck thing is enough to get a teacher fired. Have GD talk to administration, and get two witnesses and youre gold. A teacher should NEVER touch a student in any manner unless welcomed by said student. And even then it may be inappropriate.
If he actually caused harm, we would probably do that. As it is, he's one of those harmless crazy people. No reason to be overly mean to him.
New today: "My arm is a triangle!!!" (Him babbling to himself briefly at front of class).
"You know, I stole aaaaaaall the fruit!!!!!!!!!" (Him to me as I passed him on the way to lunch).
Tempting a sleeping giant with a pin isn't the same as hurling a whale at an irritated giant. -Avatara
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Posted 13 September 2004 - 08:01 PM
Hes funny, he wanted to through a fan out the window. Whoa this computer is too fast to be healthy.
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
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Posted 14 September 2004 - 12:03 PM
Well, looking at the original transliterations of the Greek form, it's written Ouranos, which means that it's pronounced ooh-ran-os. However, we've got a living language and that's a dead one, so I'm happy to have anyone say either.
nemo, on Sep 12 2004, 12:44 AM, said:
So how am I wrong? You just confirmed that what I said is the proper pronunciation.
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Posted 15 September 2004 - 10:34 PM
Hes very scary.
Not something that normally happens in your English class.
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Me: So all proffesions have whores, so there are English Proffesor whores?
Him: Why yes, starts unbuttoning shirt, and licking self.
Him: Why yes, starts unbuttoning shirt, and licking self.
Not something that normally happens in your English class.
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
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