Posted 09 September 2004 - 11:39 PM
You have to sacrifice seventeen virgin lambs to the Avatar God at the Alter of Stonehenge on the first Tuesday of the month if its raining in Scotland at 7:16pm while snowing in Wellington, New Zealand. Then, you must defeat the giant Ogre King in Thailand while blindfolded and standing on one foot on a rope hanging perilously over a river of molten lava as fifteen forest imps poke you with hot iron rods in the back, with the final blow to the ogre being dealt at the exact moment lightning strikes a building in New York City.
Only then have you proved yourself worthy of uploading custom avatars.
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel