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Has anyone ever blown their nose so hard that they had to clean off their forehead, chin, and shirt? I've done it three times today so far.
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Posted 25 August 2004 - 06:33 PM
That's pretty gross, man.
That said, I rarely blow my nose because it does more harm than good.
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Posted 25 August 2004 - 06:34 PM
Here's a better question: everyone blows their nose, has anyone tried sucking their nose?
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Posted 25 August 2004 - 06:42 PM
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That's pretty gross, man.
That's pretty gross, man.
I have an excuse. I've been as sick as f*** since 2:32 Sunday morning.
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That said, I rarely blow my nose because it does more harm than good.
I normally just suck it up and spit it out, but that's not a good thing to do when you're sick.
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Posted 25 August 2004 - 06:52 PM
Um. I was about to go eat, but i don't know if I can anymore.
And, um, not quite, but close.
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Posted 25 August 2004 - 07:34 PM
Wow, thats something special all right. I prefer not to blow my nose all over my body when I can help it.
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Posted 25 August 2004 - 09:53 PM
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Has anyone ever blown their nose so hard that they had to clean off their forehead, chin, and shirt? I've done it three times today so far.
Has anyone ever blown their nose so hard that they had to clean off their forehead, chin, and shirt? I've done it three times today so far.
I did worse than that. I blew my nose, and red, sticky, smelly stuff came out and splattered my shirt, my bed, and my wall. Never saw it coming. I think God was playing a practical joke there.
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Posted 25 August 2004 - 10:04 PM
He was giving you a subtle hint.
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Posted 25 August 2004 - 10:44 PM
And why, Dragoon, exactly did you think we needed to know about this?
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Posted 25 August 2004 - 11:24 PM
I blow my nose entirely too much due to my having the world famous Allergies of Doom. Even so, I never have completely covered myself with mucous.
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Posted 26 August 2004 - 01:06 AM
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Here's a better question: everyone blows their nose, has anyone tried sucking their nose?
Here's a better question: everyone blows their nose, has anyone tried sucking their nose?
Assuming that you're referring to sucking your nose in the same way that one usually refers to blowing your nose, I think the act of sniffing is, in fact, sucking one's nose.
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Posted 26 August 2004 - 01:26 AM
Don't they make mini-vaccuum cleaners so you don't have to sniff?
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Posted 26 August 2004 - 03:58 AM
I was think more along the lines of Topper-Harley-kissing-Ramada-Hayman-like-he's-never-kissed-her-before kind of sucking one's nose. You know, the kiss at the end of [url="http://"http://www.prisma-online.de/image/25/mmnet_6789c18f0025.jpeg"]this scene[/url] in Hot Shots Part Deux.
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Posted 26 August 2004 - 02:36 PM
You people disgust me....
That having said, Allergies suck
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Posted 26 August 2004 - 03:35 PM
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That having said, Allergies suck
That having said, Allergies suck
Something I wholeheartedly agree with.
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Posted 26 August 2004 - 11:36 PM
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Don't they make mini-vaccuum cleaners so you don't have to sniff?
Don't they make mini-vaccuum cleaners so you don't have to sniff?
The prospect of a used example of such an item coming up for bid on eBay has just made me shudder.
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Posted 29 August 2004 - 03:22 AM
Wow, I should get some sleep.
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Posted 29 August 2004 - 11:37 PM
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Wow, I should get some sleep.
Wow, I should get some sleep.
Absolutely, but before you do, what is the pillow situation like up in Casa de Av? I'm very happy with the two pillows that I have presently and wonder how everyone else is doing on that front.
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Posted 29 August 2004 - 11:48 PM
One pillow for my head, one to hug. I haven't been able to sleep without hugging something since last May.
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One pillow for my head, one to hug. I haven't been able to sleep without hugging something since last May.
One pillow for my head, one to hug. I haven't been able to sleep without hugging something since last May.
Old habits die hard?
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Posted 30 August 2004 - 01:22 AM
Meh, I'm kinda the same way. I can't really fall asleep unless I'm on my stomach hugging my pillow. Speaking of which....
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Posted 30 August 2004 - 11:07 AM
tri-pillow system. w00t.
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Posted 30 August 2004 - 05:57 PM
I have a pillow that's too large for its case.
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