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I am saddened to announce the takeover of the Divals Imperium by a large piece of swiss cheese. The cheese has announced its intentions to devote the Imperium's resources to designing a working bread gun for its forces on Saturn.
That is all.
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 01:23 PM
Terribley sorry chap, but I guess that's life.
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Pissing off the whole planet. One person at a time.
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If you sell me your soul, I'll use it to ressurect Atilla the Hun.
Souls collected: 11
Pissing off the whole planet. One person at a time.
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If you sell me your soul, I'll use it to ressurect Atilla the Hun.
Souls collected: 11
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If you sell me your soul, I'll use it to ressurect Atilla the Hun.
Souls collected: 11
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 02:35 PM
Better conquered by cheese than by hamsters
But i thought you were the conquerOR not the conquerEE.
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 02:43 PM
I hate cheese. Good thing I was too lazy to join.
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 04:20 PM
I'm taking over this thread. It is now about me.
Discuss.
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 05:18 PM
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 07:18 PM
Peanut butter cookies, to be precise.
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 07:24 PM
No, M&M cookies.
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 08:37 PM
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No, M&M cookies.
No, M&M cookies.
I hate those things
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 11:23 PM
I prefer CC-Drops (or whatever they're called now, Keebler Tropical Coconut Chips Deluxe I think) or just about anything made by Pepperidge Farm, myself.
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 11:32 PM
Coconut is repulsive.
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 07:36 AM
An update on the situation: Due to a large amount of heat in the area, the swiss cheese has melted and died. The Imperium is now safely back in my hands.
Divals
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 07:39 AM
Good luck with the clean-up.
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 11:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Divals the Conqueror:
An update on the situation: Due to a large amount of heat in the area, the swiss cheese has melted and died. The Imperium is now safely back in my hands.
Divals
An update on the situation: Due to a large amount of heat in the area, the swiss cheese has melted and died. The Imperium is now safely back in my hands.
Divals
What will happen to the bread gun? Can I buy it (it will be set up for security purposes at the Republican National Convention)?
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 12:08 PM
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Originally posted by Divals the Conqueror:
The Imperium is now safely back in my hands.
Divals
The Imperium is now safely back in my hands.
Divals
Is it possible to join without putting it in my signature?
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 12:12 PM
Yes, but don't. You'll regret it later in life.
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 12:37 PM
LK - no, the bread gun has been dismantled and its parts scattered to the four winds.
Trah - no. If you're going to join it has to be in your sig.
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Trah - no. If you're going to join it has to be in your sig.
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 12:41 PM
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 01:45 PM
Is this really an IMporium? I think it seems like more of an EMporium.
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 09:20 AM
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Is this really an IMporium? I think it seems like more of an EMporium.
Is this really an IMporium? I think it seems like more of an EMporium.
Actually, it is neither... it is an ImpErium
Why does it seem like an emporium?
"The Divals Emporium: Buy cheap crap from around the galaxy!"
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 11:32 AM
I hear being in an imperium causes cancer.
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It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning.
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It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning.
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 02:24 PM
When I was in band we played a song called Imperium. It was awesome. I wish I still had the sheet music. If only I had stolen that one too. Along with the Star Wars/Indiana Jones Theme and the Simpsons Theme song. I'M SUCH A FOOL!!
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[This message has been edited by vecoriwen (edited 07-29-2004).]
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If a Mime dies in the streets of Paris, and there is only a goat to see it...Does any give a crap?
[This message has been edited by vecoriwen (edited 07-29-2004).]
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Posted 02 August 2004 - 02:42 PM
We did one that had Hook/Star Wars/Indiana Jones/ET/Harry Potter. It sucked. That's because our band director's a dumbass.
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As if I weren't already enough of an idiot, let's add 200 people that are smarter than me.
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Posted 04 August 2004 - 02:53 PM
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"The Divals Emporium: Buy cheap crap from around the galaxy!"
"The Divals Emporium: Buy cheap crap from around the galaxy!"
yeah....do that. Then you'll have both!
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stolen
stolen
*calls the police*
.....
*calls the national guard*
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