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If a comet hit Las Vegas, what would happen in your neighborhood?

#26 FlamingGodSmiley

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 07:55 PM

Only you can prevent AzzyArt! *puts on smokey hat*

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 11:53 PM

*Steals smokey hat and places it on large bear*

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 11:56 PM

*Lights bear on fire, causing lots of smoke to erupt from the burning hair*

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#29 lobf

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Posted 09 July 2004 - 04:41 AM

*bear falls into the woods, and burns down South America*

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Posted 09 July 2004 - 06:17 AM

You bastard! The World needs coffee, Chocolate and beef!

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Posted 09 July 2004 - 11:24 AM

Don't forget the cocaine. Posted Image

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Posted 09 July 2004 - 01:46 PM

Only you, Av Posted Image

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Posted 10 July 2004 - 03:44 PM

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You bastard! The World needs coffee, Chocolate and beef!

I thought you were a vegetarian.

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Posted 10 July 2004 - 10:42 PM

E xcuse me!!! Pesco-Vegetarian!!

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Posted 10 July 2004 - 11:47 PM

Why not just say that you like to eat fish and salads? Eating habits are one thing that should not be characterized and they certainly shouldn't spur entire social movements or organizations. I mean, with all the things that are wrong in the world today, some people insist on making a big deal about their being full vegans. Why?

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Posted 11 July 2004 - 08:21 PM

Maybe we should send them all to Vegas to await the Iridium shotgun slug of the cosmos...

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#37 Pufer

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Posted 11 July 2004 - 11:13 PM

Nah. Filling Vegas up with veggie freaks would only force the closing of the final all-meat buffets remaining in the US, thus prematurely destroying the last mecca of meat west of Tulsa. We may, however, consider filling in the crater where Las Vegas used to be with the herbivore crowd after it hits. I think they'd like that. Posted Image

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Posted 12 July 2004 - 03:26 AM

I never make a big deal out of it. Its other people who do. I don't go around saying that I don't eat meat, nor rubbing it in peoples faces. I only tell someone if it happens to come up or they offer me some meat. I usually simply say something like "No thanks, I don't eat meat," which spurs them off into making a bigger deal out of it than it is. I don't have a problem with you eating meat. Why do you have a problem with me [i[not[/i] eating it?

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Posted 12 July 2004 - 03:43 AM

I have this friend who is a total bull****ter. He is a compulsive lyar, and he told my family that he was a vegeterian, and that he never ate meat. The only problem was that every time we offered him meat, he accepted. He just didn't eat everything. Except once when we went to McDonalds, and he ate all of his Chicken McNuggets. When asked why, he told us "Well, because these aren't real meat".

Aren't real meat?

He then told us that he did a school report on the subject, and that it was all true. When asked to name sources, he couldn't do so, and to this day still eats McNuggets with no trouble.

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Posted 12 July 2004 - 04:39 AM

He was probably just really picky and didn't want to. Either that or he just ate chicken. Some poeple to that and call themselves vegetarians.

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Posted 12 July 2004 - 09:19 AM

But he wouldn't eat chicken normally. Just McNuggets.

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#42 Avatara

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Posted 12 July 2004 - 08:26 PM

Doesn't McDonalds make a big advertising thing over how their McNuggets are made with real white meat?

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Posted 12 July 2004 - 09:48 PM

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I have this friend who is a total bull****ter. He is a compulsive lyar, and he told my family that he was a vegeterian, and that he never ate meat. The only problem was that every time we offered him meat, he accepted. He just didn't eat everything. Except once when we went to McDonalds, and he ate all of his Chicken McNuggets. When asked why, he told us "Well, because these aren't real meat".

Aren't real meat?

He then told us that he did a school report on the subject, and that it was all true. When asked to name sources, he couldn't do so, and to this day still eats McNuggets with no trouble.

Reminds me of when I was with one of my vegetarian friends in high school. She was having a McDonalds shake, and on top of that, telling me how much she had always enjoyed them and got them as often as she could. I went ahead and told her the truth, that shakes were made from chicken fat. She looked mightily disappointed, and never touched a shake from MacDonalds again.

On the plus side, I got a free shake out of the deal.

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Posted 12 July 2004 - 09:58 PM

HOLY SH*T!!!!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WTF?!?!?!

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Posted 12 July 2004 - 10:40 PM

You want vec's shake too? Posted Image

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Posted 12 July 2004 - 11:22 PM

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I don't have a problem with you eating meat. Why do you have a problem with me not eating it?

I don't have a problem with you not eating meat, I just have a problem with all the labels that we insist on putting upon everthing in this country. I mean, look at the all white-meat McNugget. Of course it's white meat, all the meat from a chicken is white meat, the only thing that they did was screw with the processing process in order to make the meat look lighter in color. And yet they decided to put a brand new useless label on the same old crap and proceed to talk their new label up. That is just dumb.

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Posted 13 July 2004 - 08:02 PM

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Real white meat?

The other other other other white meat.

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Posted 13 July 2004 - 10:14 PM

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You want vec's shake too?

I'll take it if he doesn't Posted Image

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Posted 13 July 2004 - 11:57 PM

I used the most dense comet possible at the speed of light, being 25,000 miles in diameter, 1 kilometer away, at an angle of 90 degrees into crystalline rock.

I just got a blank screen. I think that's enough said.

Oh, and chicken McNuggets are good.

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