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A religious moment

#51 User is offline   Pufer 

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Posted 29 June 2004 - 11:41 PM

I already have the office supply store on standby and my new running shoes laced up. Everything's a "go" on my end.

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Posted 30 June 2004 - 06:41 AM

Nononon....music has to play...then I go for my gun, Vec goes for her gun. I obviously shot first, but I realized that I had only one bullet. I've been trying to reload for the last two days, but alas...

I'm surprised Vec hasn't fired back. I've been struggling to figure out how to open this chamber for about 48 hours, now...

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Posted 30 June 2004 - 11:27 PM

*Shoots LOBF in the back, at which point I leave him in the blistering cold of the Reno, Nevada desert.

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Posted 30 June 2004 - 11:46 PM

I'm sorry honey-bunch, but I can't let you do that. *fast-draws Ruger Vaquero from hip holster and draws the hammer back* You can't just shoot a man in the back like that. *fires* No hard feelings now. Posted Image

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Posted 01 July 2004 - 01:23 AM

Can I shoot him? Stomach better?

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Posted 01 July 2004 - 08:12 AM

*Trah enters with his mutant radioactive camel; a spitting camel*

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Posted 01 July 2004 - 08:36 AM

Not the spitting camel!

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Posted 01 July 2004 - 12:21 PM

This is gonna be good, I can tell.

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Posted 01 July 2004 - 01:30 PM

This is going to food, i can tell.


:wanders off and eats laundry detergent: don't ask.

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Posted 01 July 2004 - 11:42 PM

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This is going to food, i can tell.



Indeed it is as I have an excellent recipe for roast stuffed spitting camel. Posted Image

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Posted 01 July 2004 - 11:50 PM

Does it involve baked apples? If not, will you be so kind as to cook us a nice, warm pie?

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Posted 02 July 2004 - 12:57 PM

I seem to have forgotten the word "be"

I prefer non-cooked apples.

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Posted 02 July 2004 - 01:27 PM

I'll make you a killer pie..I have this really awesome apple peeler too!

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Posted 02 July 2004 - 09:58 PM

I love apple peelers! Its a great way to get revenge!

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Posted 02 July 2004 - 10:08 PM

It's cool, you place the apple on this stand..and then you crank this handle and it spins and peels off the skin! It is SO COOL!

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Posted 02 July 2004 - 11:21 PM

I think the William Tell method is more torturous.

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Posted 02 July 2004 - 11:33 PM

Apple peelers waste valuable apple, it's beter to just take the extra time and use a sharp knife.

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Posted 03 July 2004 - 12:20 AM

Where's the fun in that? No crank! No fun! I sound like a freakin' infomertial

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Posted 03 July 2004 - 03:07 PM

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It's cool, you place the apple on this stand..and then you crank this handle and it spins and peels off the skin!  It is SO COOL!



i have that thing too....we've used it like 3 times.

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Posted 03 July 2004 - 11:56 PM

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Where's the fun in that?  No crank!  No fun!


I suppose that you might cut off your hand or something using my method, the blood loss might make it pretty fun for a couple minutes or so. Posted Image

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Posted 05 July 2004 - 09:59 PM

Cool! Hey J! Can I have yours?

Pufer: I'd love that, but there are only so many times you can pull an Umbridge.

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