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Betting should always involve cow pies.

#1 User is offline   Trah 

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 08:06 AM

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NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- That smell coming from Jefferson County High School's football stadium this fall? Let's just say it may not be the hot dogs. Those cheers from the crowd? Not for the team. In fact, the players won't even be on the field. They'll be on the sideline, rooting. For what? One lonely cow wandering a 100-yard field in search of a place to heed nature's call.


Where the bovine ultimately decides to do her business will mean big bucks for the lucky person who bet on that portion of the field.


It's all part of a local charity's Oct. 16 "Cow Drop Raffle" to raise money for equipment to stock the football team's weightlifting room.


The Dandridge event is one of many planned by charities across the state now that the General Assembly has permitted gambling fund-raisers by certain nonprofit organizations.


Seventy-one charities received the OK from the state Senate last week to host events. They likely will be approved next week by the House.


Charities have jumped with enthusiasm -- and creativity -- on the new way to raise cash, with events ranging from the staid to the quirky to the outright smelly.


Among them, a golf ball drop from a helicopter, about a half-dozen duck races down various Tennessee waterways, and a "Celebrity Waiter Dinner" in Lafayette.


Jefferson County High School athletic director Craig Kisabeth proposed the "Cow Drop Raffle" after seeing similar successful events in other states.


"It's a novelty," the former football coach said. "Some smaller towns shut down entirely during that time."


Participants pay $20 to buy a square on the football field, which organizers will mark off with string. The top prize, though not finalized yet, will be in the "thousands of dollars," Kisabeth said.


As for finding the right cow, Kisabeth says they will "probably do research to find out which is the most regular."


"That way we won't have to worry about waiting too long," he said.


But what happens if she poops on a line between two squares? Kisabeth assures there will be "certain rules to cover as many scenarios as we can think of, but I'm not in charge of weighing the amount on this side or that!"


And -- not to worry, animal lovers -- the cow won't be fed anything extra to speed up the process.


"We'll just wait for the cow to do what cows do naturally," said Frank Clamon, another of the event's organizers.


The "Cow Drop" won't be the only East Tennessee fund-raiser that day featuring falling objects. Some 30 miles west, the Sertoma Center in Knoxville plans a drop of its own -- this one involving golf balls.


For a set fee, participants will add their name to a golf ball which will be dumped from a hovering helicopter onto the driving range of Fairways & Greens Golf Center. The participant whose ball hits or comes closest to a target -- be that a hole or some other point -- will win a luxury car.


While it sounds a bit dangerous, Sertoma executive director Becky Duncan Massey says the event will be quite safe since observers will be stationed far enough away to avoid being pinged on the head.


"(The helicopter's) not going to be real super-high, but I imagine it would be the height of four-story building," Massey said. "We're going to have it roped off ... because they say they'll bounce some."


Farther north in Gatlinburg, the United Way of Sevier County plans a charity river race similar to one in Knoxville involving rubber ducks, but with a twist -- or perhaps bite.


Sharks will replace ducks in a race to the finish along the Pigeon River, which meanders through the heart of Gatlinburg, one of Tennessee's most popular tourist destinations. The rubber shark that swims the fastest will win a to-be-determined prize -- likely a car of some sort -- for the person who paid $5 to adopt it, said Lisa Butler Tarwater, the group's executive director.


"We're trying to market it not only to our community but to tourists," Tarwater said. "We're hoping for a big marketing blitz."


That is one awesome fundraiser Posted Image I would hate to be the cow though. How would you like it to have a crowd of people watching you deposit your waste?

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 09:30 AM

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That is one awesome fundraiser   Posted Image I would hate to be the cow though. How would you like it to have a crowd of people watching you deposit your waste?



Doesn't usually bother them, I don't think.

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 04:45 PM

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Among them...a "Celebrity Waiter Dinner" in Lafayette.


Hot damn, ma! They's-a holding a big hoe-down up in Lafayette where we can go meet and get served by them big ol' stars. I hear they done got that perdy little weather girl from the six o'clock news and that Clem Schottlepuck who played that ol' "Bar Patron #3" in The Drew Carey Show a couple'a years ago. C'mon, put on yer' good pair of overalls and get the dog, I'll load up the shotgun rack and we'll hit the road. Whoo-eee, we'll have a big ol' sack of fun.

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 07:52 AM

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Hot damn, ma! They's-a holding a big hoe-down up in Lafayette where we can go meet and get served by them big ol' stars. I hear they done got that perdy little weather girl from the six o'clock news and that Clem Schottlepuck who played that ol' "Bar Patron #3" in The Drew Carey Show a couple'a years ago. C'mon, put on yer' good pair of overalls and get the dog, I'll load up the shotgun rack and we'll hit the road. Whoo-eee, we'll have a big ol' sack of fun.

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Posted 06 June 2004 - 01:03 AM

*slips LOBF a 20*

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Posted 06 June 2004 - 05:43 AM

Would you allow me to ask why?


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Posted 06 June 2004 - 10:47 AM

Think about all the topics shes been creating, and your previous post.

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Posted 06 June 2004 - 03:00 PM

Okay. Now what?

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Posted 06 June 2004 - 03:15 PM

Well...you can think about it, but since you didn't get it the first time..you think about it any way you want alright?

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Posted 06 June 2004 - 03:42 PM

Sense is fun!

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Posted 06 June 2004 - 06:06 PM

She wants a "speical black market karma point' you dolt!

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Posted 06 June 2004 - 09:53 PM

Oh, I thought she wanted a platypus. Now what am I supposed to do with this thing?

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Posted 06 June 2004 - 11:58 PM

I'll take it. I've been meaning to ship another one off to the platypus conservatory park for quite some time now (they give you free t-shirts for donations).

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 12:29 AM

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Oh, I thought she wanted a platypus.  Now what am I supposed to do with this thing?



For the love of pie give it to me!!! I have been in Australia for 5 months and haven't been able to see one!

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 12:47 AM

That all depends on the kind of pie, my friend.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 05:43 AM

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For the love of pie give it to me!!! I have been in Australia for 5 months and haven't been able to see one!



You could try the zoo.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 07:27 AM

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That all depends on the kind of pie, my friend.


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You could try the zoo.



pffft, the zoo is cheating. I have seen all those crazy Australian animals in the zoo, but I want to see them in the wild.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 06:56 PM

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And yet another completely innocent creature is tormented by the Treatment....

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 07:15 PM

His bill-thingie looks metallic, as if he was a half-cyborg platypus.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 08:37 PM

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His bill-thingie looks metallic, as if he was a half-cyborg platypus.



You didn't know? We really must get a better memo system around here...

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 09:04 PM

It'll be a sad day in hell before I buy more sticky notes.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 09:43 PM

And it'll be a cold day in hell before I stop eating Avatara's and µ's inbox contents, so getting a better memo system will be hard.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 10:12 PM

If I stop suscribing to pyromaniac material, that cold day may be closer than you think.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 11:36 PM

There's always pyro to keep us warm and flaming.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 11:39 PM

Well, if you wanted that, just phone the clan.

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