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#1 User is offline   -esw-dragoon_77 

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 05:08 AM

I just discovered a few hours ago that, in addition to being slightly masochistic physically, I am also fairly masochistic emotionally. I didn't even realize that emotional masochism existed until then, even though I've had it for months.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 05:44 AM

I would probably care something for this if I knew what the **** you were talking about.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 05:50 AM

Ah, excellent. In just one post, you've found your emotionally sadistic counterpart. That's the ATT service!

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 07:20 AM

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I would probably care something for this if I knew what the **** you were talking about.



[url="http://"http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=masochistic&r=67"]I give this link a PG-14[/url]

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 08:15 AM

Well, in that case, let me put on a pair of high-heels and stand on your tounge.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 01:59 PM

I'll put on a pair of ice skates and stand on your junk.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 02:47 PM

That description is close, but I don't do it for sexual gratification. I just think it feels good. I only like being scratched and bitten, too, which is why I describe myself as only slightly masochistic.

EDIT: This is pretty much the extent of what I enjoy.

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[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/dragoon/pics/scratch2.JPG"]Scratch from the same broken thumbnail.[/url]

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 02:49 PM

eew...

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 06:36 PM

That's Nice™

And welcome back.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 07:31 PM

Ummmmm..... May I suggest paying a visit to a Phycologist?

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 07:44 PM

Go out and get yourself one of those round things that scores wallpaper with small circular-patterned perforations and have someone roll it around your back for a while. That'll get the ol' adrenaline going without causing any permanant damage. Posted Image

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 08:22 PM

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Ummmmm..... May I suggest paying a visit to a Phycologist?



You may, but it's not necessary. All I do is scratch myself, and never terribly hard. I know my limits. The scratches will go away within a week without leaving scars.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 09:45 PM

Well, sounds like your preferences and my leather/metal toy collection will complement each other perfectly. Lets get together sometime.

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 10:12 PM

Don't forget the cow suit!

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 11:35 PM

[url="http://"http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cow.php"]Farmer Brown is a creep [/url]

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Posted 08 June 2004 - 12:22 AM

...That was massivly disturbing.

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Posted 08 June 2004 - 08:23 PM

I suppose I could be considered slightly that way too. I have an oral fixation, and am always chewing on something. Right now it's a drinking straw. I like the pain in my gums, it feels good (not sexually).

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Posted 09 June 2004 - 01:19 AM

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Farmer Brown is a creep



/me starts petition to get that link removed...grrr...

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Posted 09 June 2004 - 03:09 AM

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/me starts petition to get that link removed...grrr...



/me doesn't sign

It isn't that bad... If anything I would have the a "PG-13" warning.

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Posted 09 June 2004 - 09:26 AM

Living in Europe made me realize exactly how conservative American media really is. I can guarantee you that nobody here would have a problem with their kids seeing thatthing here. Naked women are published on the covers on magazines advertised in store windows that sell the kid's type candy (real bright colored gross stuff), nobody cares. It just means that "Janet Jackson's tit" doesn't get as many Yahoo searches as "September 11th attacks".

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Posted 09 June 2004 - 10:22 AM

Actually LOBF Janet Jacksons Tit movies reached 5 million searches the first day.

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Posted 09 June 2004 - 12:17 PM

That's the point. It got as much covergae as 9/11. IT'S A BOOB.

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Posted 09 June 2004 - 02:10 PM

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/me starts petition to get that link removed...grrr...



LifeKnight is just unhappy cause he liked it and is secretly emailing GD for more work by the same author p):

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Posted 09 June 2004 - 02:20 PM

What's that strange smilie?

I thought the movie was hilarious, acually...and kinda arousing *blushes*

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Posted 09 June 2004 - 02:49 PM

Mmm, biting... er, wait, what?

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