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#1 User is offline   lobf 

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 10:09 AM

I was at lunch today, and I was singing [url="http://"http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com"]that badger song[/url], and all of a sudden I thought:

What if the ocean was made of bananas instead of water? Waves would look really cool.


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Posted 21 May 2004 - 12:22 PM

Then we would all be rich bastards. And fat.

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 03:25 PM

Swimming wouldn't be a popular sport. And, we'd have more Cuban refugees escaping to Florida.

Besides, boats wouldn't work to well, we'd need to build a road over the bananas to connect continents.

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 04:02 PM

nah, we could just walk on the bananas. But sea life would be...odd...

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 04:22 PM

Surfing would be interesting.

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 06:57 PM

The smell.

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 07:24 PM

My gribble is bigger than your gribble.

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 10:08 PM

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My gribble is bigger than your gribble.



Good for you.

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 11:10 PM

I suspect that there wouldn't be much left of you if you were to go under. Being pelted with thousands of pounds of bananas doesn't sound like all that nice a way to die.

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 11:42 PM

Then again, it seems hard to drown in a sea of bananas. Think of drowning in the balls at the McDonald Playplaces, except with materials that are harder to sink under. Sure, you might smush a banana or two due to your weight and ruin your clothes, and it would be a pain to walk over, but you wouldn't easily "go under" a sea of bananas. Unless someone pushed you under and buried you.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 12:59 AM

Imagine a banana wave.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 03:52 AM

The fish would all die, then start stinking.


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Posted 22 May 2004 - 08:45 AM

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Then again, it seems hard to drown in a sea of bananas.  Think of drowning in the balls at the McDonald Playplaces, except with materials that are harder to sink under.  Sure, you might smush a banana or two due to your weight and ruin your clothes, and it would be a pain to walk over, but you wouldn't easily "go under" a sea of bananas.  Unless someone pushed you under and buried you.



In a few days the bananas would rot enough that the ocean would be a pile of mush similar in consistency to applesauce. It would be very uncool to slowly sink down into a 1 mile deep pile of stinking banana.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 09:34 AM

What if the bananas were a special breed that didn't rot?

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 10:51 AM

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What if the bananas were a special breed that didn't rot?



Plastic?

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 11:03 AM

http://www.cpinterne...hti/stoopid.bmp

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You know what I like? Escalators. They need to make more products like escalators. See, they can't break. They can merely become stairs. So you walk into the store and see: "Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convince".

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 11:24 AM

Nono, this topic is just slightly below average. The stupidest topic ever is much further down the list.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 12:28 PM

Thisa topic isn'ta bada. Don't be so negativea!

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 01:56 PM

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Thisa topic isn'ta bada. Don't be so negativea!

*eats glahti*



Good thing I didn't shower this morning... And hey, I like my sign, took me like a minute to make and ftp that puppy! As for this topic, to quote a coworker "That's a part of my life I want back".

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 02:34 PM

What the heck are you babbling on about?

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 02:35 PM

I'm with glahti on this one.

Although I think we'd be in rough shape, as there wouldn't be enough water left to support life. It would be bad. Very bad.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 02:39 PM

We might as well get rid of that water. We can't drink it, and the fish will adapt to bananas.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 02:53 PM

There would be global warming, the atmosphere would go straight to hell, and we'd all get cancer and die.

On the plus side, it would put an end to world hunger for a couple weeks...

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 03:09 PM

We'd just all die of thirst, I guess.

I guess I've found out what happens when #ev3 is down...

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 05:58 PM

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I guess I've found out what happens when #ev3 is down...



Yes! My plot has finally come to frutition!

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