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A Statefarm Dealer In Your Neighborhood

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 05:55 PM

I have a challenge for you all, one that my dad and I would greatly appreciate if you could answer, because we have been debating this for some time. What are the complete lyrics to the Statefarm Insurance ad song on the radio?

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 05:57 PM

Like a good neighbor State Farm is there.

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 08:43 PM

All I can remember is:

"We live where you live,
Where the people always care [Note: at least thats kinda what I remember]
Like a good neighbor
Statefarm is there!"

Also, what might help you is to know that the Jingle was written by Keith Reinhard.

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 08:54 PM

I realise what this will inevitably spark off, but -

Someone shoot me now.

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 10:09 PM

*Loads shotgun*
Would you like rubber bullets?

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 10:20 PM

Nah, shoot him with ones that have a wood casing. Posted Image

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 11:03 PM

Shoot moles at him, or some other animal with big teeth. Sharks maybe.

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 11:14 PM

While they may not have large teeth, I've always been a big fan of firing baked flounder at people at extreme rates of speed.

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 12:20 AM

I bought an XBOX. Anybody played Armed & Dangerous? There is a gun in that game that actually shoots a shark, and it cirlces around the enemy, and comes up beneath them and swallows them. Its cool.

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 01:01 AM

Off-topic in four posts.

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 06:34 AM

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Nah, shoot him with ones that have a wood casing. Posted Image



Hang on a second. How would you, of all people, have discovered my secret vampiric nature?

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 07:26 AM

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Originally posted by vecoriwen:

"We live where you live,
Like a good neighbor
Statefarm is there!"




I thought it was just that.

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 11:56 AM

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Hang on a second. How would you, of all people, have discovered my secret vampiric nature?



Avatara probably told me on you-know-what Posted Image

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by dude3:
Off-topic in four posts.



That's not surprising. What is, however, is that the off-topic trend can be traced back to SA, of all people. Posted Image

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by vecoriwen:
All I can remember is:

"We live where you live,
Where the people always care [Note: at least thats kinda what I remember]
Like a good neighbor
Statefarm is there!"

Also, what might help you is to know that the Jingle was written by Keith Reinhard.



Thank you. You have put our minds at ease. Sorry to have caused you pain, SA.

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by Sundered Angel:
Hang on a second. How would you, of all people, have discovered my secret vampiric nature?


It wasn't hard, ever since you bit LK. And you left the blood everywhere.

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 12:37 AM

Around the corner
Up your street
We're the neighbors
You should meet

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 12:50 AM

I think it's:

Rush geez boo wargle!
Riggul-ee dee
Dipukee karble
Waggl-ee whee!

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 12:30 PM

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Quote

Originally posted by Sundered Angel:
Hang on a second. How would you, of all people, have discovered my secret vampiric nature?


It wasn't hard, ever since you bit LK. And you left the blood everywhere.



SA has never bitten me, only whacked me with that...thing. I've bitten him though, under request Posted Image

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 03:27 PM

Which thing? The tentacle space aliens use during mating?

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 11:22 AM

*a stranger comes in and implements the third law of Webboard Dynamics*

In Canada, they don't have a jingle with the ad. Just some sappy people playing basketball.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 12:35 PM

Because Canadians are really just cattle for the biogenetically altered people eaters that the Unites Staes has developed for the army. Your time is up.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 03:28 PM

MOOO!

*Gage points to the White House, goes "Haha - remember THAT next time you try to mess with Canada!" *

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 05:57 PM

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MOOO!

*Gage points to the White House, goes "Haha - remember THAT next time you try to mess with Canada!" *



Coincidentally enough, my iTunes just started playing Blame Canada from South Park. Really.



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Posted 22 May 2004 - 11:44 PM

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*Gage points to the White House, goes "Haha - remember THAT next time you try to mess with Canada!" *



I think that I've already forgotten what I'm supposed to remember next time we mess with Canada, I don't think that there's any chance of the White House remembering it (especially as brick and mortar has a notoriously short memory for anything, much less information coming from Canada).

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