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#1 User is offline   Gage_Stryker 

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 03:37 PM

*BLAM*

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 03:39 PM

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darn, time to reload...

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" I envy people who have faith in a supreme being. Death usually doesn't scare them." - Vast Deathmaster
[url="http://"http://www.lttband.com"]http://www.lttband.com[/url] The band - we're coming to your town.
[url="http://"http://www.academedesign.com"]Academe Design[/url] - Your concept is now a reality.
Gage Stryker, a.k.a. the guy behind My current thing
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Posted 22 May 2004 - 03:53 PM

Can you say "hypocrite?"

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 04:13 PM

Can you say "hehe #3"?

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 05:20 PM

HOOoo boy...

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 05:51 PM

Hypocrite? What? I even DECLARED it was spam!

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[url="http://"http://www.academedesign.com"]Academe Design[/url] - Your concept is now a reality.
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Posted 22 May 2004 - 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by The Journalist:
Can you say "hypocrite?"



Usually, although sometimes I get tongue tied and say critohype instead.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 10:22 PM

Can you say "karmaslap"?

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 01:45 AM

Last I checked, y'all had your heads outta your ass's. This proves me wrong....

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 03:10 AM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
Can you say "karmaslap"?



That one I never really got the hang of.

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Originally postesd by ShinobiGatakana:
Last I checked, y'all had your heads outta your ass's. This proves me wrong....


We love you too, man.

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 03:13 AM

W....T.....F....

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 03:53 AM

BOOM

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 04:16 AM

A mutant camel suddenly pops into existence in a landscape void of anything but the sound of the spam gun (blam...........blam........blam...........blam........) and the odd....

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 04:31 AM

Those BLAMS are messing up the margins.

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 04:44 AM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Those BLAMS are messing up the margins.



ignore that and continue the story!!

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A mutant camel suddenly pops into existence in a landscape void of anything but the sound of the spam gun (blam...........blam........blam...........blam........) and the odd....


cloud of dust moving closer and closer. The camel was a sentient camel, and was slightly worried about the approaching cloud. The camel decided to...

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 05:13 AM

This is too insignificant to continue.

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