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#26 Shrout1

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Posted 29 March 2004 - 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
I'll put them on ebay later tonight.

Do you want me to polish the cruise missle a third time?

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#27 FlamingGodSmiley

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Posted 30 March 2004 - 01:24 AM

No, just launch it at somebody already.

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#28 lobf

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Posted 30 March 2004 - 03:37 PM

I read about some kiwi making a cruise missle a while back...crazy kooks.

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#29 Shrout1

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Posted 30 March 2004 - 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
I read about some kiwi making a cruise missle a while back...crazy kooks.

Wow. They don't even have opposable thumbs.

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#30 FlamingGodSmiley

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 12:38 AM

And they're only like a foot tall (I think) An animal that is so much better then us (as in can make a cruise missile with such a crappy body) is definately destined to take over.

Bow to the mighty Kiwi (could we get some Azzyart™ on this?)

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#31 lobf

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 01:02 AM

He manipulated his fur.

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#32 Avatara

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 10:10 AM

Or maybe he used genetic manipulation to turn his spawn into cruise missles.

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#33 Pufer

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 10:17 AM

That is absolutely how he did it, but he had to have tried manipulating his fur first. I know I would have.

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 11:25 AM

It's obviously the first course of action present to any fruit or vegetable making a long range ballistic weapon.

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#35 Shrout1

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
It's obviously the first course of action present to any fruit or vegetable making a long range ballistic weapon.

Birds, foo. Posted Image

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#36 Avatara

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 06:46 PM

Furry birds?

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#37 Pufer

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 10:08 PM

Since when are all New Zealanders fuzzy birds? Posted Image

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#38 Avatara

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 10:42 PM

Since your last post.

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 12:18 AM

Seeing as I'm a Kiwi myself, yes, I'm quite happy for you to bow to me. The term can mean either a one-foot tall bird with a twelve inch beak, or a native of New Zealand.

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#40 Avatara

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 12:24 AM

Do you have a cruise missle?

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 12:32 AM

Also a small fuzzy green or white fruit or the brand name of a top quality shoe polish. I also once met a girl from Hawaii who's name was Kiwi, although it was probably spelled differently (maybe Ki Wi or Ki'Wi). I said that it was off season and that I wondered whether or not she was ripe (a fruit related joke which I found rather droll, but she gave me a look and the fellow who was introducing us smiled politely as he ran her out of the room).

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#42 Shrout1

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 01:34 AM

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Also a small fuzzy green or white fruit or <NO.... MORE.... CAN'T... TAKE... IT....>

-Pufer

I say we hit Pufer with the missle.

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 02:00 AM

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Also a small fuzzy green or white fru... :snip:

*shoots self in foot with spud gun*

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#44 FlamingGodSmiley

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 04:34 AM

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I say we hit Pufer with the missle.

I second the motion. *pulls out missile key* Lets go.

Who has the other key anyway?

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 08:51 AM

I do, naturally. I mean, who else around here would you want to trust with a missile key?

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#46 Shrout1

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:56 AM

Yeah...

<we gave Azzy the big plastic Playskool key so he'd feel special>

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#47 lobf

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 12:33 PM

I lost the missle, though. And I ate the kiwi.

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#48 Shrout1

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
I lost the missle, though. And I ate the kiwi.

DARN YOU!

DARN.... YOU!!!

Blast... time for plan B...

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#49 Avatara

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 06:23 PM

Isn't that technically called a "kiwifruit" and not a "kiwi"?

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 09:51 PM

I'd lend you mine, but the NZ government confiscated it when it made international headlines.

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