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#1 User is offline   lobf 

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 09:41 AM

Sucks. At least with parents. It is boring as hell, and all you can do is sit and read. I have been doing it for the last 12 days, or something like that, and I think I am going mad. I am in Portugal right now, and I have been to several places over Spain and Morrocco. Speaking of which: Fez, in Morrocco is a zoo. There is a section of town called the medina, which has over 9000 streets and over 400,000 inhabitants, and it is only a few square kilometers. Insane. Everyone is out to get your money, and you have to haggle over everything there ("I'll sell you this gum for 10 durams!" "No way. I'll pay 1." "What are you, a Berber? I won't take anything under 7! This is fine Morroccan Trident spearmint!" etc...). And watch out for rug salesmen.... (come back and look at my rugs. Nonono...not to buy...just to look. Incidentally, I have the best prices in town. For example, look at this one.... and you are stuck in a back room for an hour haggling with the guy, not to get a rug, but just to get out of the damned door).

I kinda went off on a tangent here, because I am so unbelieveably tired, so I'll open it up to discussion now.

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 05:22 PM

The only way to get a rug is to end up heavily armed out in the middle of nowhere, meeting with rug smugglers. Only suckers pay bazaar prices for a rug and if you don't risk your life a little in the process, where's the fun it it? Posted Image

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 07:31 PM

I know how it is breh. I just got back from Idaho, and I drove. 8 hours to and fro, and all of it consisted of flat, barren high desert. Looked just like Nevada.

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Posted 15 April 2004 - 06:26 AM

Woah woah woah.....did you just type "breh"? That's...wow....

Either way: Thank you for your sympathies.

And Pufer: Who says I didn't do that as well?

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Posted 15 April 2004 - 06:46 PM

Maybe they need some incentive to get out of your face. Whenver your traveling, carry a bomb a noticeably big one. That way no one will bother you.

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Posted 15 April 2004 - 11:25 PM

If by "no one" you mean the entire US military, then that's a pretty good idea. Posted Image

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Posted 15 April 2004 - 11:35 PM

Damnit flags, that was a secant!

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Posted 16 April 2004 - 12:13 AM

No, he wandered around a lot but stayed within the general bounds of the topic. Therefore, it must be a chord, not a secant.

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Posted 16 April 2004 - 12:48 AM

Definitly not a tangent.....

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Posted 16 April 2004 - 02:54 AM

Arcsin rules all.

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Posted 16 April 2004 - 07:35 AM

You make my poor eigth-grade brain hurt.

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Posted 16 April 2004 - 09:38 AM

Where does the subject intersect with itself again? He starts off talking about traveling with his parents, goes on to definitions of words and a description of the Medina (really a bit of a tangent right there), then goes on a tangent in order to talk about the lovable salespeople in the region (a tangent off of the original line, not intersecting with the first tangent0. It may not be a real nice bunch of tangent lines, but it certainly isn't a secant or a chord as far as I'm concerned.

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Posted 16 April 2004 - 05:40 PM

Then is it an open polygon?

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Posted 16 April 2004 - 09:00 PM

Have you ever seen an open polygon used outside a math book?

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Posted 16 April 2004 - 10:40 PM

Whatever it is, arcsin is still way cooler. Just say the name. Arcsin (prn. Ark-Sign)

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Posted 16 April 2004 - 11:05 PM

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Have you ever seen an open polygon used outside a math book?



I did once, and it damn near got away with my leg. I've never been quite the same since that run-in and am now lobbying congress to make sure that nobody else has to experience the attack of the dreaded free-range open polygon. Posted Image

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Posted 17 April 2004 - 02:22 AM

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I did once, and it damn near got away with my leg. I've never been quite the same since that run-in and am now lobbying congress to make sure that nobody else has to experience the attack of the dreaded free-range open polygon. Posted Image

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You wouldn't by any chance be confusing open polygons with koala bears, would you? Vicious little devils...

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Posted 17 April 2004 - 05:29 AM

Heh. It's 11 in the morning, I got 6 hours of sleep, and I have no clue what you all are talking about.

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Posted 17 April 2004 - 11:36 PM

Is that really such a surprise?

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Posted 17 April 2004 - 11:51 PM

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You wouldn't by any chance be confusing open polygons with koala bears, would you? Vicious little devils...



Nah. Koalas usually go straight for your throat, only open polygons and sometimes flamingos, who get pissed off after you poke 'em with a caesar salad a few times, (boy, do you find that out the hard way) bother with attacking appendages.

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Posted 18 April 2004 - 12:50 PM

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Nah. Koalas usually go straight for your throat, only open polygons and sometimes flamingos, who get pissed off after you poke 'em with a caesar salad a few times, (boy, do you find that out the hard way) bother with attacking appendages.

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I prefer the house salad.

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Posted 18 April 2004 - 11:26 PM

What do you do when the house salad turns out to be a caesar?

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Posted 19 April 2004 - 12:53 AM

What do you do when the ceaser turns out to be a pack of locusts?

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Posted 19 April 2004 - 09:33 AM

Feed them to the flamingos, of course. They're much more keen on locusts than caesar salads.

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Posted 19 April 2004 - 10:25 AM

Unless, of course, the flamingos end up acually being Ronald Reagan. At that point, I think you may have a problem.

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