Paintball, The Return
#76
Posted 18 November 2003 - 09:49 PM
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
#77
Posted 18 November 2003 - 10:00 PM
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Doing that would require posession of guns ourselves, therefore forcing us to kill ourselves. The problem would not be solved because the end rate is to reduce murder rates, and we would also be dead, making it impossible for us to gain any of the benefits from our actions.
But think of the future generations! We can't just sit here while we aren't dead, think of how our children will suffer! I hate that argument.
-Pufer
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If a tree falls in the forest and then springs back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?
#78
Posted 18 November 2003 - 10:03 PM
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
#79
Posted 18 November 2003 - 11:08 PM
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Doing that would require posession of guns ourselves, therefore forcing us to kill ourselves.
What if we used knives or red-hot iron pokers?
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#80
Posted 18 November 2003 - 11:56 PM
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
#82
Posted 19 November 2003 - 09:02 AM
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What if we used knives or red-hot iron pokers?
But the GD specified in his post that we were shooting the people with guns. Unless you have some cool new contraption to show us...?
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#83
Posted 19 November 2003 - 06:05 PM
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#84
Posted 19 November 2003 - 06:26 PM
Although I like the garden hose idea.
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#86
Posted 19 November 2003 - 08:04 PM
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And Avatara ruins my fun once again.
Although I like the garden hose idea.
Sorry, its in my job description. And the garden hose would be so much more interesting if it was connected to a large vat of sulfuric acid.
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#87
Posted 19 November 2003 - 10:51 PM
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It dawned on me one day that my school didn't hire a psychiatrist we hired a psychopath
Here at the ambrosia webboards we must remain profesional and not have any typeos.
People threaten me with knives, I laugh and grab my gun.
What getting dirty with a furnace? -Azeroth
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#88
Posted 20 November 2003 - 12:43 AM
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I don't get mad; I get stabby.
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
#89
Posted 20 November 2003 - 09:13 AM
2. "Full Bunker"?
3. Why does it "Frikkin kick ass" that you got beat and are bleeding?
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#90
Posted 20 November 2003 - 07:38 PM
2."Full Bunker"= Means you can shoot someone 1 inch to the entire field. There is no safety range.
3. CAUSE IT DOES. And also, I'm not a puss and I enjoy pain. Unlike some people out there.....
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I don't get mad; I get stabby.
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
#91
Posted 20 November 2003 - 07:44 PM
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I'm not a puss and I enjoy pain. Unlike some people out there.....
You're a freak...
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#92
Posted 20 November 2003 - 08:27 PM
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
#93
Posted 20 November 2003 - 10:15 PM
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I don't get mad; I get stabby.
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
#95
Posted 20 November 2003 - 10:20 PM
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3. CAUSE IT DOES. And also, I'm not a puss and I enjoy pain. Unlike some people out there.....
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"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#96
Posted 20 November 2003 - 10:20 PM
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3. CAUSE IT DOES. And also, I'm not a puss and I enjoy pain. Unlike some people out there.....
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All hail Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon!
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
#98
Posted 20 November 2003 - 10:29 PM
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
#99
Posted 20 November 2003 - 10:34 PM
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I don't get mad; I get stabby.
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
#100
Posted 20 November 2003 - 10:36 PM
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross