Happy New Year!
#1
Posted 01 January 2004 - 01:43 AM
Anybody got any New Year's Resolutions they'd like to share?
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"As the days wind down - what awaits us on the other side?"
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#2
Posted 01 January 2004 - 02:05 AM
New years resolution: Don't set fire to the household animals again, especially not that damn snake.
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Azzy: The ATT's resident screwup.
"Man, I wish I was a Bush. I've always wanted to be some kind of shrubbery." -Pufer
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#5
Posted 01 January 2004 - 01:50 PM
Take over world
Eat a snickers bar
Find Snickers factory and take over that
Find way to make snickers more tasty
Squash uprising
Eat another snickers
Thats my resolution.
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It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
#6
Posted 01 January 2004 - 04:06 PM
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-- Albert Einstein
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#7
Posted 01 January 2004 - 06:16 PM
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#8
Posted 01 January 2004 - 06:59 PM
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It really sucks to have a boring sig. You know, the kind that drones on forever and never really says anything. I try my best to never have one of those. Every time I make a new sig I try to get it to be a truly outstanding sig. Some people have sigs like that. With neat (EVula) links and stuff. Witty quotes are good too. But then some people have really, really, boring sigs that you'd die before reading more of. They just go on, and on, and on...those sigs really annoy me. I mean, they say nothing and nobody really cares anyway! I pity the people who have those.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
#9
Posted 02 January 2004 - 12:25 AM
Actually, it's 1024X768. for me.
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Azzy: The ATT's resident screwup.
"Man, I wish I was a Bush. I've always wanted to be some kind of shrubbery." -Pufer
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
[This message has been edited by Azeroth (edited 01-02-2004).]
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#10
Posted 02 January 2004 - 12:31 AM
-Pufer
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If a tree falls in the forest and then springs back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?
#11
Posted 02 January 2004 - 01:34 PM
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ph33r my 640X480, baby. My resolution owns you all
I had that unitl a month ago.
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The Journalist-An old ambulatory rodent with no tail.
"Sir, please refrain from eating my cat"-Jambo
iChat-High on metal
#12
Posted 02 January 2004 - 04:03 PM
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- "THE VIRGIN MARY WILL GET YOU!!!!" --Jambo
- "Mmmmm...hostess..." -- dude3 & Jambo
-"*bursts in through door, "i heard there was going to be a fire going on down here, a fire in my pants"*" --ElGato
#13
Posted 02 January 2004 - 09:10 PM
At midnight I was sleeping.
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It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
#14
Posted 02 January 2004 - 09:35 PM
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I don't get mad; I get stabby.
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
#15
Posted 02 January 2004 - 09:50 PM
Ah, Come on, you all were thinking it...
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- "THE VIRGIN MARY WILL GET YOU!!!!" --Jambo
- "Mmmmm...hostess..." -- dude3 & Jambo
-"*bursts in through door, "i heard there was going to be a fire going on down here, a fire in my pants"*" --ElGato
#16
Posted 02 January 2004 - 09:59 PM
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I don't get mad; I get stabby.
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
#17
Posted 03 January 2004 - 12:47 AM
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At midnight I was sleeping.
At midnight I was awoken by the lovely sound of thousands of rounds of ammo being emptied into the air all over the city (Albuquerque tradition, all police officers are ordered to take cover at 2455hrs and stay parked under overpasses, etc. until no further shooting can be heard). I live on the 10th story of a highrise, so I retreated into my bathroom (as it has no windows that I can be shot through) as I figure that someday some drunken idiot will decide that my building looks like a good target for celebratory discharging of his weapon.
I went to work on the first as collecting rent and painting newly vacant apartments outweigh the benefits of being lazy for a 24hr period.
-Pufer
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If a tree falls in the forest and then springs back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?
#18
Posted 03 January 2004 - 08:37 AM
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Sundered Angel,
The One and Only
Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy
The One and Only
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#19
Posted 03 January 2004 - 08:49 AM
So at midnight, we stood directly across from each other, and threw as many plasma grenades as we could onto each other's feet. We timed it to go off at midnight. so, just as the ball was dropping in NYC, my poor character was being tossed high out of the pit by the detonation of seven grenades
(three plasma, then just as I reached the apex of my plasma propelled flight, all four of my fragmentation grenades went off, propelling me out of the pit. It was awesome)
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I don't have an attitude problem, people have a problem with my attitude.
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Souls collected: 11
#20
Posted 03 January 2004 - 11:10 AM
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At exactly midnight, TheJ fell backwards in my mom's Lazy boy. And he screamed. It was funny.
On purpose.
Nobody else did anything though...it's Too Bad.
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The Journalist-An old ambulatory rodent with no tail.
"Sir, please refrain from eating my cat"-Jambo
iChat-High on metal
#21
Posted 03 January 2004 - 01:40 PM
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You know, Down Under we have these things called fireworks which we shoot up into the air. I bet they explode with a bigger bang than your bullets.
We get our fireworks from Wyoming. Anything is legal there.
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Azzy: The ATT's resident screwup.
"Man, I wish I was a Bush. I've always wanted to be some kind of shrubbery." -Pufer
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
</sig>
#22
Posted 03 January 2004 - 05:39 PM
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I see.
I bet I can beat you in Halo. Can you answer this question: What is the best weapon?
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It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
#23
Posted 03 January 2004 - 05:47 PM
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ATTs Official Newb.
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Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
#24
Posted 03 January 2004 - 06:51 PM
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Nobody else did anything though...it's Too Bad.
I was going to do somthing. But, my mom was right there.
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- "THE VIRGIN MARY WILL GET YOU!!!!" --Jambo
- "Mmmmm...hostess..." -- dude3 & Jambo
-"*Bursts in through door, "I heard there was going to be a fire going on down here, a fire in my pants"*" --ElGato
[This message has been edited by vecoriwen (edited 01-03-2004).]