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#26 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

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Posted 16 November 2003 - 01:36 AM

I didn't know that someone else had done it.

Yes, I am looking for the perfect guy.

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Posted 16 November 2003 - 01:59 PM

whats the point of asking on here? it's not like you'll meet him through ATT

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Posted 16 November 2003 - 04:29 PM

Unless µ has a warped sense of "perfect"... Posted Image

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Posted 16 November 2003 - 05:38 PM

What a fascinating topic.

Look, µ, the only reason you have to be posting this topic here is you're trying to say something to Shinobi, dude3, or myself. I sort of doubt it's Shinobi, based on the past. I don't think I need to explain why I don't think it's dude3. That leaves me. Yeah, right. So talk about this on AIM or in person.

Why do I think I'll regret saying this?

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Posted 16 November 2003 - 05:53 PM

Seeing as how she asked for brown hair and taller than her, I have a feeling she isn't talking to you.

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Posted 16 November 2003 - 06:28 PM

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Exactly; hence "yeah right."

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Posted 17 November 2003 - 12:23 AM

Sorry to disappoint you, TJ, but girls talk about their perfect guy all the time. It doesn't stop them chasing after the nearest good-looking but utterly-degrading-to-women type, of course, but I doubt there was anything pointed in this topic.

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Posted 17 November 2003 - 06:11 PM

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but I doubt there was anything pointed in this topic.



Um, what makes you think I'm sad about that?

I'm not really intersted in anyone.

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Posted 17 November 2003 - 11:55 PM

Nothing.

It's just politer than saying "TJ, you're wrong."

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Posted 18 November 2003 - 12:08 AM

Okay. I wasn't trying to be right.

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Posted 18 November 2003 - 01:22 AM

That's the worst excuse I've ever heard.

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Posted 18 November 2003 - 07:27 PM

I didn't want to be right; if I was, there would be a problem.

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Posted 18 November 2003 - 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
Ok..I'm looking for this guy...anybody know where I can find him?

Emotional:
Sweet: Well, depends on who you ask, but if you get to know me, I am very sweet.
Treats me like a person, not just a girl: I try to treat all people as equals, no matter what gender/race/religion ect.
But, when he does treat me like a girl, does a good job: Posted Image
Let's me be with my friends once in a while: As long as you do the same
Doesn't call to tell me how hot someone else is: Call, no. In person yes. As a joke.
Doesn't try and make out with me in front of friends or family: In private is so much more fun
Being Christian would be good: Not religious, but if it is important to you, I can respect that.
Let's me act dumb, and doesn't care, goes along for the ride: As long as I can


Physical:
Doesn't really matter, but in a perfect world:
Brown hair, like the Beatles..Emo hair: Brown hair, about 8 inches long, (I'm currently trying to see how long it gets if I don't cut it for 2 years Posted Image 6 months in so far)
Those eyes, that you can look into and you know everything's ok: Blue with Green Flecks
Taller than me 5'7 or taller: 6'
Not too buff, just..normal..: Not in great shape, but I have a 40 inch chest so you cannot tell I have a small gut when I have a shirt on.
Italian Posted Image hehe: Sorry, 50% Finnish, 25% Scotish, 25% Irish
A smile that knocks you off your feet: Hmm, personal opinion I'd guess

That's it for now....but..if you can help..lemme know!



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Posted 18 November 2003 - 10:13 PM

I'm not talking about anyone I know. Otherwise I would've just told my friends and not said anything here. SA's right..as usual.

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Posted 18 November 2003 - 10:41 PM

WANTED:

Emotional:
Several disorders, varying in severity.
Treats me like a walking testicle. I like it that way.
But, when she does treat me like a actual man, does a piss poor job. Romance is overrated, anyway.
Let's me be with my friends once in a while, provided that it's an orgy.
Doesn't call to tell me how hot someone else is unless they're available for said orgy.
Doesn't try and make out with me in front of friends or family. Waits until on national television where friends, family, and millions of others can see.
Being Christian would be good, as long as she didn't mind the whole sodomy thing. And the gay part. And the whole taking the god damn name of the lord in vain thing.
Let's me act dumb, and doesn't care, but duct tapes my mouth shut periodically.
More, but this is a PG-13 webboard.

Physical:
Doesn't really matter, but in a perfect world everyone would look like me anyway:
Brown hair, like the hair of a rock band, except sort of like the hair of a band from another completely different and totally unrelated musical genre.
Those eyes, that you can look into and you know everything's about sex.
Taller than me, except a bit shorter, because I'm a contradictory bitchhole. Except when I'm not.
Not too buff, but not too flabby either. You can get lost in too much fat.
Italian Ice. I don't know how that's relevant, I just like Italian Ice. Yummy.
A smile that knocks you up. Several times a day, preferrably.

That's it for now....but..if you can help...pay me in cash. Also, I'm only available for 'relationship' activities Tuesday afternoons from 1:30 to 2:15 pm.

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Posted 18 November 2003 - 10:51 PM

I can help with some of that.

My eyes are extraordinary..dunno about the way you're saying..but they are awseome

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Posted 18 November 2003 - 11:01 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, moonunit4eva. Proving once again that satire is completely lost on the puerile.

But maybe that's a bit unfair. Here, have some....

.....GOOD LOOKING MEN ON MAGAZINE COVERS!!!! OMG!!!!11

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Posted 18 November 2003 - 11:13 PM

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.....GOOD LOOKING MEN ON MAGAZINE COVERS!!!! OMG!!!!11



Yeah, I hear Bush made Time's cover a little while ago. Posted Image

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Posted 18 November 2003 - 11:20 PM

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Yeah, I hear Bush made Time's cover a little while ago. Posted Image



Dude.... I just ATE!

Like.... dude!

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Posted 18 November 2003 - 11:21 PM

Bleeeeeech! Avatara, that is not at all the kind of suggestion we EVER NEED AGAIN!
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Posted 18 November 2003 - 11:25 PM

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Bleeeeeech! Avatara, that is not at all the kind of suggestion we EVER NEED AGAIN!
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Like, totally! Al Gore is WAY sexier!

Of course, he should be. He invented fashion.

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Posted 18 November 2003 - 11:40 PM

Wow...

Pikeman, that was awesome. You are now my idol.

Erm, well, maybe not.

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Posted 19 November 2003 - 12:10 AM

EWw....just...EWWwww...!!1

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Posted 19 November 2003 - 12:11 AM

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Like, totally! Al Gore is WAY sexier!

Of course, he should be. He invented fashion.



Fashion = internet, right?

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Posted 19 November 2003 - 12:17 AM

Fashion=O*neill, billabong, roxy, paul frank, glo, savers Posted Image, etc etc.

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