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For our commercial, maybe we can fill his clothes with straw to make him look poofier and then tie him to a treadmill on a skateboard chained to the back of a truck driving at 50 MPH so it looks like Azzy is running really fast, and then we can still that "better, faster, Azzier" line from AOL.
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Posted 10 December 2003 - 11:36 PM
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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#127
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Posted 10 December 2003 - 11:53 PM
He should be juggling AOL cds.
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It really sucks to have a boring sig. You know, the kind that drones on forever and never really says anything. I try my best to never have one of those. Every time I make a new sig I try to get it to be a truly outstanding sig. Some people have sigs like that. With neat (EVula) links and stuff. Witty quotes are good too. But then some people have really, really, boring sigs that you'd die before reading more of. They just go on, and on, and on...those sigs really annoy me. I mean, they say nothing and nobody really cares anyway! I pity the people who have those.
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It really sucks to have a boring sig. You know, the kind that drones on forever and never really says anything. I try my best to never have one of those. Every time I make a new sig I try to get it to be a truly outstanding sig. Some people have sigs like that. With neat (EVula) links and stuff. Witty quotes are good too. But then some people have really, really, boring sigs that you'd die before reading more of. They just go on, and on, and on...those sigs really annoy me. I mean, they say nothing and nobody really cares anyway! I pity the people who have those.
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
#128
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Posted 11 December 2003 - 09:19 AM
So now you all want to drag me into show buisness, away from my gopher hole?
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"I find that unaccountably disturbing" -Sundered Angel
[url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/myst/azback/azzbackground.jpg"]The genuine collectors edition Azzy background![/url]
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Azzy: The ATT's resident screwup.
"I find that unaccountably disturbing" -Sundered Angel
[url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/myst/azback/azzbackground.jpg"]The genuine collectors edition Azzy background![/url]
[url="http://"http://www.stupid.com"]Buy [/url][url="http://"http://www.evula.com"]A [/url][url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Ares+Trash+Talk&number=12"]Freud [/url][url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/myst/billy.gif"]doll[/url]
Tempting a sleeping giant with a pin isn't the same as hurling a whale at an irritated giant. -Avatara
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#129
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Posted 11 December 2003 - 10:36 AM
Actually, yes. I'm sick of the extra six weeks of winter you keep giving us. 
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 11 December 2003 - 04:35 PM
That would be PUfer the groundhog, Av 
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Azzy: The ATT's resident screwup.
"I find that unaccountably disturbing" -Sundered Angel
[url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/myst/azback/azzbackground.jpg"]The genuine collectors edition Azzy background![/url]
[url="http://"http://www.stupid.com"]Buy [/url][url="http://"http://www.evula.com"]A [/url][url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Ares+Trash+Talk&number=12"]Freud [/url][url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/myst/billy.gif"]doll[/url]
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Azzy: The ATT's resident screwup.
"I find that unaccountably disturbing" -Sundered Angel
[url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/myst/azback/azzbackground.jpg"]The genuine collectors edition Azzy background![/url]
[url="http://"http://www.stupid.com"]Buy [/url][url="http://"http://www.evula.com"]A [/url][url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Ares+Trash+Talk&number=12"]Freud [/url][url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/myst/billy.gif"]doll[/url]
Tempting a sleeping giant with a pin isn't the same as hurling a whale at an irritated giant. -Avatara
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
</sig>
#131
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Posted 12 December 2003 - 12:48 AM
Damn, my cover has been blown, by a common giant gopher no less. Well now that it's out I might as well come clean. I am Punxsutawney Phil's desert-dwelling brother-in-law, Albuquerque Pufer. I am technically the head groundhog for the entire desert southwest which means that I have to broadcast my prediction for spring rather than just going back to sleep. But its a good job and it means that I get a lot of time to spend napping in my fluff-lined lair, unlike most groundhogs. Its a good life being an internet groundhog.
-Pufer
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If a tree falls in the forest and then springs back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?
-Pufer
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If a tree falls in the forest and then springs back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
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Posted 12 December 2003 - 08:54 AM
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Originally posted by Pufer:
Its a good life being an internet groundhog.
Its a good life being an internet groundhog.
This sentance is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read in my life. Thank you for giving meaning to my existance (namely, to put that quote in my signature.)
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Azzy: The ATT's resident screwup.
"I find that unaccountably disturbing" -Sundered Angel
[url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/myst/azback/azzbackground.jpg"]The genuine collectors edition Azzy background![/url]
[url="http://"http://www.stupid.com"]Buy [/url][url="http://"http://www.evula.com"]A [/url][url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Ares+Trash+Talk&number=12"]Freud [/url][url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/myst/billy.gif"]doll[/url]
Tempting a sleeping giant with a pin isn't the same as hurling a whale at an irritated giant. -Avatara
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
</sig>
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
</sig>
#133
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Posted 13 December 2003 - 01:11 AM
Azzy I don't know why they think your a ghoper, I think a bunny on speed, thats been up for 9 days straight, and hasn't seen the light of day for three years that can program in different languages would be a much better description of you.
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It dawned on me one day that my school didn't hire a psychiatrist we hired a psychopath
Here at the ambrosia webboards we must remain profesional and not have any typeos.
People threaten me with knives, I laugh and grab my gun.
What getting dirty with a furnace? -Azeroth
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It dawned on me one day that my school didn't hire a psychiatrist we hired a psychopath
Here at the ambrosia webboards we must remain profesional and not have any typeos.
People threaten me with knives, I laugh and grab my gun.
What getting dirty with a furnace? -Azeroth
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 14 December 2003 - 11:18 PM
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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
With the exception of bars, topic rarely stay on-topic if they get more two pages long.
Remember:
µ = male-crazy
End of story.
With the exception of bars, topic rarely stay on-topic if they get more two pages long.
Remember:
µ = male-crazy
End of story.How long did it take you to figure that one out? Duh!
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
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