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Does anyone know if Comet makes good shampoo? I've got some in my hair after cleaning out our dryer of ink (exploding pen...long story) Should I leave it there? I'm not sure about it.
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Posted 30 September 2003 - 08:47 PM
TAKE IT OUT! It will eat your hair faster than you scream CRAPBALLS! Listerine works good though.
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Posted 30 September 2003 - 08:59 PM
Shut up man! Must a woman do everything! Ok, what you need to do is this.
#1 Buy some Redken Express Shampoo and Conditioner. It will be in a green bottle.
#2 Squirt about a big jawbreaker amount of shampoo into your hand, then mush around.
#3 Lather into hair and scrub...hard.
#4 Rinse
#5 Repeat step 2 and 3
#6 Rinse
#7 Then, take about a small jawbreaker amount of conditioner and rinse it thoroughly through.
#8 Rinse
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#1 Buy some Redken Express Shampoo and Conditioner. It will be in a green bottle.
#2 Squirt about a big jawbreaker amount of shampoo into your hand, then mush around.
#3 Lather into hair and scrub...hard.
#4 Rinse
#5 Repeat step 2 and 3
#6 Rinse
#7 Then, take about a small jawbreaker amount of conditioner and rinse it thoroughly through.
#8 Rinse
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Posted 30 September 2003 - 09:03 PM
Oh ya, I forgot. This is "the hair". God, that crap drives me nuts! Its like a fricking rag on his head!
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Nin is the power from within, to conquer any obstacle, large or small.
It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling in the back of your head
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
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Posted 30 September 2003 - 09:06 PM
That was a little below the belt...
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
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Posted 30 September 2003 - 09:07 PM
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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
Shut up man! Must a woman do everything!
Shut up man! Must a woman do everything!
Yeah, listen to the woman (that is if you want to be a big sissy
).The man's way of getting stuff out of hair would be to get some Lava Pumice Soap and rub the crap out of your hair with it (bar or liquid, it doesn't matter). Wear a baseball cap tomorrow (your hair might be a little frizzy), and don't wash your hair for a couple of days (the natural oils will repair the hair by itself). Your hair will be just fine by the end of the week.
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Posted 30 September 2003 - 09:08 PM
Im blunt, what else could I say? Y'all know me, I CANT STAND non clean cut hair. It just boils my blood.
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It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling in the back of your head
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
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Posted 30 September 2003 - 09:08 PM
Shampoo sucks. I recommend Ivory brand bar soap. It will work especially well for you, The Journalist, as your hair is rather oily.
EDIT - Damn, that was nearly a triple simulpost. That's unheard of for a board with so little activity.
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EDIT - Damn, that was nearly a triple simulpost. That's unheard of for a board with so little activity.
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Posted 30 September 2003 - 09:11 PM
dude3 you're gross...that's just wrong.
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Posted 30 September 2003 - 09:12 PM
Agreed.....
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It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling in the back of your head
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
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Posted 30 September 2003 - 09:38 PM
Neither of you have any idea what you're talking about. You've both been decieved by the shampoo industry's lies.
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Posted 30 September 2003 - 10:26 PM
You know, most of the best soaps are varients on laundry detergent. That might work on you...
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Posted 30 September 2003 - 11:04 PM
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You know, most of the best soaps are varients on laundry detergent. That might work on you...
You know, most of the best soaps are varients on laundry detergent. That might work on you...
Interesting thought.
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Posted 01 October 2003 - 08:11 PM
Shampoo? What are you people talking about?
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Posted 01 October 2003 - 09:44 PM
Remind me never to be seen in public with any of you greasy, ill-kempt slackers.
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Posted 01 October 2003 - 11:13 PM
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Remind me never to be seen in public with any of you greasy, ill-kempt slackers.
Remind me never to be seen in public with any of you greasy, ill-kempt slackers.
Never be seen in public with us. It's probably bad for your health. YOu're nowhere near us anyway.
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Posted 02 October 2003 - 05:40 PM
Sorry dude3, I didn't actually mean it was gross. I was in a hurry. I actually meant I don't like the style all that much. I think you were hotter with short hair. Just an opinion.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Whatever happens..happens.
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