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#1 ShinobiGatakana

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Posted 22 September 2003 - 11:49 PM

Ok, so there is this girl at my school. She's a freshmen (Im a sophomore), and I think she's really hot/cute. I'm not sure how to approach her, and would appreciate some help on this matter. Any suggestions? Lets be serious now.

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Posted 22 September 2003 - 11:59 PM

Dump a bowl of Jell-o on her head and ask her if you can lick her.

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 12:50 AM

Well, she's going to have to become aware of you first. Is she? If not, take this opportunity to study at your convenience (go out of your way to do so and you become a stalker and that's not a good foot to try and start a relationship off of). Try and observe her social strengths-what she projects to others, and by what she shy's away from you discover her weaknesses. When you know both her strengths and weaknesses you can form a potent strategy-play into her strengths and cater to her weaknesses. If you cannot provide this sort of balanced relationship then you must give off the impression of it, and have total confidence in doing so.

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 02:20 AM

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Originally posted by ShinobiGatakana:
Lets be serious now.

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 07:41 AM

Just walk up to her and ask what her weekend plans are.

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 09:14 AM

I kinda like the Jell-O solution, but wow, Sargatanus makes an art of this kinda thing.

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 11:10 AM

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I kinda like the Jell-O solution, but wow, Sargatanus makes an art of this kinda thing.

In some sort of Sun Tzu way Posted Image

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 01:36 PM

Just go up to her and say "Hey hot stuff, ya wanna go out with a sexy solphmore?" Posted Image

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Carinae:
In some sort of Sun Tzu way Posted Image

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The Tao (art/science/way for lack of better translation) of Strategy. And what is life wihout strategy? You surrender your will to the currents of life and hope it gets you where you want to go, and without strategy this sort of luck is often insufficient.

In todays society we're brought up with myths of two ideal lovers fated to meet each other and living happily ever after™. The fact that life seldom offers fullfillment to this fantasy leads to skyrocketing divorce rates, more failed relationships than successful ones, and many millions of people degrading into the bitter promiscuity of the failed romantic.

No matter how blissful someone's presence can make you feel, it is folley and self-destructive to surrender to the idea of fate. In strategizing you can bring this fantasy to fruition instead of waiting for it to happen, and through the effort, danger and risk it's immensely more bueatiful.

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 06:15 PM

Im interested to know what *moony would say about her ex advertising another woman in her digital presence... Posted Image

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 07:01 PM

Whip it out and say, "What are you going to do about this?"

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 07:15 PM

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 07:57 PM

Sargatanus, EVula, I hold you in an entirley new light.

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 08:02 PM

Get the book from our shrink, "Guriella Dating Tatics" and start using tatics out of there. I think they need to add the jello one to it.

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 09:47 PM

Buy her a new iMac. That gets 'em every time. Posted Image

Seriously though, start associating with her group, get to know her and her friends, then ask if she wants to do something sometime. Start friendly then let loose the "we're always doing stuff toghether, why don't we get toghether" (just say it a little more tactfully) statement, and see how it goes (you'll already have the inside tract, and you'll use it to your advantage).

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 06:26 AM

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The Tao (art/science/way for lack of better translation) of Strategy. And what is life wihout strategy? You surrender your will to the currents of life and hope it gets you where you want to go, and without strategy this sort of luck is often insufficient.

In todays society we're brought up with myths of two ideal lovers fated to meet each other and living happily ever after™. The fact that life seldom offers fullfillment to this fantasy leads to skyrocketing divorce rates, more failed relationships than successful ones, and many millions of people degrading into the bitter promiscuity of the failed romantic.

No matter how blissful someone's presence can make you feel, it is folley and self-destructive to surrender to the idea of fate. In strategizing you can bring this fantasy to fruition instead of waiting for it to happen, and through the effort, danger and risk it's immensely more bueatiful.

I totally agree but why tell the enteire world how to get girls with a secret strategy
If you are just normal of looks you can make any woman love you just just have to know her.

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 08:10 AM

Follow her home, sneak into her bedroom, and pop out at her from behindd the closet. They love the effort.

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 09:29 AM

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Follow her home, sneak into her bedroom, and pop out at her from behindd the closet. They love the effort.

WOW THAT WAS JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT.
Nice really, really nice

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 03:07 PM

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I totally agree but why tell the enteire world how to get girls with a secret strategy.

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You may want to rethink that statement, as you may have half of the answer to it.

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 05:24 PM

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Im interested to know what *moony would say about her ex advertising another woman in her digital presence...

(*Moonunit)

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 06:10 PM

If it makes you feel any better, I have a list of evil ways to get revenge on your Ex lying around here somewhere. (I don't know why. I just do.)

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 06:12 PM

Hmmm maybe it's the fact that you have lunatics for brothers and sisters?

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 06:29 PM

Geez, Shan, get a life...

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 11:50 PM

You people are way behind the ball. We are no longer ex's, we got back together. So I agree. LETS LOCK IT UP!

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