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#1 moonunit4eva

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Posted 04 September 2003 - 05:57 PM

My Teen People magazine arrived on my doorstep yesterday. I was flipping through when I all of a sudden saw this absolutely grotesque ad. It was for the fcuk fragrance.

Here is what the ad says, front and back, (the ad has a picture of a couple half naked smiling at eachother in bed.)

scent to bed
fcuk fragrance
macy's east macy's west french connectionn stores [url="http://"http://www.fcukfragrance.com"]www.fcukfragrance.com[/url]

back..has those smelly tab thingy's

open here to try fcuk her
open here to try fcuk him

experience the new fragrances from fcuk in department stores and french connection stores from september 2003

get your free fcuk scent to bed t-shirt with purchase while stock lasts

They leave absolutely NOTHING to the imagination. Grr..Am I the only one that is pissed off by this?

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#2 Azeroth

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Posted 04 September 2003 - 06:13 PM

My god. What the hell is the world coming to when products like that are out on the market? I had a look at the website, µ. My god....

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#3 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 04 September 2003 - 06:14 PM

I can only hope, and guess.

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#4 Azeroth

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Posted 04 September 2003 - 06:16 PM

Do I even want to know what you are hoping?

*side note*: did the math thing work ok, GD?

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#5 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 04 September 2003 - 06:19 PM

Yea, thanks a bunch! And yes you do, see I'm going to hunt down these people ****ting down oh wait sitting down half naked and castrate the man and then spade the woman, then put them in a room today.

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#6 moonunit4eva

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Posted 04 September 2003 - 07:31 PM

Ya, I can't believe it! They leave absolutely NOTHING to the imagination. Are they trying to say we don't even have imaginations anymore! And also, I mean..God, this just totally pisses me off, they sell this stuff in the French section of Walt Disney World! My boyfriend told me that today, DISNEY!

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A hundred days have made me older since the last time that I saw your pretty face, A thousand lies have made me colder, and I don't think I can look at this the same, all the miles that seperate, disappear now when I'm dreamin' of your face. I'm here without you baby, but you're still on my lonely mind, I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time. I'm here without you baby, but you're still with me in my dreams, and tonight girl, it's only you and me.

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Posted 04 September 2003 - 10:04 PM

Interesting name choice, shows some people had a creativity lapse when naming their products.

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#8 moonunit4eva

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Posted 04 September 2003 - 10:05 PM

It also shows they have no class! You also should see the "fcuk-ing" web-site.

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#9 ShinobiGatakana

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Posted 04 September 2003 - 10:18 PM

It aint so bad, but the fragrance does smell like crap. Abercrombie is better than this, and I dont like Abercrombie.

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It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong

#10 moonunit4eva

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Posted 04 September 2003 - 10:21 PM

Abercrombie 8 for girls smells really good. It's too expensive for me like $18, I wish I had more though. I'm so mad at that company!

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Whatever happens..happens.

#11 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 05 September 2003 - 12:02 PM

Was there a population boom on trashtalk or did I miss something. And you should blow up the companys headquarters.

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Posted 05 September 2003 - 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
It also shows they have no class!

"A good time is, essentially, classless."-NPR

That is all.

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#13 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 05 September 2003 - 05:13 PM

What?

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Posted 05 September 2003 - 06:59 PM

fsck -y

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Posted 05 September 2003 - 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
Ya, I can't believe it! They leave absolutely NOTHING to the imagination. Are they trying to say we don't even have imaginations anymore! And also, I mean..God, this just totally pisses me off, they sell this stuff in the French section of Walt Disney World! My boyfriend told me that today, DISNEY!

Disney is the corporate incarnation of satan, why would you be surprised at anything they do?

Personally, I think that the fragrance company's marketing and spin department has done an excellent job, thus far, in creating a potentially huge money maker for themselves. All you really have to do in America's economy is to create a buzz about a product, they have done it with a potentially scandalous name that can draw publicity and, thus, increase sales (any publicity is good publicity). So, really, you are just helping out the corporate entity by making this a topic of conversation, µ, you should charge them for your services instead of just giving them away. Posted Image

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Posted 05 September 2003 - 11:51 PM

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Personally, I think that the fragrance company's marketing and spin department has done an excellent job, thus far, in creating a potentially huge money maker for themselves. All you really have to do in America's economy is to create a buzz about a product, they have done it with a potentially scandalous name that can draw publicity and, thus, increase sales (any publicity is good publicity). So, really, you are just helping out the corporate entity by making this a topic of conversation, µ, you should charge them for your services instead of just giving them away.

After reading this topic, I went out and bought twenty bottles.

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Posted 06 September 2003 - 09:28 AM

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fsck -y

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#18 saXxy

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Posted 06 September 2003 - 06:55 PM

I'm pretty sure that most of the guys here smell like crap on a daily basis. Well, maybe not. but I'm sure a few do. I know three of the guys here that don't. but for the people I don't know, I don't think they're going to go buying it. Disney isn't evil. don't even get me started. Grr..makes me so mad! Posted Image

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Posted 06 September 2003 - 08:44 PM

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"Disney is the corporate incarnation of satan." -Pufer

What a typo. It's spelled M-I-C-R-O-S-O-F-T, not D-I-S-N-E-Y.

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Posted 06 September 2003 - 09:31 PM

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Disney is the corporate incarnation of satan, why would you be surprised at anything they do?

My sister works for the Disney corporation, so I would appreciate it greatly if you do not slander their name, when you know next to nothing of what they do or all about. They are a company with one goal in mind, to provide the gueste with the most enjoyable experience possible. They were paid A LOT of money to carry that perfume, and it is only found in one place on WALT DISNEY WORLD property. So, shut up, or you may not wake up tomorrow.

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#21 Azeroth

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Posted 06 September 2003 - 09:58 PM

Wow, thats a little violent.

Shinboi, I don't know if you know already, but to get the

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thing you can just hit reply or type in the actual UBB code to get it that way which is
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Posted 06 September 2003 - 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by ShinobiGatakana:
My sister works for the Disney corporation, so I would appreciate it greatly if you do not slander their name, when you know next to nothing of what they do or all about.

Lets see, I'm going to go with Disney eating young children for what they do, and say that they're all about hiring morons to carry out goat sacrifices, I'm close aren't I? I was, for the most part (Disney's business practices are very morally questionable in many areas, I can elaborate), joking, buddy, take it easy.

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They are a company with one goal in mind, to provide the gueste with the most enjoyable experience possible.

I disagree, their main goal and purpose is to make money (look over the next statement that you made in your post, it proves my point).

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So shut up, or you may not wake up tomorrow.

Bring it on, slick.

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#23 saXxy

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Posted 07 September 2003 - 12:24 AM

Whoa whoa whoa....I really don't want to see anyone here get hurt. Actually, hmm...I could use to see a little entertainment. I'm bettin' on Shinobi.

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Posted 07 September 2003 - 12:30 AM

I am sorry, for I could never stain the good blade of my sword with the blood of such an unworthy person.

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#25 saXxy

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Posted 07 September 2003 - 12:39 AM

Forget the swords! Bamboo!

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