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#1 User is offline   The Journalist 

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 11:31 PM

Attention Trash Talk citizens, aliens, moderators, illegal immigrants etc.

The Trash Talk Toilet Seat has been temporarily removed for maintenance reasons. It has been mildly vandalized and will be repaired within 3 days. Thank you.

This has been a public service announcement, funded by nothing.

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 11:40 PM

Was it...toilet papered?

*dude3 runs off giggling*

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Posted 19 August 2003 - 12:56 AM

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Posted 19 August 2003 - 10:06 AM

Actually, it was stomped on, by the look of it.

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Posted 19 August 2003 - 07:51 PM

Thats the crappiest annoucment I've ever heard it needs to have self relying politcians and large blue people. What are you thinking!

Stupid Toliet seat, I hope it implodes.

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 12:21 PM

I hope this topic gets locked.

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 12:32 PM

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Thats the crappiest annoucment I've ever heard it needs to have self relying politcians and large blue people.  



WE ran out of blue paint, will green do?

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 12:48 PM

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Stupid Toliet seat, I hope it implodes.



I think a solid wood toilet seat is a bit too dense to implode.

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 03:03 PM

What about wood with a pink, fluffy cover?

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 03:19 PM

It's still wood

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 05:10 PM

Or plastic.

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 05:48 PM

I have fixed the toilet seat and brought it above it's former glory! Behold!: (and if this image is annoyingly big because you are on a dial-up connection, then I must say, "neener neener" Posted Image)


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Posted 20 August 2003 - 07:31 PM

Nice. ANd yes, go ahead and neener me

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 10:50 PM

EWWWWW!! That just sounded WAY too wrong.

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 11:03 PM

Yeah, "neener" is such a dirty word.

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 11:16 PM

Psst...over here....I can get you all a good price on a new toilet seat, all I ask in return are your everlasting souls (and a Twix bar). OK? I'll meet you tomorrow at seven, behind the Avara board and we'll make the swap.

That is all.

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 11:34 PM

You know what. I could have you arrested for that.

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Posted 21 August 2003 - 12:24 AM

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I have fixed the toilet seat and brought it above it's former glory! Behold!: (and if this image is annoyingly big because you are on a dial-up connection, then I must say, "neener neener"   Posted Image)



Ummm...the toilet seat in question really doesn't look a thing like that.

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Posted 21 August 2003 - 11:49 AM

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Psst...over here....I can get you all a good price on a new toilet seat, all I ask in return are your everlasting souls (and a Twix bar).



I can't offer you a Twix, how about an Almond Joy?

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Posted 21 August 2003 - 02:29 PM

When i saw "Announcment" I thought Journal was pregnant...and can i neener you next?

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Posted 21 August 2003 - 07:12 PM

I thought armagedon had come, but oh well.

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Posted 21 August 2003 - 10:28 PM

You know what, that's just obscene!

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Posted 21 August 2003 - 11:06 PM

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You know what, that's just obscene!



what, when, where, why and who, are the most commonly known degrees of refinement.
what shall we eat raw meat or or lavae, when does mom get dinner ready, do we eat at applebies or MD, who do we eat with the commis or the repbulicans.

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Posted 22 August 2003 - 10:13 AM

I think it's better if I don't say anything.

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Posted 22 August 2003 - 11:06 AM

Better not..

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