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Police Seek Man Posing As 13-year-old Girl

#1 User is offline   Admiral Dennis 

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Posted 02 July 2003 - 04:03 PM

[url="http://"http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2302333/detail.html"]Detroit Local 4 News[/url]

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Police are searching for a man who has posed as a 13-year-old girl to trick some local families into letting him stay with them.  

The 27-year-old man is also wanted for the alleged sexual assault of a 14-year-old boy.

The man, who calls himself LaLani, reportedly has been using a series of aliases for the past several months. He has been living with different families at The Ponds at the Villages of Taylor and The Courts at the Villages of Taylor for several months, police told the The News-Herald.

The man reportedly told families he was of Polynesian and Russian descent and was a rising tennis star. He reportedly has played as a  guest on the court at the Fairlane Club in Dearborn and was thought by some who had seen him play as the next Serena Williams on  the tennis court, according to the paper.

"He apparently was convincing to many people," Taylor police Detective Joel Kaczor told the paper.

Back in September, LaLani tried to enroll at Truman High School, but was unsuccessful, Kaczor said.

The man was taken for a psychological evaluation, released and not arrested at that time, the detective said.

The man also lived in Detroit and Rochester, as well as California and Oregon and possibly other states, police told the paper.

The Wayne County Prosecutor's Office is reviewing the case, but no warrant has reportedly been issued yet.

"LaLani" is described as black, about 6 feet 1 inch tall with wide shoulders and a muscular build.

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What I want to know is what kind of idiots were convinced that 'LaLani', a 27-year-old black, 6'1", wide-shouldered muscular man was a 13-year-old girl.

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Posted 02 July 2003 - 04:23 PM

Pretty tall for a 13 year old!
like Zaphod, I'd say 10 points for style and minus several millions points for good thinking!

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Posted 02 July 2003 - 07:07 PM

ok, any confidence i had about the intelligence of the general public - gone

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Posted 02 July 2003 - 09:15 PM

Utterly, utterly bizarre. I mean, if he just fooled them over the internet or something, yes, but... 6'1"? Broad-shouldered?

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Posted 03 July 2003 - 12:07 AM

He probably has a deep voice and 5:00 shadow.

Hilarious.

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Posted 03 July 2003 - 10:14 PM

Uh oh, they've found me again!

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 08:50 PM

No only your sister, Or is you Brother hmm, don't really know?

05:05 AM found out I don't know the date, Still bored.

05:09 am came back to edit still bored, WiLl WrItE DiFfErEnT NoW, or maybe not will see.

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Posted 16 July 2003 - 12:27 AM

What the f--...every topic is blaring green.

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Posted 16 July 2003 - 05:45 AM

I noticed.

Carinae, please don't post to all topics merely for the point of posting in them. It's confusing and irritating.

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Posted 16 July 2003 - 12:06 PM

I don't see any green. Or is it my colorblindness?

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Posted 16 July 2003 - 08:39 PM

That could explaina few things.

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Posted 18 July 2003 - 01:44 PM

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That could explaina few things.



What's that supposd to mean????

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Posted 18 July 2003 - 04:20 PM

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I don't see any green. Or is it my colorblindness?



He posted a post in virtually every topic made in the last month. I am guessing that a moderator deleated the posts, so by the time you saw it, it didn't look like a line of green. It was green when I saw it, but it changed then.

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Posted 18 July 2003 - 06:59 PM

I see.

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Posted 18 July 2003 - 07:37 PM

Why is it green? Why not blue or red!!

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Posted 19 July 2003 - 12:45 AM

Boys are so dumb.

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Posted 19 July 2003 - 06:21 AM

Don't worry. A few of them grow up.

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Posted 19 July 2003 - 12:55 PM

Hmmm.....grow up....the term is vaguely familier....

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Posted 19 July 2003 - 03:33 PM

I sure hope so.

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Posted 20 July 2003 - 05:28 AM

Just be prepared for a long wait.

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