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Posted 27 June 2003 - 02:29 PM

I was wondering....what would one do if a penguin lost its beak? My house is full of penguins and they're eating my cereal. I accidectally cut the beak off of one of them while warding them off with a large butcher knife. Any ideas on how to get a replacment? The original shattered. I do not know of any professionasl penguin docters in the area.

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Posted 27 June 2003 - 04:20 PM

You may want to talk to Mrs. Premise, the penguin on her tele blew up last night and she may have some spare parts laying about (just leave a message on her machine, she's in the backyard burying the cat).
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Posted 27 June 2003 - 07:28 PM 

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Posted 27 June 2003 - 08:22 PM

Am I the only person who doesn't understand any of the previous posts?

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Posted 27 June 2003 - 10:48 PM

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Posted 27 June 2003 - 11:27 PM

A skilled dentist would be able to take a mold from a healthy penguin's beak and form a replacement beak for your injured bird. Just last August there was a case in Vancouver where a dentist made a replacement beak for a bald eagle after a poacher had shot off the majority of that bird's beak.

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Posted 28 June 2003 - 07:02 AM

Crazy Canadians, eh?

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Posted 28 June 2003 - 11:55 PM

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Crazy Canadians, eh?


Natch. This is a good thing.

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Posted 29 June 2003 - 04:56 AM

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Natch.  This is a good thing.



From the bird's point of view, certainly.

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Posted 29 June 2003 - 03:21 PM

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A skilled dentist would be able to take a mold from a healthy penguin's beak and form a replacement beak for your injured bird.



I think I'll try that. "Hello? Could you make my penguin a beak" That would be an intersting conversation.

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Posted 29 June 2003 - 03:52 PM

Yup, it would, by the way I'm not drunk you know.
I by the way had the same problem with my pingiun just last week,
it's not good when there is pingiun and they can't do the smuches because the one don'nt have a peak!

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Posted 30 June 2003 - 06:56 AM

Carinae, could you please at least try to make sense?

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Posted 01 July 2003 - 05:14 AM

No peak no kisses!

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Posted 01 July 2003 - 05:28 AM

For heaven's sake. It's not like "p" is anywhere near "b" on the keyboard.

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Posted 01 July 2003 - 06:55 AM

As I'm dyslexic, I really don't care!
i'll but p's in where I want to!

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Posted 01 July 2003 - 03:53 PM

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For heaven's sake. It's not like "p" is anywhere near "b" on the keyboard.



It's only 7 letters away....

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Posted 02 July 2003 - 07:53 AM

No insult intended, Carinae, but I've known a few dyslexics who can manage quite good spelling if they try. Perhaps you should set your mind to it?

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Posted 02 July 2003 - 05:26 PM

Non taken, the thing is my vocies don't want to, they can't agree at this point, on trying or not!
Did you guys know that there actually is a dissise that makes you, not control your hand, normally it's the right hand, it can do all sorts of funny stuff, like unbuttoning your shirt, when you just buttoned it with your left hand!
How can you know that i don't suffer from that?

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Posted 02 July 2003 - 09:27 PM

Because most of us have a reasonably good sense of what is theoretically possible and what is, in fact, utter balderdash?

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Posted 03 July 2003 - 10:41 AM

But still how can you be so sure, I'd could be some lunatic just waiting for the right time!

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Posted 03 July 2003 - 10:10 PM

I meet a lunatic once.

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Posted 03 July 2003 - 10:48 PM

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I meet a lunatic once.



Can you tell me what I will do in my future?

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