I always eat at the computer. It allows me to do lots of things at once. This morning I had 2 dishes, a bowl, a spoon, a fork, a mug, a box of old Wheat Thins, 3 empty water bottles, and 5 paper cups on my desk. The water bottles and paper cups remain, even though there is a trash can right next to me.
Make of that what you will.
[Edit: Added Wheat Thins]
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#27
Posted 29 June 2003 - 03:31 PM
gee....wellm I have a small plastic hatchet at my desk
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#28
Posted 29 June 2003 - 08:32 PM
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Originally posted by The Journalist:
I'm out of cereal. Today I had a donut.
I'm out of cereal. Today I had a donut.
There's a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in the cabinet.
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#29
Posted 01 July 2003 - 06:58 AM
As i'm home alone in 19 days, I really really should start cleaning up before my mom get's home!
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#30
Posted 01 July 2003 - 02:29 PM
I go on vacation for 2 weeks, I come back, and look what happened while I was gone.
I have a tendency to eat salmon at my computer.
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#31
Posted 01 July 2003 - 03:49 PM
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Originally posted by dude3:
There's a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in the cabinet.
There's a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in the cabinet.
I don't like Cheerios.
But now I've got more sugar!!!!
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